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Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Hairball ()
Date: August 28, 2015 06:30

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SomeTorontoGirl
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Hairball
If I Was A Lobster...

Hey! I dated him! Bottom feeder. And pincher.

I bet he was steaming when you started dating someone else!

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"Rip this joint, gonna save your soul..."

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: everwest1 ()
Date: August 28, 2015 06:33

If I was a lawbsta,
I'd claw em in da mornun,
I'd claw em in da evenun.
All over this ocean...

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: everwest1 ()
Date: August 28, 2015 06:37


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: josepi ()
Date: August 28, 2015 06:46

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SomeTorontoGirl
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Hairball
If I Was A Lobster...

Hey! I dated him! Bottom feeder. And pincher.

He cleaned up his act and wants you to give him another chance!...


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Hairball ()
Date: August 28, 2015 07:02

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josepi
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SomeTorontoGirl
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Hairball
If I Was A Lobster...

Hey! I dated him! Bottom feeder. And pincher.

He cleaned up his act and wants you to give him another chance!...


smiling smiley

I don't think that fancy suit can lure her back...she has other fish to fry.

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"Rip this joint, gonna save your soul..."

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: August 28, 2015 15:02

She's a rag tag grill, the queen of prawns...

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()
Date: August 28, 2015 16:09

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josepi
He cleaned up his act and wants you to give him another chance!...


Heeheehee... Reminds me of that great musical number in Young Frankenstein, Putting on the Fish!


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: SomeTorontoGirl ()
Date: August 28, 2015 16:16

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latebloomer
She's a rag tag grill, the queen of prawns...

But...but...I've never even BEEN to the White House...


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: EddieByword ()
Date: December 31, 2015 01:30

Mick: "Who's fighting and what for?"

Everyone: "The owner of this shop and the owner of the chippie next door - they both want Yesterday's papers"..................






Mick:.................confused smiley



Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 2016-06-26 14:50 by EddieByword.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: EddieByword ()
Date: January 6, 2016 15:08

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latebloomer
She's a rag tag grill, the queen of prawns...

Well, I'm a King prawn...............crustrating ar-o-u-nd your rock................grinning smiley

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: spiderman ()
Date: June 26, 2016 05:52

"I can't get no Satisfishon" I fry, and I fry....and I fry

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: jambay ()
Date: June 26, 2016 08:09

Best thread ever...
Best Bread ever...




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2016-06-26 08:10 by jambay.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: LeonidP ()
Date: June 26, 2016 17:22

"hello ladies!"
(blind man walking by a fish stand)

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: roller99 ()
Date: June 26, 2016 18:29

Shidoobee, battered battered. You've got cod on the westside, lake trout up town, look at me, my fish is battered.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Koen ()
Date: June 26, 2016 20:15

Little Red Snapper (probably already posted).

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: spiderman ()
Date: June 27, 2016 03:49

SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVILED CLAM

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a clam of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year
Til they pulled me out and ate me

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: LeonidP ()
Date: June 27, 2016 04:26

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Koen
Little Red Snapper (probably already posted).

Sharks will cry (probably also already posted)

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: Silver Dagger ()
Date: June 27, 2016 12:49

This Plaice Is Empty Without You

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: steffialicia ()
Date: July 10, 2016 04:01

Before the grunion run

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: latebloomer ()
Date: August 8, 2016 17:10

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: duke richardson ()
Date: August 8, 2016 18:33

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latebloomer
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

grinning smileygrinning smiley

short and funny! i can remember it and tell it right cool smiley

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: schillid ()
Date: August 9, 2016 04:50


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: dead.flowers ()
Date: August 9, 2016 16:21


Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: KevinLocksPerm ()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:32

What did the fish say when he got bail?

I’m off the hook!

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: KevinLocksPerm ()
Date: December 14, 2017 13:58

What do you call a money lending fish?



A loan shark!!

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: EddieByword ()
Date: December 14, 2017 14:03

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schillid
[www.mensjournal.com]



Throw him back in....those dungarees are so last year..........>grinning smiley<

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: noughties ()
Date: December 14, 2017 15:08

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you.

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: KevinLocksPerm ()
Date: December 18, 2017 18:08

What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: spiderman ()
Date: December 19, 2017 03:26

Thank Cod for the Rolling Stones - Cod bless you

Re: Tonight there was a fight in my local chip shop
Posted by: georgie48 ()
Date: December 19, 2017 08:29

Recorded with the Rolling Stones Mobile:

Fiiish in the water, splesh splesh splesh, splesh splesh splesh-splesh, splesh splesh splesh, splesh-splesh smileys with beer

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