You've had some people post that they appreciate the videos, Rev. Don't just do it for the affirmation or you'll never gain converts among the Pagans.

I may think you're f*cked in the head, but it's f*cked in the sort of way that makes me look forward to see what you post next. You have that car crash appeal where I just have to look. I also like the label, "Mean Mr. Mustard." The real Rocky Dijon doesn't deserve it, but I find it funny.

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Rocky Dijon
I find the Rasta persona funny.

Rooky, apologies, me forgot to tell ya that Rastaman not
funny jamaican bobsled team for me. I and I am Rastaman all the
way now. I know u right that I only have white belt or
yellow belt or brown belt bote inna Rasta and inna queen english.
but remember me promise to you personal man and to
ineedahug that I and I will study and study nort america and grate britin
until i be the laughingstock no more. Yes I. tho the queen
english not my ting yet the king english is. King Selasie I
the King of Kings and the Lion of Judah. You ask Keet any
of this. Him tell ya whats what. Him on board the Zion
train for years man. Him even drive it sometime. Him even
crash it sometime har har har. But him onboard man all the way man. Onelove.

see after thinking a long time i think u think rev was
not injured that nite. but it
happen as the truth. rev got bashed here and ten
minutes later rev got bashed again by two drunk
youths right in front rev artgallery. which is right in
front of him home. not even to rob but just for fun.
in quiet peaceful oztralia countree town. alcohol
youths in oztralia worse than america by many
shots. then infection from blood clot hospital.
me think anyway. then rev get this thing which
doctor print out at hospital.

"Foreign accent syndrome is a rare medical condition
involving speech production that usually occurs as a
side effect of severe brain injury, such as a stroke or
head trauma. Those suffering from the condition pronounce
their native language with an accent that to listeners
may be mistaken as foreign or dialectical. Between 1941
and 2009 there have been sixty recorded cases."

I think there is pcychosometric version too which could
be all cases is pcychosometric.

so now i got to get alla time speech therpies and physcal
therpies and mental therpies so not much fun. i expect to improve.

i also think u think Rev Twenty Redlights and Rev20 and
Rev coming back like u think big stones tour coming back.
and dont call me Rev its hurtful just like u call it "supergroup?"
call me revvy familiar or Rev-I formal or superrevvy HEAVY name
or twenny stones name.
thank u.

i also thing u think not your problem that me have reduced
personality and reduced smarts. u think u have no share of
the blame. that me reduced to just twenny revlights and
superrevvy and revvy and Rev-I and R'Twen. no sympathy
from rocky hooror show. like u think u have no share of the
blame for the stones only being small part time thing now if that.
hanging by thread intensuve care.

u think what u think and i think what i think but somehow we
got to go forward. i know u think that too. because me still read
your mind like Rev20 just not that good. and me be at least
half rasta since 1975 its just that in a dis here time, crisis time,
i can admit it more. because of Damian Marley.

The word broccoli, from the Italian plural of broccolo, refers to "the flowering top of a cabbage".

Broccoli is classified in the Italica cultivar group of the species Brassica oleracea. Broccoli has large flower heads, usually green in color, arranged in a tree-like fashion on branches sprouting from a thick, edible stalk. The mass of flower heads is surrounded by leaves. Broccoli most closely resembles cauliflower, which is a different cultivar group of the same species.

History
Broccoli evolved from a wild cabbage plant on the continent of Europe. Indications point to the vegetable's being known 2,000 years ago. Since the Roman Empire, broccoli has been considered a uniquely valuable food among Italians. Broccoli was grown at Antwerp whence it was taken to England by the sculptor Peter Scheemakers, according to a biographical note by J. T. Smith. Broccoli was first introduced to the United States by Italian immigrants but did not become widely known until the 1920s.

Culinary
Broccoli is usually boiled or steamed, but may be eaten raw and has become popular as a raw vegetable in hors d'œuvre trays. Boiling reduces the levels of suspected anti-cancer compounds in broccoli, with losses of 20 – 30% after five minutes, 40 – 50% after ten minutes, and 77% after thirty minutes. However, other preparation methods such as steaming, microwaving, and stir frying had no significant effect on the compounds. Steaming broccoli for 3–4 minutes is recommended to maximize potential anti-cancer compounds, such as sulforaphane.

