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Mongoose
I remember, that was a GREAT quote!
The most famous one I remember from history was Will Rogers when he met President Calvin Coolidge. Coolidge, ol "Silent Cal," was famous for not saying much of anything and very rarely smiling. Rogers was in line to meet him and told a friend standing with him that he bet him five bucks that he could make Coolidge smile with one sentence.
Upon being introduced to the President, Rogers simply said, "I'm sorry, I didn't get the name....."
He won the five bucks.
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colonial
Big Al..Im pleased for Chelsea my favourite London team.
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Beelyboy
met him in a music store in sixty seven when i was young teenie buying first electric guitar. spectacular friendly warm person of dignity and grace. very kind. full of good humor and trying to relax me, showing unbelievable respect to a kid who was nobody, would be nobody, could hardly play the thing....nervous about this first electric purchase and all my dreams, songs, inspirations etc...
mannys music 48th street new york summer of sixty seven; not long after Monterey explosion. me all flop sweat; couldn't tune it no matter how hard i tried. tryin' to get a bit of rhythm goin' hendrix right there ohhhh nooooo, listening wanting to ask me for a turn on it...
he played MY git, upside down and out of tune and was magnificent blistering magical. UPSIDE DOWN. whew. out of tune and upside down he picked it up put his hands on it and friggin' BENT everything (upside down mind you) into a PERFECT ringing chord...(not touching a peg!) and went on from there....blistering fast runs...made 'sense' too....he did not have to be 'nice' or even talk to me, to get at that guitar or anYTHING ELSE IN THE SHOp.... he was 'street' he was 'real' he was NOT full of himself; he was NOT uppity kinda protecting his special ass star trip. NOT CLOSE... he was INTO the scene...he was warm, reassuring relaxed and super kinda nice vibe. honestly so.
i still have that guitar right here with me. sixty one fender jazzmaster. pro tech told me he wanted the neck not the guitar (many years later).... anyway. three years later he died and i took it personally. hot flash of shock; hurt so bad i cried. he was nice to me. i had heart but i couldn't play hardly a tuned chord worth shit under light pressure of a damn retail store...
....he made me feel like i was a musician too and he treated peeps with kindness and respect, and it really influenced the way i think about people, act toward them and try to carry myself.
Great story Beelyboy, thanks for sharing it with all of us.They must be very cherished memories - thanks again.
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colonial
Keith Richards was once asked whats the question your been asked the most and he said...That one you just asked me.
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lualua
Ulrika Johnson (sp?) during the late 80's. Asked her out for ten pints and a curry. She told me to @#$%& off.
lualua..Was Les Battersby banging on about Status Quo..and how much better they are than The Stones.Quote
lualua
Almost the entire cast of 90's era Coronation Street. Ain't you all jealous! Bunch of piss-artists half of them.
Oliver Reed, in a bar in Gibraltar. He was amazing. Arm wrestling. Balancing chairs on his face. Downing pint after pint in one. Constantly getting his cock out to show everyone his tattoo.
Ulrika Johnson (sp?) during the late 80's. Asked her out for ten pints and a curry. She told me to @#$%& off.
Most of the Royal family, instantly forgettable apart from one uber embarassing episode with Princess Anne.
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coloniallualua..Was Les Battersby banging on about Status Quo..and how much better they are than The Stones.Quote
lualua
Almost the entire cast of 90's era Coronation Street. Ain't you all jealous! Bunch of piss-artists half of them.
Oliver Reed, in a bar in Gibraltar. He was amazing. Arm wrestling. Balancing chairs on his face. Downing pint after pint in one. Constantly getting his cock out to show everyone his tattoo.
Ulrika Johnson (sp?) during the late 80's. Asked her out for ten pints and a curry. She told me to @#$%& off.
Most of the Royal family, instantly forgettable apart from one uber embarassing episode with Princess Anne.
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Adrian-L
had the dubious 'pleasure' of meeting The Lord of The Dark Arts, himself,
Peter Mandelson, the other day.
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lualua
I forgot about Robbie Coltrane.
I was taking a pee in Glasgow airport and I noticed from the corner of my eye this massive fella park up beside me. Now, I'm not prone to looking at blokes cocks in toilets, or anywhere for that matter, but he unleashed this monster. He'd have Ron Jeremy running for cover.
I didn't realise it was Robbie until I slinked off to wash my hands and then saw him in the mirror.