Piano parts can be tricky
And Jagger and Richards are picky
For sweetness and such
Relied on so much
The man that they called on was Nicky



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The Stones are a band for all ages,
I've followed them through all their stages,
From blues right through punk,
Rock, disco and funk,
Their story has millions of pages.

Their fans are devoted, for sure
We're addicted and there is no cure
We've loved them so long,
Know every song,
We're hard-core, unholy, not pure!

We won't let our Stones fade away
Reluctant to call it a day
It's a lifestyle we choose
can't imagine we'll lose
So play on, one more time we all pray!

Nice, chix, a triple!

"No Anchovies, Please"

One night when the Stones played in Twickenham
Mick's pants were too tight to dance quick in 'em.
The next night, in Sutton
He busted a button
While trying to do a high kick in 'em ...

By Sunday the pants were held in
With the aid of a big safety pin
And they finally fell
At the Station Hotel
At the moment the Beatles walked in!

(This embarassing episode from the Stones' early days has until now been covered up by the Management)

Hey Elmo, thanks and keep it going! You've got one more in ya!

Mick Jagger's a singer who's old.
He sold supposedly his soul,
He's dressed like a dandy,
His songs can get randy,
But mainly it's just rock & roll.

There once was a man named Jones
Who began a band called the Stones
So many have came
To try and be the same
But the Stones will stand alone.

Live with.....Charlie

Charlie loves his wine and his country estate
Some say marrying Shirley was the hand of fate
He has horses to ride
And cries when one dies
But he still goes out with his mates


Live with ....Mick

Bianca and Mick took the lear jet
Keith said “no” to the jet set
Mick married Jerry
Until it got hairy
And now he’s paying the debt

I think I heard Keith say this once:


Here's to you and here's to me
The best of friends we will always be
But if we should ever disagree
The hell with you
Here's to me

Old Bill Wyman from Hull
thought that the band was dull
he rather gave away pearls
and screwing them girls
on the center of the digest scull

2 1 2 0

This bald Mr Jagger from Kent
couldn't as a rockstar earn one cent
so he dildoed his neighbour
a dippy from labour
who lived his life in a jury-rigged tent

They travel around and around
let all enjoy their sound
entierely glad
and never so sad
the people, that Stones have found


yes the Stones are really nice
as so, to my great surprice,
yea, since it aint Hot
they will probably not
come to the land of Ice

there once were some failed desperate flamers
who inserted some legal disclaimers
to their self-published books
by psychics and crooks
bad fiction from lying grave raiders



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I think we need one about Allen Klein, that bastard!

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For mickschix -

I don't think the Stones will mind,
That I named my as*hole A. Klein,
Now they've got Cohl,
Another As*hole,
They must not be too hard to find.

ELMO, that was awesome, thanks!! I knew you could do it! I'll have to do just one more!

All of you've heard the song "Gimme"
And here you can find out the skinny
On Beggars and Bleed
Exile Main Street
The man that produced them was Jimmy



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Ok, one more gasp!

Do you really believe all the fables
All the gossip and all of the labels
That our Boys have endured
So untrue, rest assured
But I still love the one about sables!

You know, the one that was told
About Redlands, so bold,
That I laugh just to think
Marianne turned so pink
cause the Mars Bar was found and then SOLD!

The sable was all that she wore,
All the papers, they called her a whore
But the joke was on us,
Mick asked Keith " what's the fuss?
This affair is a terrible bore!"

Many things that they did just for fun,
Just to titilate and just to stun
Were perceived as Satanic
They made our folks panic,
I heard them exclaim " Satan Won!".

But we all knew it was just a lark
Just a free show in London's Hyde Park
It was on with the show,
Was four decades ago
That the Stones began leaving their mark.

And their music will always endure,
Of this fact I am certain, so sure.

we really need to get out more

Thanks, m-chix, I'm a regular Bob Dylan.

"No Anchovies, Please"

Elmo Lewis Wrote:
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> Thanks, m-chix, I'm a regular Bob Dylan.


How does it feel?

To be on your own...

A complete unknown .... for sure!

"No Anchovies, Please"

Baboon Bro Wrote:
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> To be on your own...


Belongs in this thread I suppose.

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Ther once was a man named Ry Cooder
Keith Richards' old open-G tutor
He showed Keith a riff
And then Ry got miffed
Ry saying that Keith was a looter



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voodoocat Wrote:
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> Bill said “bye” to the lads
> Charlie would rather play jazz
> Ronnie tied to kick it
> Mick wants to lick it
> And Keith just snorted his dad
>
> LOL
>
> ELMO-this thread is a great idea


Hhahahahaha!!

Talkin' 'bout the Midnight Rambler
Talkin' 'bout the mignight gambler
Jumped the garden wall
Down your marble hall
Prowlin' like a proud black panther