Nutritional and medicinal
Broccoli is high in vitamin C, as well as dietary fiber; it also contains multiple nutrients with potent anti-cancer properties, such as diindolylmethane and small amounts of selenium. A single serving provides more than 30 mg of Vitamin C and a half-cup provides 52 mg of Vitamin C. The 3,3'-Diindolylmethane found in broccoli is a potent modulator of the innate immune response system with anti-viral, anti-bacterial and anti-cancer activity. Broccoli also contains the compound glucoraphanin, which can be processed into an anti-cancer compound sulforaphane, though the benefits of broccoli are greatly reduced if the vegetable is boiled. Broccoli is also an excellent source of indole-3-carbinol, a chemical which boosts DNA repair in cells and appears to block the growth of cancer cells. Broccoli has the highest levels of carotenoids in the brassica family. It is particularly rich in lutein and also provides beta-carotene.

A high intake of broccoli has been found to reduce the risk of aggressive prostate cancer. Broccoli consumption has also been shown to be beneficial in the prevention of heart disease.

See also Broccoli sprouts for possible health/medical benefits.

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ineedadrink
The word broccoli, from the Italian plural of broccolo, refers to "the flowering top of a cabbage".

Broccoli is classified in the Italica cultivar group of the species Brassica oleracea. Broccoli has large flower heads, usually green in color, arranged in a tree-like fashion on branches sprouting from a thick, edible stalk. The mass of flower heads is surrounded by leaves. Broccoli most closely resembles cauliflower, which is a different cultivar group of the same species.

History
Broccoli evolved from a wild cabbage plant on the continent of Europe. Indications point to the vegetable's being known 2,000 years ago. Since the Roman Empire, broccoli has been considered a uniquely valuable food among Italians. Broccoli was grown at Antwerp whence it was taken to England by the sculptor Peter Scheemakers, according to a biographical note by J. T. Smith. Broccoli was first introduced to the United States by Italian immigrants but did not become widely known until the 1920s.

Culinary
Broccoli is usually boiled or steamed, but may be eaten raw and has become popular as a raw vegetable in hors d'œuvre trays. Boiling reduces the levels of suspected anti-cancer compounds in broccoli, with losses of 20 – 30% after five minutes, 40 – 50% after ten minutes, and 77% after thirty minutes. However, other preparation methods such as steaming, microwaving, and stir frying had no significant effect on the compounds. Steaming broccoli for 3–4 minutes is recommended to maximize potential anti-cancer compounds, such as sulforaphane.

Nutritional and medicinal
Broccoli is high in vitamin C, as well as dietary fiber; it also contains multiple nutrients with potent anti-cancer properties, such as diindolylmethane and small amounts of selenium. A single serving provides more than 30 mg of Vitamin C and a half-cup provides 52 mg of Vitamin C. The 3,3'-Diindolylmethane found in broccoli is a potent modulator of the innate immune response system with anti-viral, anti-bacterial and anti-cancer activity. Broccoli also contains the compound glucoraphanin, which can be processed into an anti-cancer compound sulforaphane, though the benefits of broccoli are greatly reduced if the vegetable is boiled. Broccoli is also an excellent source of indole-3-carbinol, a chemical which boosts DNA repair in cells and appears to block the growth of cancer cells. Broccoli has the highest levels of carotenoids in the brassica family. It is particularly rich in lutein and also provides beta-carotene.

A high intake of broccoli has been found to reduce the risk of aggressive prostate cancer. Broccoli consumption has also been shown to be beneficial in the prevention of heart disease.

See also Broccoli sprouts for possible health/medical benefits.

love broccoli.

wasn't Albert R. Broccoli a producer of the early BOND flicks?

you are correct, treaclefingers.
also, Albert R. Broccoli's daughter, Barbara Broccoli, produced some Bond films.

Broccoli was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of the famous James Bond producer Albert R. "Cubby" Broccoli and actress Dana Wilson Broccoli (née Natol). She majored in motion picture and television communications at Loyola Marymount University prior to working in the casting and production departments at EON Productions, the production company responsible for the official James Bond series of films dating back to 1962. Currently she co-produces Bond films with her half brother Michael G. Wilson. She is the youngest of four children raised by Cubby and Dana Broccoli, the half-sister of Michael G. Wilson (mother Dana, born: 1943), and Tina Broccoli (mother Nedra Clark-Broccoli, born: 1958) and Tony Broccoli (adopted by Cubby and Nedra Clark-Broccoli, ca. 1956-57)

She was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) by the Queen of the United Kingdom in the 2008 New Year Honours.

