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josepi
what kind of bait did you use?

Jewelry

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vox12string

Place a Tongue emblem on the Rolling Stone Lake pier.

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Bingo
Look what I caught with my fishnet!

What a fish story!

Do you practice "catch and release?"

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Bingo

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josepi
what kind of bait did you use?

Jewelry

good thing you didn't reel in a 300 pounder!

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Edith Grove

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Bingo
Look what I caught with my fishnet!


Looks like a large mouth ass.

What a fish story!

Do you practice "catch and release?"

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

"So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish"

The Dolphins

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camper88
Dead Flounders, from the Album Fishy Fingers

Well when you're sitting there
In your strap-in fishing chair
Casting off some rich lures that you own
Well I hope you won't see me
In my tugboat company
For you know I could never fish alone

Lemme drown little Sushi, just lemme me drown
I know you think you're the queen of the fishin grounds
And you can
Send me dead flounders every morning
Send me dead flounders by the mail
Send me dead flounders in my wedding
And I won't forget to put roe fish on your grave

When you're in some fishing shack
Scaling a rose pink salmon's back
Making flies on trout fishing derby day
I'll be below deck in my room
with some bait and a harpoon
And another girl to bake my clams today

lemme drown little Sushi, just lemme drown
I know you think you're the queen of the fishin grounds
And you can
Serve me dead flounders every morning
Send me dead flounders by the pail
Load up dead flounders in my bedding
And I won't forget to put roe fish on your grave

No I won't forget to put roe fish on your grave.

hilarious, C(l)amper, gotta frame that

Well, today there was a fight in the desert aisle at our nearest supermarket. A load of yoghurts got Mullered.

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Baxter Thwaites
Well, today there was a fight in the desert aisle at our nearest supermarket. A load of yoghurts got Mullered.

Just when we all thought this thread had been milked dry....

Supermarkets are dangerous, I heard some eggs went to help and got beaten up

Then the cream got whipped as well

Along with the butter.

Now we're churning.

Stir it up; little darlin', stir it up.

To return for a moment to the original subject of this thread - Ronnie played this one on his Radio Show:

Hey, anybody know if Sir Craven ever made it out of his self-imposed exile in his bunker?



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What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather!!

found this at a garage sale. anybody know if it has any value? might have been a promo.

Their Aquatic Majesties Request





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Don't you know I'm a 2000 clam?

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Hairball
Get Off My Cod
Anybody Seen My Guppy
Herring Shuffle
Waiting On A Fish
Good Clams, Bad Clams
Mollusk Man
Piranha Woman
Yesterdays Mussels
Sitting On A Fish
Thats How Strong My Lox Is
Jiving Sister Sushi
Little Red Rock cod
Play With Tuna
Sweet Black Angler
Sympathy For The Scallop
Worried About Fish
Everything Is Turning To Goldfish

And still nobody's tuned the fish

Some serious fish:





2 1 2 0

Plankton, however, made the getaway with a krabby patty.

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drewmaster
Was there a sole survivor?

excellent !

For a minute there I thought Sir Craven had returned from his coal shelter. Anybody heard from him since he bowed out?

I'm hiding sister and I'm dreaming
I'm riding down your moonfish mile

What do you call a fish wish no eye?

FSH!!!

No plaice to be if you're a pacific fish then...............oh,,,,,,,sorry about that, er....(A few too many gins)...................I meant pacifist



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Noah started building several arks for various parts of animal kingdom. One was a split level job for all the fish – a multi-storey carp ark

word just in....the original version of this is ready for the Bigger Bang deluxe (whenever that may be)...

The Biggest Fish Take


When fishing so late, they really bite hard
they gulp down the bait, they'll catch you off guard
Everyone said, "What a perfect fish batch
Cause they are so huge, it's a hell of a catch"

I was eating in love, gulping them down
Gorging for months, weighed a thousand some pound
But after awhile I stopped just to belch
I'm sick on the boat and up-chucking like hell

But I think I've just ate the biggest fish take of my life
And I think I've just ate the biggest fish take of my life

I'd been out fishing for over a year
The bait's nearly perfect, they bite loud and clear
But then very slowly, my boat start to sway
It's the vodka martinis, that's what they say

I ate too impatient, I ate way too fast
I took fish for granted, they made too much gas
The first mate was standing, and while taking a pee
I snuck up behind, farted him out to sea

But I think I've just ate the biggest fish take of my life
And I think I've just ate the biggest fish take of my life

(WhoooWhooo Whooo....)

Now I'm down in a slump and I'm fishing alone
I ruined the day with some fish that's just bone
I never catch nothing, I'm becoming a wreck
I just stare at the sea while I drink on the deck

But if fish bite again, I'll be really surprised
I'll eat them real slow, keep a clean in-tes-tine

Cause I think I've just ate the biggest fish take of my life
Well I think I've just ate the biggest fish take of my life



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Where do shell fish go to borrow money? A prawn broker!!!