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TheDailyBuzzherd
I dunno, mebbe I have it in for Presidents, LoL:
All I can say here is, someone's got BALLS.
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sweetcharmedlife
Why does Santa Claus say ho,ho,ho?
Because three Hoes are better than one.
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sweetcharmedlife
Why does Santa Claus say ho,ho,ho?
Because three Hoes are better than one.
And you are supposed to be some kind of "humour-judge" on IORR ? You are even more pathetic than I imagined
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sweetcharmedlife
Why does Santa Claus say ho,ho,ho?
Because three Hoes are better than one.
And you are supposed to be some kind of "humour-judge" on IORR ? You are even more pathetic than I imagined
Erik, let it drop .
I am sure SCL does it on purpose ,I can't imagine someone posting this kind of stuff & being serious .....it's beyond all jokes .
SCL, would you mind ending with that crap ....like the Towels beach ....I cannot believe you are such a lame .
See, women aren't hoes or beach towels ..stop watching porn .
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SwayStones
I am sure SCL does it on purpose ,I can't imagine someone posting this kind of stuff & being serious .....it's beyond all jokes .
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SwayStones
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
The only seat available on the train was next a well dressed middle-aged French woman and was being used by her dog.
The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"
The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"
The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honour and chastise the American.
An English man sitting opposite spoke up indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong BITCH out the window."
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boston2006
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said,
'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted
you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said,
'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally
decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
Johnny said,
'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.............
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sweetcharmedlifeGee I hope that joke doesn't offend anybody in France...Or Sweden.Quote
boston2006
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said,
'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted
you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said,
'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally
decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.
Johnny said,
'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.............
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Stoneage
Come on Eric, the joke was so bad I couldn't help myself laughing at it! Sometimes bad jokes are the ones who makes you laugh.
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Edith Grove
23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first batting helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies.....Quit Laughing.