Broccoli started in the Bond franchise at the age of 22 as an assistant director on Octopussy in 1983. Soon after she had worked her way up further to become an associate producer on the film The Living Daylights in 1987. However, her most notable role was being a producer of the Bond films starring Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig.

Following her father's death in 1996, Broccoli created the stage musical version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang based on the 1968 musical film starring Dick Van Dyke and Sally Ann Howes. Broccoli rehired the original songwriters from the film to write the new material for the stage version. The Sherman Brothers wrote five new songs for the show which debuted on April 16, 2002. The show ran at London's largest free house, the London Palladium and was the most financially successful show to have ever played there, breaking numerous other impressive records as well. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang went on to play successfully in both the United States and throughout the United Kingdom.

"Foreign accent syndrome?" That's brilliant, Jar-Jar. My God, I love your posts. Keep 'em coming.

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treaclefingers

wasn't Albert R. Broccoli a producer of the early BOND flicks?

didnt i already tell u the story of alberto Brocolli discovering
sugar blue and bringing him to mick? i think i did but my memory
is not yet the greatest and time is short and it is not of this topic
anyway. thank u.

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Rocky Dijon
"Foreign accent syndrome?" That's brilliant, Jar-Jar. My God, I love your posts. Keep 'em coming.

i wake up in the nite and jah tell me what you tell me Rocky man and now
i know i am right that u r a unwitting messenger from Jah to me so i must
not dismiss your messages so easy. you are right about my watered down
messages being jar jar. Jah tell me this too. him say time is short u must b
militant and say whats what and not be entertainer and funny man and clown.
u must tell them what destroy stones what break stones becayse it is same
as what is destroying everything. the truth must be heard.

and i tell Jah what i tell Him yesteday and the day before. Sorry Jah u got
the wrong man. they kill messenger that bring that kind of message. u seen
how they are. No Jah not me. theer are strongeer messengers for such work.
i am sticking to music ans laughs and thats all and get Yourself somebody
different. thanK U!

rev20 took him 1 year vow of silence about rolling stones but only lasted
seven eight months before him chatty chatty mouth take over again. during
months six seven a full long book start pouring out of him to celebrate
him 50 years as fan which him would give away in praise of avalanche50 album
and twoTrains tour but thats all spilt milk unda the brige now. him almost
finish the book in two months not that it didnt need many edits but
since no 50 left i try to print some funny things from it so this thread
is funny. be rite back.

oh i almost forget in antoher dream last nite you know how kieth write
satisfaction and rough justice in him dreams and how i visit kieith in
my dreams and him tell me "get off my line ass hole" so from then i am
not allowed to visit kieth in his dreams but him still visit me on
occassions.

so last nite him come after saturday i place bet on name of his new
fusion supergroup, in oztralia you can bet on antything. so the odds
are 3-1 just Winos 5-1 x-pensive winos 6-1 super winos 14-1 Fine Winos
and then 2 silly i think longshots. so i bet 500 on Fine Winos i just like
the way it ring and in my dream keith tell me i'm wrong and it is one of
the longshots rolling winos 90-1 and rollin winos 100-1 and kieth say it
rollin winos because winos slur their words so now tomorrow time to bet
on rollin winos.

THE IMPERSONATION OF MICK JAGGER

"Yes, it's all a goof, but a glorious one. Highly recommended
for any Stones fan who still knows how to smile and scratch
their head at the same time."

- Cirkus Reviews, November 2011

THE IMPERSONATION OF MICK JAGGER

"My year-long vow of silence was almost over when, as Keith
Richards would say, 'Incoming!'. The shortwave radio in my
head started going nuts, and it was all I could do to copy
down everything I heard, or at least thought I heard, amidst all
the static. You don't believe me? Well, the truth is stranger
than fiction and drug therapy both."

- Rev Twenty Redlights, August 2011

THE IMPERSONATION OF MICK JAGGER

"Frankly, these rock and roll autobiographies are slightly...
I don't know, but there has to be a better way."

- Mick Jagger, August 2009

"There is a better way, Mick. Let somebody else do the dirty
work. Find some loser, find some jerk, to do it all for free."

