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That's it, I give up! You all win! 
Fish are friends , not food!!
bwaaaah!
Now that's fishy-humor!
I wonder if Mrs Thompson Wooft has read it? Somebody besides the fish may be about to be battered.
I always thought they did Faraway Fries (small fish) for people with small appetites or on the US version Faraway extra fries for people who like chips......
I have to say, despite the number of times it's been played live I still do like Fish you........
small verses large is all relative. it's done to scale.
And Primitive krill, Wandering sprat & Octopus in the Doorway..................
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2015-04-07 11:02 by EddieByword.
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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
SomeTorontoGirl
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Date: February 21, 2015 16:33
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
BeforeTheyMakeMeRun
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Date: February 21, 2015 18:01
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treaclefingersQuote
BeforeTheyMakeMeRunQuote
latebloomer
Someone gets it!
I think this thread is giving me headaches...make a pun out of that, fish enthusiasts!
did you actually think we didn't get it? you must think we have sardine-sized brains.
That's it, I give up! You all win! Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
latebloomer
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Date: February 21, 2015 18:04
Quote
treaclefingersQuote
BeforeTheyMakeMeRunQuote
latebloomer
Someone gets it!
I think this thread is giving me headaches...make a pun out of that, fish enthusiasts!
did you actually think we didn't get it? you must think we have sardine-sized brains.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
treaclefingers
()
Date: February 21, 2015 19:46
Quote
BeforeTheyMakeMeRunQuote
treaclefingersQuote
BeforeTheyMakeMeRunQuote
latebloomer
Someone gets it!
I think this thread is giving me headaches...make a pun out of that, fish enthusiasts!
did you actually think we didn't get it? you must think we have sardine-sized brains.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
MrThompsonWooft
()
Date: February 22, 2015 16:40
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Stoneage
I'm sorry Mr Thompson-Wooft but a shark is a fish. Anyway you look at it.
Fish are friends , not food!!
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
Stoneage
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Date: February 22, 2015 22:04
This is your friend Mr Thompson-Wooft?
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
MrThompsonWooft
()
Date: February 24, 2015 14:25
Can you imagine being his dentist?
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
josepi
()
Date: March 31, 2015 00:56
Fish walks into the local bar and asks the bartender.."got any worms?". Bartender says "Nope". "Ok, thanks" says the fish and he walks out of the bar. Next day fish walks back into the bar and asks "got any worms?". Bartender replies "we don't serve worms, never did, and never will. Now get out of here and don't come back!". "Ok, thanks" says the fish and he walks back out. Next day fish walks back into the bar. Before he can say a word, the bartender shouts "If you ask me one more time if we have any worms I'm going to nail your f***ing tail to the wall!!!". Fish is quiet for a few seconds then asks "ok, got any nails?" Perplexed, the bartender is silent for a few seconds, then answers "NO!". Fish replies "ok. Got any worms?"
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
latebloomer
()
Date: March 31, 2015 02:54
People, come on...who's fighting and what for? Why are we fighting?
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
swiss
()
Date: March 31, 2015 08:34
Quote
josepi
Fish walks into the local bar and asks the bartender.."got any worms?". Bartender says "Nope". "Ok, thanks" says the fish and he walks out of the bar. Next day fish walks back into the bar and asks "got any worms?". Bartender replies "we don't serve worms, never did, and never will. Now get out of here and don't come back!". "Ok, thanks" says the fish and he walks back out. Next day fish walks back into the bar. Before he can say a word, the bartender shouts "If you ask me one more time if we have any worms I'm going to nail your f***ing tail to the wall!!!". Fish is quiet for a few seconds then asks "ok, got any nails?" Perplexed, the bartender is silent for a few seconds, then answers "NO!". Fish replies "ok. Got any worms?"
bwaaaah!
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
MrThompsonWooft
()
Date: April 5, 2015 09:31
I asked my wife what she would like for an anniversary gift.
