KSIE, You're welcome, but I think it's good to keep "crap" in there. People like to say "crap". How about: . amount of non-music-related crap guitar player gets away with That would at least exclude most of Richie's crap. By the way I think the crap one really sets KR apart. I mean, how many guys can say they made worldwide headlines for a) fallin
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> Hilarious!! Unfortunately this means that Richie > Sambora is also a "great guitarist" > > Karl Karl, You're right and this is very troubling, so I did some research. One thing I'm proud to say that I didn't know what band this Richie person plays with, but of course "Natlanta has heard of him" isn't on the list. Anyway this
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By just about any objective measure, KR is the greatest guitar player of all time. Consider these criteria: . size of bank account . what people will pay to hear him . looks gap between the guitar player & his wife . amount of crap guitar player gets away with See what I mean?
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Does it matter?
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Let's go out dancing
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Lukester, Elmo: Braves play @ 7:35 vs the Fish. Dontrelle vs Redman (uh oh) Braves back in 1st place, God in his heaven. Yes? Oh yeah, Imus blah blah blah...
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Mr Imus supported John Kerry in the 2004 election. John Kerry voted to authorize force against Iraq, along with Senators Clinton, Edwards, Reid, Schumer, etc, etc. Go figure, eh? More re Imus: I thought he was mocking the rappers as much as dissing the Rutgers ladies.
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Good point, Bro. I should have thought of that before. I still think it's a good idea - I always lose my keys but if they were jangling beside my ear I'd always know where they're at.
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I always thought those were his car keys in his hair, but those aren't car keys.
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I found out where he keeps you, I've even been inside.
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Saw this on youtube a couple weeks back: Q: Is this your last tour? A: Is this your last day?
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Yah it's D, played cross-style (this being a blues band).
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Gooner, Thanks for posting, that's brilliant stuff. It's like I always say - When your hair matches your shoes, and you're singing with Russian soldiers, anything is possible.
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Mick Jagger's a singer who's old. He sold supposedly his soul, He's dressed like a dandy, His songs can get randy, But mainly it's just rock & roll.
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JaggerFan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What about people who over-whine about the whiners > (take it too seriously then counter-attack)? What > of their ya-yas? You have a point - taking it too seriously is a serious offense. I say suspend 1 ya for that, but counter-attacking is OK as long as it's not done seriously.
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Mofur, Totally agree. The whiners should have their ya-ya's revoked.
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It's good, the wife really likes this one, but (insert here obligatory whine that attempts to make me sound like I know better than Mick freakin Jagger what the Rolling freakin Stones should do with their own freakin music).
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Oh doppio, doppio, Baby.
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Can't you hear me perkin'?
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You got to roast me.
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I think many of their songs are clit tracks. I just had a nice bowl of click tracks for breakfast. Etc.
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In the Detroit snow.
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How long have I been lying here?
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Justin, Thanks for posting, that's brilliant stuff. Reminds me of an old SNL skit from the Belushi/Ackroyd days, the premise was that a time capsule had been sent into outer space, a response received, and the reporter was opening the response. The time capsule contained great stuff from Earth, ie the Magna Carta, US Declaration of Independence, Chuck Berry tapes, etc, etc. So then
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Juan, I prefer the Special 20 because the plastic is easier on the lips. The cross-harp (ie blues) sound is 3 keys up from the key of the song... ie song is in C, use the F harp for blues style. I wish someone had told me that 25 years ago. Anyway I think a lot of Exile is in A, and so you use the D harp a lot with Exile. Check me out on that though, I'm not a musician. I learned
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Good thread there Koen. All suggestions so-far are good ones. I like 'em all, plus: I betcha momma was a tent-show queen, etc...
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Dang Rockman, you are all over this stuff. Anyway, that's one fine tie on Andy Anderson, no? 1 more thing: This wine is good, yes?
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wildbillclintongranata, Being Mick was about Mick Jagger, and I thought was pretty good. For what you're looking for suggest you check out Being Bill Clinton. (sorry, somebody had to say it)
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Agree w/ LA FORUM... I really like the piano on that one. Of course, I like everything they've ever done except that chalkboard-scratching Sweet Neocon crap. Slightly off-subject I guess.
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Mt Airy NC is correct. If Devo went to Mayberry, Deputy Fife could sing that song "Nip It"... You've got to nip it. Nip it good.
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