- Rev Twenty Redlights, September 2011

THE IMPERSONATION OF MICK JAGGER

"Another way of looking at this slightly insane project of
mine is, since we all know Mick Jagger will never sit still long
enough to scribble down his side of the story, that job will
necessarily fall to others. So all I'm really saying is, please
allow me to be the first of many to at least give it a shot, to try
and stick a pen in his heart and spill his blood on the page.
Not by means of a biography, or a psuedo-autobiography,
but rather through my own flawed failed ridiculous life-long
impersonation of the man."

- Rev Twenty Redlights, October 2011

THE IMPERSONATION OF MICK JAGGER

www.webpublished.com/2478456

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

THE IMPERSONATION OF MICK JAGGER

(Being the revision of a book I first claimed to have written
way back when. Any new content is copyright 2011 by
Thomas Hämmerken a.k.a. Rev Twenty Redlights)

INTRODUCTION

Abbott: Okay, its all set, Costello, I'm going to New York with
you. Michael Cohl, the Rolling Stones' manager, gave me a
job on the security team, to keep you company while you're
polishing their shoes or washing their socks or whatever.

Costello: Abbott, if you're on their security team, you must
know all the members of the Rolling Stones.

Abbott: I certainly do.

Costello: Well, I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell
me their names. I only know about Mick Jagger and Keith Richards.

Abbott: Okay, I'll tell you the other names, but you should
know they give these rock stars now-a-days very peculiar
names.

Costello: You mean funny names?

Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like John Cougar and
Sid Vicious and Eminem and Gaga and Elvis Costello...

Costello: Elvis! My cousin! The one that got me the job with
the Stones?

Abbott: Exactly. But it's even worse with these Rolling
Stones. For instance, Watts. The name of the drummer.

Costello: That's a good question. I want to know that.

Abbott: I said, Watts. The name of the drummer.

Costello: How am I supposed to know? Are you on their
security team or not?

Abbott: Of course I am. I told you that.

Costello: And you don't know all their names?

Abbott: Of course I do.

Costello: So, what's the name of the drummer?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: The name of the drummer is "Yes"?

Abbott: Don't be ridiculous! "Yes" is the name of some
shit prog-rock band. You should listen better, Costello.
I said, Watts! The name of the drummer.

Costello: That's my question!

Abbott: And that's why I keep repeating, Watts. His name.

Costello: You mean, you expect me to already know what's
the name of the drummer?

Abbott: Yes. Very good.

Costello: Very good? You mean, it's good that I keep
repeating, what's the name of the drummer?

Abbott: Yes, it will help you remember.

Costello: Remember what's the name of the drummer?

Abbott: You've got it now, my boy.

Costello: So you don't think I should worry about what's the
name of the drummer?

Abbott: Of course not, why worry?

Costello: Okay! To hell with the drummer.

Abbott: Costello, that's no attitude!

Costello: I just wanted to know what's the name of the
drummer?

Abbott: It's a very good thing to know, Costello.

Costello: Okay, forget the @#$%& drummer. Let me ask you another question.

Abbott: Go right ahead, my boy. But first, calm down!

Costello: I'm calm, I'm calm.

Abbott: Good boy.

Costello: Okay now, Abbott, can you at least tell me the name
of the bass player?

Abbott: Wyman

Costello: What do you mean, "Why, man?" Because I
need to know!

Abbott: And that's why I'm telling you.

Costello: You're telling me what's the name of the bass
player?

Abbott: Of course not! I'm not gonna tell you that!

Costello: Why, man?

Abbott: Exactly! Very good, Lou.

Costello: Suddenly you don't want me to know what's the
name of the bass player?

Abbott: Of course not. Pay attention. I want you to know
Watts. The name of the drummer.

Costello: To hell with the drummer already!

Abbott: Why this hate for the drummer, Costello? You
haven't even met him yet. He's a very nice man.

Costello: I just need to know, what's the drummer's
name?

Abbott: Good boy!

Costello: And I just want to know how to answer if somebody
asks me the name of the bass player.

Abbott: Wyman.

Costello: Why, man? Because... Oh, wait a minute, now I get
it. You want me to be cool about it, and do just like you do? If
somebody asks me the name of the bass player, I should just
be cool and say, "Why, man?"

Abbott: You're finally catching on, Costello.

Costello: You mean to tell me, if Mick @#$%& Jagger walks
up to me and asks me if I know the name of their bass player,
I should just say, "Why, man?"

Abbott: You bet your ass.

