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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: August 20, 2015 16:02

This thread is a load of pollacks..

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()
Date: August 20, 2015 17:20

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DandelionPowderman
This thread is a load of pollacks..

Go to your yurt!


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: August 20, 2015 17:47

She's So Cod

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: duke richardson ()
Date: August 20, 2015 17:55

conch ya hear me knockin'..

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: EddieByword ()
Date: August 20, 2015 17:59

An' all over a couple of squid two blokes spotted lying on the floor..........

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()
Date: August 20, 2015 18:30

[Sigh] You guys are annoying. So much for my peaceful morning listening to Duke Eelington...


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: josepi ()
Date: August 20, 2015 18:30

Two fish, a pretty girl, and a crab wearing a chef's hat were on their way home from the Stones concert. One fish asks the other fish "how did you like the concert?" The other fish replied "Dunno. I was too fried." Next, the fish asked the pretty girl "how did you like the concert?" and the pretty girl replied "I was pretty fried. All I can remember is my bottom got pinched." Finally, same fish asked the crab "how did you like the concert?" and the crab replied "whaddy lookin' at me for!".

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: August 20, 2015 18:33


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Hairball ()
Date: August 20, 2015 18:38

Crosseyed Carp.

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: August 20, 2015 18:40

Flounder my soul...

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: August 20, 2015 18:56

Amnase

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: duke richardson ()
Date: August 20, 2015 19:10

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SomeTorontoGirl
[Sigh] You guys are annoying. So much for my peaceful morning listening to Duke Eelington...

love when he plays 'two bass hit'..

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: EddieByword ()
Date: August 20, 2015 19:19

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SomeTorontoGirl
[Sigh] You guys are annoying. So much for my peaceful morning listening to Duke Eelington...

And my afternoon listening to Country Joe & the fish...........really, Whoopee, we're all gonna die..............eye popping smiley

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()
Date: August 20, 2015 19:22

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EddieByword
And my afternoon listening to Country Joe & the fish...........really, Whoopee, we're all gonna die..............eye popping smiley

[Snort!]


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Chris Fountain ()
Date: August 20, 2015 19:33

Chip shop? It was a Cheat Shot or maybe it had something to do with golf? Chip Shot?

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: August 20, 2015 20:18

One More Shad. That's all I Goby...

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: August 20, 2015 20:52

You people all ruined cod fillets for me. Not like any of you give a single carp....

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Roll73 ()
Date: August 20, 2015 21:05

I've haddock, I've haddock, I've haddock
I've haddock with you.


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: josepi ()
Date: August 20, 2015 21:22

A skunk, an anteater, and a lobster stopped at the Lucky Dip window to pick up their tickets. The skunk opens his envelope, bows his head, and says "my seat stinks". The anteater opens his envelope, bows his head, and says "my seat sucks". Finally, the lobster opens his ticket, jumps up and down, and says "Whoo-hoo, best seat in the house!" The skunk and anteater look at each other, then look at the lobster and ask "where's your seat?" The lobster answers "last row." The skunk asks him "then why are you so happy?" Lobster answers "i just love to claw my way to the front." The anteater replies "that sucks!" and the skunk adds "that stinks!"

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: everwest1 ()
Date: August 20, 2015 23:29

After the show the lobster went into the bar (which was next to the local chip shop) and the bartender brusquely said "HEY YOU! WE DONT SERVE SEAFOOD HERE!"

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: everwest1 ()
Date: August 20, 2015 23:33

Then a giraffe walked in to the bar and the bartender churlishly said "HEY YOU!! WE DONT SERVE LONGNECKS HERE!"

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: treaclefingers ()
Date: August 22, 2015 17:16

The continued reappearance of this thread really fishes me off.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: DaveG ()
Date: August 22, 2015 18:06

I refuse to be lured into this conversation.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()
Date: August 22, 2015 19:30

People who keep this damn thread alive really need to be put in their plaice.


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: August 22, 2015 21:06

"I'll wait for you, from dusk till prawn".

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Green Lady ()
Date: August 22, 2015 22:54

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SomeTorontoGirl
People who keep this damn thread alive really need to be put in their plaice.

Just won't clam up, will they.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: josepi ()
Date: August 22, 2015 23:10

Q: Why did the fish cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Hairball ()
Date: August 22, 2015 23:35

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Green Lady
Quote
SomeTorontoGirl
People who keep this damn thread alive really need to be put in their plaice.

Just won't clam up, will they.

I've been herring alot about this old thread lately - seems to have a life of it's own.

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()
Date: August 22, 2015 23:47

The cast of trolls on this site are really angling for the hook!


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Date: August 23, 2015 00:07

I guess we're out on bait...

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