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Edith Grove
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge
only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?........ ..... A rectum stretcher? And just
what does a
rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
from side to
side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely
stretch it,
until it's about 6 feetwide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard!
Uh oh.....Someone in Lyon is not going to like that sexist joke.Quote
trainarollin
Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon?
It don't need cleaning.
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trainarollin
Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon?
It don't need cleaning.
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SwayStones
I was much more focused on the "It don't need " part :
Doesn't the English conjugation go like this ?
I don't need
You don't need
She/He doesn't need
It doesn't need ?
Am I right ? Yes ?
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trainarollin
Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon?
It don't need cleaning.
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SwayStones
I was much more focused on the "It don't need " part :
Doesn't the English conjugation go like this ?
I don't need
You don't need
She/He doesn't need
It doesn't need ?
Am I right ? Yes ?
Well, theoretically yes, but... have you heard for instance this:
What's the matter with the boy?
He don't come around no more
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Edith Grove
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 or close to it
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
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Edith Grove
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 or close to it
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
Je n'ai rien pigé = Je n'ai absolument RIEN compris.
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SwayStones
Je n'ai rien pigé = Je n'ai absolument RIEN compris.
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SwayStones
Je n'ai rien pigé = Je n'ai absolument RIEN compris.
potato = pomme de terre, does that help?
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Edith Grove
Women will be finished reading this by now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.