Costello: So that is the kind of hip attitude an employee of the
Rolling Stones is supposed to show Mick Jagger?

Abbott: Absolutely! Always!

Costello: Just so I understand you, Abbott, let's just say, here
comes Keith Richards himself, and he walks up to me, and
he asks me point blank the name of their drummer, I should
just look him right in the face and say, "Why, man?"

Abbott: Don't be ridiculous. Keith would fire you on the spot
if you were that ignorant.

Costello: Oh, so I have to be more careful with Keith than
with Mick?

Abbott: Absolutely! He carries a knife, my boy.

Costello: Would he carry a knife all the time?

Abbott: Woody carry a knife? Never! But I'm glad you're
thinking about him. The second guitar is very important in
the Rolling Stones.

Costello: Keith Richards is the second guitar?

Abbott: Of course not! Keith is the first guitar.

Costello: Then why did you... Never mind. Just please show
some kindness and tell me what's the name of the second
guitar.

Abbott: I can't tell you that. That would be stupid.

Costello: Why, man?

Abbott: That's stupid too, Costello!

Costello: Don't be mean, Abbot. I can't help not knowing, if
you won't tell me.

Abbott: I am telling you. Til I'm blue in the face.

Costello: I mean, please, Abbott, would the name of the
second guitar ring a bell at least?

Abbott: Wood? The name of the second guitar? Ring a bell?
Of course it does. But why are you asking me his name if
you already know it?

Costello: So now you're telling me, Mr. Smarty Pants, that
somehow I already know what's the name of the second
guitar?

Abbott: @#$%& you, Costello! I'm beginning to realize you don't
know a damn thing, and you don't want to be taught it either.
Because you are a complete and total idiot!

Costello: Don't call me names, Abbott!

Abbott: Dummy! Jackass! Moron!

Costello: Oh yeah? Egotistical! Immature! Prima donna!

Abbott: Ohhhhhhhh. So its him you want to know about?
Why didn't you just say so? He left the band a long time ago,
to go play jazz with Jack Bruce!

(Rim Shot. Laughter. Applause.)

Literary note: For the purposes of this book, the role of Bud
Abbott will be played by Mick Jagger. But I'll leave it to you to tell
me what's the name of the persons playing Lou Costello.

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Rocky Dijon
That's brilliant, Jar-Jar.

RockyMan, before i think it but now i know it, Jah is speaking thru u,
thanks and praises. you are one of Jah's sock puppets just like me,
but u hate it rather than love it like u should.

Y'see, all the way to Melborn and back 2day, something nags at the back
of my skull like i was laying down on concrete. what is bugging me, i say
to myself, and i get this thought about jar-jar the cartoon character who
u keep mocking me with. jar-jar? jah-jah? No, it cannot be, i say, but the
thought will not be banished. y'see, i never see these star war movies and
i think i only know jar-jar from giveaway toys at mcdonalds.

so i spend like two minutes on the internet and i find out this jar-jar
is revealed to be an intentional assault on Rasta at the highest levels
of propaganda in babylon, to poison the minds of the youths and the vulnerable
against Rasta. somebody at the wall street newspaper call this character
"Rastafarian Stepin Fetchit on platform hoofs". i know u r not a racialist
man, Rocky, but i think this shows that big mistakes are easy to be made
and everybody neeeds to better educate themselves in these crisis times
so they don't unwittingly aid and abet our common enemies.

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Comedy, Rev, I need comedy. You're slipping back into Walter Mitty mode with dangerous shades of Rupert Pupkin.

I man sorry to say Rev aka Rev20 aka Rev Twenty Redlights has passed from this
here I-ration. But fear not, chilren, it is I, yer fren, revvy aka Rev-I aka superrevvy
aka twenny revlights aka R'Twen who carry on and persist, as must we all.

I man have a tasty treat today, a track I have come upon from JOSStone that
have laid me flat and walked over I with stiletto heels. Not only is the stew she
brew here touch of GoatsHead but whoever her guitarman touch of MickTayloresque.
This track so HEAVY that I have been forced to think again and refine me thinking
about whats what and whos watts in her new band. But enuff with words. Music
louder than!

so me see it this way now.

Damian come at us as Mick.

Joss come at us as 2-Mick, a nice helping of Jagger with a big
steaming plateful of Taylor, her virtuoso instrument voice.