She said, "Something gold, I like gold."
I asked, "Yes, but what?"
She said, "I honestly don't mind, just something gold."
She had very little grounds for any argument as I handed her a goldfish.
She said, "Something gold, I like gold."
I asked, "Yes, but what?"
She said, "I honestly don't mind, just something gold."
She had very little grounds for any argument as I handed her a goldfish.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
SomeTorontoGirl
()
Date: April 5, 2015 16:05
Mr Thompson Wooft, I think there is going to be a fight in YOUR shop soon! (Regardless, well played, you cheap b*stard!). 
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
BeforeTheyMakeMeRun
()
Date: April 5, 2015 16:07
Quote
MrThompsonWooft
I asked my wife what she would like for an anniversary gift.
She said, "Something gold, I like gold."
I asked, "Yes, but what?"
She said, "I honestly don't mind, just something gold."
She had very little grounds for any argument as I handed her a goldfish.
Now that's fishy-humor!Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
Green Lady
()
Date: April 5, 2015 17:57
Quote
SomeTorontoGirl
Mr Thompson Wooft, I think there is going to be a fight in YOUR shop soon! (Regardless, well played, you cheap b*stard!).
I wonder if Mrs Thompson Wooft has read it? Somebody besides the fish may be about to be battered.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
spiderman
()
Date: April 6, 2015 03:40
Waiting on a Fish
When the Chip comes down
When the Chip comes down
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
SomeTorontoGirl
()
Date: April 6, 2015 11:53
Almost Hear You Fry
(Wrapped In) Yesterday's Papers...
(Wrapped In) Yesterday's Papers...
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
Green Lady
()
Date: April 6, 2015 17:53
If you don't fancy fish, they also serve Faraway Pies.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: April 6, 2015 19:25
Quote
Green Lady
If you don't fancy fish, they also serve Faraway Pies.
I always thought they did Faraway Fries (small fish) for people with small appetites or on the US version Faraway extra fries for people who like chips......
I have to say, despite the number of times it's been played live I still do like Fish you........
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
treaclefingers
()
Date: April 6, 2015 19:37
Quote
EddieBywordQuote
Green Lady
If you don't fancy fish, they also serve Faraway Pies.
I always thought they did Faraway Fries (small fish) for people with small appetites or on the US version Faraway extra fries for people who like chips......
I have to say, despite the number of times it's been played live I still do like Fish you........
small verses large is all relative. it's done to scale.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
latebloomer
()
Date: April 6, 2015 20:33
Sympathy for the tuna
"Something fishy always happens when we do that number."
"Something fishy always happens when we do that number."
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
Koen
()
Date: April 6, 2015 21:06
Crawfish Mama
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
MrThompsonWooft
()
Date: April 7, 2015 09:46
And a solo effort from Mick Jagger - She's The Bass!!
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: April 7, 2015 10:49
Quote
MrThompsonWooft
And a solo effort from Mick Jagger - She's The Bass!!
And Primitive krill, Wandering sprat & Octopus in the Doorway..................
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2015-04-07 11:02 by EddieByword.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
MrThompsonWooft
()
Date: July 3, 2015 17:52
What fish is a serial killer?
Jack the Kipper
Jack the Kipper
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
andrewt
()
Date: July 3, 2015 18:05
Can you repeat that?
I'm hard of herring.
Must have been all that Booze & Pills & Chowders.
I'm hard of herring.
Must have been all that Booze & Pills & Chowders.
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
josepi
()
Date: August 20, 2015 08:28
Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!" "Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
everwest1
()
Date: August 20, 2015 11:08
Hay
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
latebloomer
()
Date: August 20, 2015 14:06
I know, it's only cod and sole...but I like it, like it, yes I do!
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
DandelionPowderman
()
Date: August 20, 2015 14:12
I don't expect to get salmon for nothing...
Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by:
latebloomer
()
Date: August 20, 2015 15:48
Can't you sear me Salmon?
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