A guy goes into the confessional on Saturday afternoon and says to the priest, Father, he confessed, it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Tootie Green twice last month.
The priest told the sinner, You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys.
Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. Father, it has been two months since my last confession.
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