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SomeTorontoGirl
I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting...
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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Elmo Lewis
Carrying on Lukester's theme -
Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?
Too bitter!
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CindyC
How can a hillbilly tell when his daughter is having her period?
When he tastes blood on his son's dick.
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CindyC
that last cartoon... hehehehe He didn't even try to make them look like the RS's.
Seriously though, none of those are funny.
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CindyC
that last cartoon... hehehehe He didn't even try to make them look like the RS's.
Seriously though, none of those are funny.
Really? I thought the one that referred to aging was pretty funny.
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sweetcharmedlife
What is a Canadian's favorite sexual position?...Doggie style, so they can watch the hockey game.
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CindyC
that last cartoon... hehehehe He didn't even try to make them look like the RS's.
Seriously though, none of those are funny.
Really? I thought the one that referred to aging was pretty funny.
You are joking right? They sucked.