according to my sources, it's not as bad as everyones expecting. its worse

superdump

Who needs SUPERHEAVY or even SUPERREVVY when I've got GLORY GANG in my hands. Thank you, Terry for the sweet sounds. 18 tracks of sheer joy. Another winner that will live with me for awhile day in and out.

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Rocky Dijon
To paraphrase Rev's dentist, "The Rolling Stones and Bollywood and Bob Marley and Jar-Jar Binks? Oooooooooh, they going after the galaxy."

finally you make me laught out loud. thank u.

.......cool Rocky ...enjoy



ROCKMAN

Hi Rev, respect for you and all your interesting considerations, but i just wanted to tell you that there are some people here that don't give a f%@& about 'Superheavy', 'Supergroup', Joss Stone, Damian Marley, Dave Stewart...!!

This is for you:
"I was drivin home early Sunday morning
Through Bakersfield,
Listening to gospel music on the coloured radio station,
And the preacher said: You know you always have the lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this
That I ran twenny revlights in his honour,
Thank you Jesus, thank you lord!"

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KRiffhard
Hi Rev, respect for you and all your interesting considerations, but i just wanted to tell you that there are some people here that don't give a f%@& about 'Superheavy'

believe me revvy know and so revvy soon go. I and I dont expect anybody
to like what I like, but for what its worth, i like what u like. i hope
you get more keith richards than you can believe real soon.



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a quick bit of joss floss now, sending this one out
to razza-gazza, me close contemp in our affection
and esteem for the queen and all her queenies,
especial the kate and willy nuptials which there
is no shame in admitting making almos every grown
man cry, especial semimental revvy and razza-gazza.

so wow wow wonders when revvy come finding these
pictures of our gurl Joss with her CLOSE FREND Prince
William the 83rd and at his wedding. I thought fusion rock,
the uniting under the SUPERHEAVY banner, could not be
getting any better but now see how wrong you can be.

but wait a damn minute, i been tricked! i thought Jah-Stone
was complete straight-ahead earnest-est woman in the
whole world wide web. but now me getting detective signs
that there are more Joss Stones than juss Jah-STone.
she pretend she Janis Joplin, she pretend she some black
rapper whose name i don't know who says revolution,
she pretend she Prince William frend and pretty magazine
cover. WTFuk!

And don't go giving me that crap about her just a "nice
bunch of gals" like the rev-revvies and that other guy who
used to sing for the rolling stones. We know them two old guys
are not always 110% sincere but i will never forgive the older one
for trammeling upon innocent joss until she now innocent josses.

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twenny revlights
so wow wow wonders when revvy come finding these
pictures of our gurl Joss with her CLOSE FREND Prince
William the 83rd and at his wedding.

please allowing me to drop my character and inquire as an old guy
about current moral standards among the young. is it now okay to
invite an ex-lover to your wedding as a "friend"?

BIBLICAL TYPE WISDOM THAT GUIDES THE REV-REVVIES EACH AND EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR

1) When your brain needs washing, better always to do it yourself.

2) It's like Buddha said, you only live ten thousand times.

3) That wascally wabbit, he took all my pwozac, so now i am vewy depwessed.

Thomas a Kempis would never concern himself with "current moral standards." Thump that Bible, Rev and give 'em Hell.

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Rocky Dijon
Thump that Bible, Rev and give 'em Hell.

BECAUSE THE BUCKET OF TIME IS NOT BOTTOMLESS...

uh, uh, hmmmmm? on second thought...

BECAUSE THE BUCKET OF TIME IS BOTTOMLESS...

uh, no. hmmmmm? on third thought, I don't know if I got a metaphorical or
a metaphysical problem here.

be right back.

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twenny revlights
BECAUSE THE BUCKET OF TIME IS NOT BOTTOMLESS...

uh, uh, hmmmmm? on second thought...

BECAUSE THE BUCKET OF TIME IS BOTTOMLESS...

uh, no. hmmmmm? on third thought, I don't know if I got a metaphorical or
a metaphysical problem here.

be right back.