A.R. come forward absolutely Keith, doing him layered thing like Keith and like
Aaron Copeland and like Duke Ellington.

Damian riddim section come at us like Charlie and Bill.

Hmmmmm. that means we already got the whole group. when then do we make
about Dave and Mick?

i say them both Jimmy Miller Ronnie Wood Brian Jones combos. Jack of all trade anything
to help instrumentalist plus canny shaper of the dense sound into nuggets.

stay tune for farther updates.



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also rockyman we revise this what i say to you. no reason why features
can not maybe be nas or jeff beck or anglelique kidjo or YOU. whatever
help whatever work.

That's more like it, SUPERREVVY.

By the way, the Thomas a Kempis joke was worthwhile.

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ineedadrink
you are correct, treaclefingers.
also, Albert R. Broccoli's daughter, Barbara Broccoli, produced some Bond films.

Broccoli was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of the famous James Bond producer Albert R. "Cubby" Broccoli and actress Dana Wilson Broccoli (née Natol). She majored in motion picture and television communications at Loyola Marymount University prior to working in the casting and production departments at EON Productions, the production company responsible for the official James Bond series of films dating back to 1962. Currently she co-produces Bond films with her half brother Michael G. Wilson. She is the youngest of four children raised by Cubby and Dana Broccoli, the half-sister of Michael G. Wilson (mother Dana, born: 1943), and Tina Broccoli (mother Nedra Clark-Broccoli, born: 1958) and Tony Broccoli (adopted by Cubby and Nedra Clark-Broccoli, ca. 1956-57)

She was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) by the Queen of the United Kingdom in the 2008 New Year Honours.

Broccoli started in the Bond franchise at the age of 22 as an assistant director on Octopussy in 1983. Soon after she had worked her way up further to become an associate producer on the film The Living Daylights in 1987. However, her most notable role was being a producer of the Bond films starring Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig.

Following her father's death in 1996, Broccoli created the stage musical version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang based on the 1968 musical film starring Dick Van Dyke and Sally Ann Howes. Broccoli rehired the original songwriters from the film to write the new material for the stage version. The Sherman Brothers wrote five new songs for the show which debuted on April 16, 2002. The show ran at London's largest free house, the London Palladium and was the most financially successful show to have ever played there, breaking numerous other impressive records as well. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang went on to play successfully in both the United States and throughout the United Kingdom.

The detail here is really wonderful; now I don't even need to look stuff up on wikipedia!

Either that or we need to start crediting Wikipedia when we copy and paste entire entries.

wikipedia? never heard of it. those posts were from my book, Astonishing Tales of Broccoli, Vol. 4

Man, this thread is the best ever. You need a better handle, ineedadrink and maybe a thick accent when you write.

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Rocky Dijon
That's more like it, SUPERREVVY.

BossmanRocky! I man a Rastaman. And you can no more bash Rasta
down than you can flatter Rasta down.

Yes I, superrevvy am a music man, and him hear things like that. Like
a rockman, like a stonesman.

And, yes I, twenny revlights am a jaggerman, and him see things like that,
and him can feign blindness like that, at will, whenever it suits.

But Rev-I a Rastaman. Him say what him say not to convert somebody to
buy some fcukcrap religion-product, but because what must be said must
be said at that time. According to Jah. According to the Kings of Kings,
the Lion of Judah.

Speaking of product, I man am particularly impressed with what I hear so
far from Joss Stone's new LP1, or as me call it, Joss does Janis. Like its companion
offering, The Blackbird Diaries, aka, Dave does Bob, it is bringing it all back
home in a big way and at its finest, yet another superlative side-project from
one of the HEAVIES. Please enjoy this free sample.

Simmer down, Jar-Jar. I'm more interested in what ineedadrink comes up with from the Broccoli family archives. You've been supplanted (at least temporarily) in the IORR Comic Relief Sweepstakes.

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Rocky Dijon
Simmer down, Jar-Jar.

