But one thing that is certain
Life is good... put halibut in

Sympathy For The Turtle

Oh help me please doctor I'm damaged
There's a pain and there once was a fart
I've eaten bad seafood
Can you please take it out
And discard it right there with that lard



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-03-12 16:48 by schillid.

I been soakin' up drink like a sponge

(wait a minute... that's the real lyric...)

Mixed Crustaceans
She's A Mermaid
Black Langoustine
Have You Seen Your Marlin, Baby (Swimming In The Shallows)
It's Only Cod Liver Oil (But I Like It)
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Clam Baker)

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Eel About You

do covers count? Prodigal Sponge :E

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man who runs the clam bake
Make damn sure that diners
wash their hands and clear their plates

Jellyfish Woman

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schillid
Jellyfish Woman

... because a jellyfish looks like a parachute...
never mind

Far Away Eels
(because an eel looks like ... er never mind)

Following the River
(which is actually sung by an eel wearing shades as he plunges downstream to his destiny in the Sargasso Sea)
(... never mind²)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-03-12 18:07 by with sssoul.

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with sssoul
(... never mind²)

so concrete

(... never mind³)

Q:
What did that fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

A:
"Damn"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-03-12 18:25 by schillid.

Sitting on a Tench

Seafood ... Mick Taylor

joke to come

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-03-13 14:37 by EddieByword.

You Can't Always Fish When You Want
Calamari of The Night
Brand New Carp
I'm A King Crab
Little Red Lobster

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

fish you

Black girls just wanna get fished all night...

Torn and Filleted
Gimme Shelfish
Country Conch
Dead Flounders
Clams Casino Boogie

Sorry - dead flounders was already served up



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-03-12 23:46 by memphiscats.

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schillid
Oh help me please doctor I'm damaged

Truer words have never been spoken.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2012-03-13 14:36 by EddieByword.

Swimming ugly.

I sit and watch...
As Fish Go By

Fishy Fingers

When the Chip Comes Down...

Fish Head Soup

Fish Was Hot

Trout of tears..................
Rock salmon and a hard plaice........
Dead Flounders
Sweet Black Angelfish
Sole Survivor
Battered
Down in a shoal
Monkfish man........
Stray catfish blues.........
Starfish @#$%& er
Haddock with you
Shark's fin soup
Sharks will fly ..........cry.....ok. deja vu..............
Rays fall down
Oh no...not sushi again..............
Sweet neo cod



Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 2012-03-13 14:36 by EddieByword.

40 Lox

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......