1) because i running out of time, some things must get scratched off my
list here. i want so much to brag about how "back of my hand" was writed
about me, with proof, about me, just a fan with NO PERSONAL OR PROFESSIONAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH ANY MEMBER OF THE SUPERHEAVY ORGANIZATION, OR ROLLING
STONES ORGANIZATION, OR ANY OF THEIR AFFILIATED ORGANIZATIONS, PAST OR PRESENT
and lots a other stories about stones songs that were writed about fans,
but to find these things out, you will someday have to pay thru the nose
for limited edition hand bound hand illuminated Impersonation of Jagger,
signed by at least two and sometimes three of the rev-revvies.

2) information sent anonymously to my overstanding is that "superheavy"
also refer to the tranuranium elements, which are elements that only
occur as a result of nuclear fission or fusion, many of which then can
be re-utilized in fission or fusion processes, that is, weaponized.
u see, another name for transuranium elements is superheavy elements.
also, consider if u will how tranuranium elements are named. after
geniuses, like Enrico Fermi, Neils Bohr, Glenn Seaborg, people like
that. difficult to get people like that working together, supergeniuses
of necessity having SUPER EGOS (and not necessarily superegos, an important
distinction). sometimes only war can get such supergeniuses work together.
think about music and how proud we get about our two geniuses doing it
so much better than lennon mccartney page plant you name them. sometimes
only war can force it to happen. then think about what we are about to
see with five countm five geniuses workin 2gether.

3) another way to think about it. SUPERHEAVY continues concern expressed
as A Bigger Bang. The phrase "bigger bang for the buck" was invented by
U.S. Secretary of Defense, Charles Erwin Wilson, in 1954. He used it to
describe the policy of depending on nuclear weapons, rather than a large
regular army.

4) I wish I know more how to do the Re-Animator trick. I am just following
Rev20 notes on how to end this story I am telling to the little boys and
girls around the campfire, but now I'm not so sure, so it sure would be
nice to have Rev20 around just for brief just to make sure. Or other
genius i don't care whatever u got. Wish me luck.



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FYI, barring the cheesy plot twist return of Rev20,
all the alive rev-revvies think that i man revvy,
scaredy cat #1, should be the one who tell the ending,
except of course as usual Rev-I (whose spicegirl name
is ScaryRevvy) who think him should, of course as usual.

MeeMistaMusta, u voting for Rev-I over revvy? or you
joking me of course as usual?

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twenny revlights
MeeMistaMusta, u voting for Rev-I over revvy? or you
joking me of course as usual?

ME GOT BRAINSTORM, Rocky Dijon. i notice you unnerstand my accent no
matter how thick on some days becasue of stress. you smart as shit.
so heres the idea. i man revvy tell the ending as best i can.
as simple i can. as clear i can. as brave i can. and then, if u think
it not clear and brave enuff, then u translate it better. rich white lady
style. YOU make it more bible thumpy and thunder. that way i figure
you big mouth work to advantage and there is no downside. Seen?

4) Identity more a jacket than a straight-jacket.

u think u got a problem with revvy, OMG think about my
girlfrend "Reba". 19 years my junior, proudly uneducated,
bogan girl in bogan house on bogan street in bogan town,
and after five year Reba finally getting adjusted to her lover
boy this artsy intellectual of New York. and now? all of a
sudden what she wake up to? Brain damaged Rastaman.