Jar Jar live children yeah
The truth is an offence
But not a sin
Is he who laugh last,children
Is he who win
Is a foolish dog
Bark at the flying bird
one Sheeple must learn,children
To respect the shepherd
Jar live
Children yeah
Jar Jar Live children yeah
Fools say in their heart
Rasta your God is dead
But I and I know,Jar Jar
Dread it shall be Dread a Dread
Jar Live children yeah
Jar Jar Live children yeah
Let jar arise
Now that the enemies are scattered
Jar Jar Live





"The trouble with Christianity is that it's Christian. It's the
problem of all religions. Religiousness. Righteousness.
Hypocrisy. Hand in hand we see them all fall down in front
of you. Two thousand years! I just about had enough of it.
The only problem: Jah is not dead. If you want to do coke, you do
it, do it out in the other room. Yes, Jah is not so wonderful,
not so wonderful, as Jah says. Jah is not so beautiful, as you
said. Jah is a cruelty, it's obvious. Troublesome. Difficult. But
Jah is not dead! Oh no, we're not irreligious. Yes, in this
recycling of prophet-ability, yes, kinda, you try not to, but
I like to. Sometimes I read The Book, sometimes. Well, if
you're old you're wise, and we're all going to die. But one
thing remains: Hey! Jah is not dead! Jah is not so wonderful,
but Jah is not dead. Woo! Jah. All those lies, making all those
alibis. Talking about, it is the Truth. Lord, he said her name
was Ruth. Said hey, it's okay. Anyday. Tribalism's no lie. He
got dead. He got the big ticket, baby, and end up dead. And he
got dead. He bought the big four-door, big big four-door. He was
dead. He got lucky. He got lucky. Jah is not, you know. Jah is
not, you know. You know, Jah is not dead. He bought the big
one now. Him got it fine. Jah is not dead! Yeah yeah yeah!
Jah is not dead! Jah is not dead! Jah is not dead!"





NOW IMAGINE 4 A MOMENT THAT U R DAMIAN
& THESE 2 MOTHERFCKERS R YER DADS !

Hey Rocky-u-so-fine, i know u like funny tings, so here's a funny ting.

Me got the words for Jah is not dead from Rev20's book, which I am
reading now but slow bcause the changes of personality in it. Oh
yeah one other ting. now that i am having a chance to go thru his
tings, i know now that him only finish about half the book with only
notes for the other half. so any illusions of grandure i might entertain
about finishing the book seem like a long shot. Particularly bcause
I am not so much a stonesman and have not his learning.

anyway here's what Rev20 wrote to accompany his transcription of
the lyrics.

"At this late date, in the waning days of the year two thousand eleven,
to be the first ever in history to be revealing the words to Jah Is Not Dead,
yes I, that is a real kick!"

You see that? In only chapter 12 of 50 and him have started to here and there
talk like a him version of a Rasta. And it get more and more as I read more
chapters. And this was months ago! Before Damian SUPERHEAVY had exploded.
Before him get bashed in the head. Him already writing like a Rasta!

Har har har har har!

Yet once again ME KNOW B4 ME KNOW! Har har har har har.

Whoa! Here's another funny thing come right next in the book.

"Everybody knows the word "reggae" was invented by Toots Hibbert
in his 1968 hit Do The Reggay. Not so well known is how Toots came
up with the name. He wanted something original to call the new dance
beat that was going around Jamaica. So all he did was reverse his
famous friend Mick's last name, which he mistakenly thought was
spelled "Yagger". So now when you hear musicians describe playing
reggae as like playing rock and roll backwards, you can tell them,
that is also the way it was named."

I think tweeny's account has been hacked



I am a Frenchie ,as Mick affectionately called them in the Old Grey Whistle Test in 1977 .

from another IORR thread, not by me.

"Stewart took over The Blackbird Diaries when he already had plans are made ??for the creation of Super Heavy, whose occupation in any case the term supergroup is justified: in addition to Stewart, we find Mick Jagger, Joss Stone, Damian Marley and the Indian all-rounder AR Rahman, the latter three years back even won an Oscar for the score of Slumdog Millionaire. Strange is that in notifications about the origins of the group usually overlooked the fact that Stewart, Jagger and Stone have already worked together intensively for the benefit of the soundtrack for the Alfie remake. "Yes, that's true. Mick and I therefore knew immediately that we would ask Joss again. Tremendous enthusiasm, incredible voice. AR Rahman And they call it the Mozart of India. I have known him for twelve years. A brilliant composer. Damian is again very good experiment with words. During the first jam session clicked right away. In the beginning was a song quietly go thirty minutes. Of the thirty songs that eventually completed the harvest of one year was, we have sixteen selected for the album. We are currently working on the mixing. Producing Super Heavy was really crazy. So many different personalities, so many different voices. I was right in the firing line. "