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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: stonehearted ()
Date: June 27, 2013 08:43

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Max'sKansasCity
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rovalle
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Sir Craven of Cottage
A few fish got battered.


Ya mean Fish from Barney Miller? I didn't know he was still alive...

How could you not know?
He tweets that he is alive daily....
every day, really, he does, or at least he did... [twitter.com]


Abe, are you still alive?


DAMN IT!

That's insane! I was just wondering about that the other week. I own the DVD set of the original Dark Shadows TV series, and Abe Vigoda was on that show from time to time--we're talking 1969, 1970--and he was old even back then!


Abe Vigoda as Ezra Braithwaite on Dark Shadows, 1969.


Abe Vigoda on Dark Shadows in 1969, just moments before being killed by the ghost of Quentin Collins.


Abe Vigoda as Otis Greene on Dark Shadows, 1970.



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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Max'sKansasCity ()
Date: June 27, 2013 10:01

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stonehearted
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Max'sKansasCity
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rovalle
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Sir Craven of Cottage
A few fish got battered.


Ya mean Fish from Barney Miller? I didn't know he was still alive...

How could you not know?
He tweets that he is alive daily....
every day, really, he does, or at least he did... [twitter.com]


Abe, are you still alive?


DAMN IT!

That's insane! I was just wondering about that the other week. I own the DVD set of the original Dark Shadows TV series, and Abe Vigoda was on that show from time to time--we're talking 1969, 1970--and he was old even back then!

Abe Vigoda as Otis Greene on Dark Shadows, 1970.
Kewl, I did not know that....

Abe must have been born old, but he is still alive winking smiley I think anyways.

Then again, something seeems fishy here (mainly to stay on tropical fish)

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: noughties ()
Date: June 27, 2013 16:14

- There`s a guy down at the chip shops swears he`s Elvis...



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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: noughties ()
Date: June 27, 2013 16:42

- But he`s a liar and I`m not sure about you...

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: EddieByword ()
Date: June 27, 2013 16:55

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noughties
- There`s a guy down at the chip shops swears he`s Elvis...

That's funny, there's a guy down my local chip shop who swears he's an elver.......

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: June 27, 2013 18:35

Did you have to scale the wall to get away?

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: schillid ()
Date: September 1, 2013 23:29

Picture of Ron holding a crustacean:


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: BlackHat ()
Date: January 20, 2014 22:00

What’s the difference between a newspaper and a TV set?…You can’t wrap your fish and chips in a TV set

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: January 21, 2014 01:07

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BlackHat
What’s the difference between a newspaper and a TV set?…You can’t wrap your fish and chips in a TV set

You will once they commercialize flexible screens.

The fish'd leave a big greasy print though.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: spiderman ()
Date: January 21, 2014 02:26

My favorite thread and my creativity is lacking....Something fishy is going on....the Midnight Angler has struck again

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: cbtaco19 ()
Date: January 21, 2014 19:35

Cod-Damn! I was floundering with the chorus but we ran it through autotuna and now everything sounds krilliant!

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: October 19, 2014 10:35

Why did the plaice go to the doctor? - Because he was feeling a bit flat!

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: October 20, 2014 05:23

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manofweathandtaste
Why did the plaice go to the doctor? - Because he was feeling a bit flat!

I'll reckon you're the sole person that finds that funny.

Why don't you just trout out another joke?

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: stonesrule ()
Date: October 20, 2014 05:31

That now legendary fight in the chip shop was caused by a mean spirited
little shrimp!

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: October 20, 2014 16:25

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stonesrule
That now legendary fight in the chip shop was caused by a mean spirited
little shrimp!

naw, he's just a little crabby.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: MrThompsonWooft ()
Date: February 18, 2015 13:11

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard!!!

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: spiderman ()
Date: February 20, 2015 06:58

Lies, lies, lies why don't you go to Shell

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: February 20, 2015 08:32



Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: February 20, 2015 14:57

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BeforeTheyMakeMeRun


ah...actually not really a joke was it? are you just posting for the halibut?

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Plink ()
Date: February 20, 2015 18:08

^^^
Looks like that shark is doin' the "Mackerelena"
(that's sharkspeak for "Macarena")

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: duke richardson ()
Date: February 20, 2015 18:16

cool smiley

>>ah...actually not really a joke was it? are you just posting for the halibut?<<

man you jumped the shark with that one...

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Hairball ()
Date: February 20, 2015 18:21

Thanks BeforeTheyMakeMeRun,

I'm really liking those dancing GRRReat white sharks! thumbs up

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: vudicus ()
Date: February 20, 2015 19:45

What do you get when you cross Dire Straits and Chris Rea?

Dire-Rea.


(A play on words)

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: February 20, 2015 19:48




Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: February 20, 2015 23:06

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duke richardson
cool smiley

>>ah...actually not really a joke was it? are you just posting for the halibut?<<

man you jumped the shark with that one...

holy mackerel! you might be right!

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: February 21, 2015 01:44

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Sir Craven of Cottage
A few fish got battered.


Shidoobee!

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: February 21, 2015 07:31

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latebloomer


Someone gets it!

I think this thread is giving me headaches...make a pun out of that, fish enthusiasts!



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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: MrThompsonWooft ()
Date: February 21, 2015 10:19

A shark isn't technically a fish. Please start your own thread about sharks.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Stoneage ()
Date: February 21, 2015 10:36

I'm sorry Mr Thompson-Wooft but a shark is a fish. Anyway you look at it.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: February 21, 2015 16:08

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BeforeTheyMakeMeRun
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latebloomer


Someone gets it!

I think this thread is giving me headaches...make a pun out of that, fish enthusiasts!

did you actually think we didn't get it? you must think we have sardine-sized brains.

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