Whoa. Good ting she a Shihhappa woman. That means
Shit Happens. She roll with anyting. elderly pop, part time
five nephews, drug abuse brother, three big collie dogs
all under one small by american standard roof, lot a other
relatives in town all a time crashing cars, getttin in fights,
it never ends. big old time irish clan ting. males all get
sloshed often. i tell my mom when i live with Reba on
weekends it exactly like living in one of my mom
favorite type artsy indy movies. dramedy galore tonite.

so i was wonderin how it was gonna go this past weekend
over there with my speech impediment. thats a good ting
about the Rasta ting. Just lower my voice and speek
like authority and say Yes I and Irie a lot and turn it into
comedy routine, Reba now my partner in crime. and it
work because over there either nobody talking watching
tv movie game crap or everybody talking at same time.
So me pretending to be Rasta is small news compared to
nephew Timmy new whole back dragon tattoo.

sunday Reba family tradition for past year is when
I new york man do the hardest level 13 sudoku right in
front of tthem in like 15 minutes and all the nephew exclaim
"I told you he was a freak","fcuk me!", "No way, that is just not on",
"He's cheating somehow I know it" etc. Same thing every
sunday laugh laugh laugh everybody.

So now this sunday past same routine but i just cannot do it.
i mean i get the easy squares but i might as well be lookin
at atomic chemistry. i mean maybe if you burn me with
cigarette it would focus me maybe but now there also is this
Rasta thing that say sudoku prayer to the devil.

so huey dewey louie nephews lookin at me like whats going on.
same time Reba and the 3 collie dogs are doing their standard
comedy routine. she want them out of the house and theyre
telling her to go to hell. in other words same level of training as
the nephews. usually collie dog routine end with bribe treats
but they gettin fat, y'know?

so i dont know what come over me but i say, "I man try something"
and I go to window and form clear picture in my mind of rabbit
in backyaard and the 3 collie dogs start barking and scramble down the
hall and out into yard and we lock them out and everybody look at
me like i am wizard of oz. Never did nothin like that before.

and in that moment i realize that the collie dogs know more about Jah
than most of you. them can get pictures in their head from me
but you cannot. and this informs my thinking from that moment.

Dis is revvy. I dont mind tellin ya that me scared shitless.
Me never have to deliver something like this, not that the
message is hard to understand, or long, but jus that y'know
we tink its gotta be done rite. me and the other rev-revvies.
huddled around collaborating hard tryin to get the words rite
so it is not a pain in the ass for u to read if u wanna.

our goal which we cant swear to is 4pm friday june 10 new york
city time. maybe we have intervening message we dont know.
peace.

twenny revlights, your schtick is getting old. aren't you tired yet? are you coked up?

Jesus christ, find a job, a woman, a bottle, Twenny, or listen to the Stones.
I surely am getting fed up with this shit
Jeroen

You're only prolonging the length of the farewell, you know. Jar-Jar is not a Gungan of few words.

Same with the Stones i guess.... not much work(in the 80s,90s and 00), and a lot of decades in the process.
byeee
jeroen

Twenny, now you can go...or you can talk a little bit about the Stones too!

Hey Twenny, what's your opinion about this outtake?

dont start him talking, for f....sake
byeeee
A GREAT song by the way
One Love
jeroen

We five rev-revvies are now debating the meaning of this
word "ironic" that you have. We think maybe it mean Jah's
sense of humour. We think that it is ironic that we five are
slave away with all our might for hours and hours to produce
adequate statement that Rev Twenty Redlights could have produced
in five minute while wiping his ass at the same time.

The guidance we give to ourselves in this task and all our
rev-revvy tasks is that we should do like our heros in SUPERHEAVY
and have everything we do have some acceptance to everyone
even if we do not have their agreement. Actually we think
SUPERHEAVY reach a much higher standart than that but we
are not that good.

But it is with deep sadness that even our lower standard will not
be met with in this case. And since it is the most important case
that we have ever, we do not think failure is too strong a word.

But at least we agree now to change the rules now. Only three votes
not five votes are all that are needed. So it seems much more
possible now to get this thing behind us. We get some sleep now
and then finish up.

Twenny, take five! Who gives a sh*t about this supergroup!

5) The Miracle of The Three Tongues

6) There is no number 6. We all too busy watching David
Letterman. Excep of course as usual Rev-I.

We can't wait to see who Dave bashes tonite.



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7) She had a nice body, except for the waffle marks
on her ass where she'd been hit by a Mercedes.