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Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Stoneage ()
Date: May 2, 2011 01:03

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What about Jordan?

Don't know much about her. Is she a class act like the others?

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: MKjan ()
Date: May 2, 2011 01:06

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What about Jordan?

Don't know much about her. Is she a class act like the others?

that part could be a problem.

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: May 2, 2011 01:08

....Jordan ...eeerr Katie....eeerr Yeah not so much for her looks
but the intellectual conversation ya could have with her after a shag....



ROCKMAN

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: deadegad ()
Date: May 2, 2011 02:12

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Pippa is actually slang for sexual intercourse in Swedish. It's a milder version of f**k (kn**la in Swedish).

That's good to know. I knew an American Army Sergeant from Ohio in Germany and his surname was Pratt. His wife was English and they were friends with the British Army's Liaison officers stationed at an American Army base. It happened that Pratt was British slang for what is called in North America a, forgive me, @#$%&. Rhymes with hunt and begins with a C. Example: "She's a right Pratt!"

Whenever Sergeant Pratt telephoned the British Army's Liaison Office the announcement would go over the intercom: "Sergeant Pratt on line one!" Or "Sergeant @#$%& on line one!" Much to the amusement of the Brits.

One would get arrested in Britain today for saying that, well, maybe, anyway. If an arrest were to be made I'd like to think that the arresting officer would be Monty Python's Constable Clitoris!

PC gone mad.

'Pratt' isnt as strong an insult as 'the c-word'. To call someone a 'prat' is equivalent to saying they're an 'idiot' and it certainly isn't even regarded as a swearword.

Arrested? Well, hardly - but we have gone PC-mad. That's for sure.
Yeah, prat(t) is derived from 'someone who prattles on nonsensically'....ie.."Oh, don't listen to him, he's a prat....I suppose it could be equated with "Oh, he's a (stupid)C @#$%& but definitely not used in place of C @#$%& in the context of a chastisement towards a really horrible or merciless person which is the strongest version....

I guess I was misinformed but the British Officers in Heidelberg found it quite hilarious every time they heard 'Sergeant Pratt is on the phone!'

The PC madness is here too but perhaps worse in Canada.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2011-05-02 03:51 by deadegad.

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: EddieByword ()
Date: May 2, 2011 03:16

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Pippa is actually slang for sexual intercourse in Swedish. It's a milder version of f**k (kn**la in Swedish).

That's good to know. I knew an American Army Sergeant from Ohio in Germany and his surname was Pratt. His wife was English and they were friends with the British Army's Liaison officers stationed at an American Army base. It happened that Pratt was British slang for what is called in North America a, forgive me, @#$%&. Rhymes with hunt and begins with a C. Example: "She's a right Pratt!"

Whenever Sergeant Pratt telephoned the British Army's Liaison Office the announcement would go over the intercom: "Sergeant Pratt on line one!" Or "Sergeant @#$%& on line one!" Much to the amusement of the Brits.

One would get arrested in Britain today for saying that, well, maybe, anyway. If an arrest were to be made I'd like to think that the arresting officer would be Monty Python's Constable Clitoris!

PC gone mad.

'Pratt' isnt as strong an insult as 'the c-word'. To call someone a 'prat' is equivalent to saying they're an 'idiot' and it certainly isn't even regarded as a swearword.

Arrested? Well, hardly - but we have gone PC-mad. That's for sure.
Yeah, prat(t) is derived from 'someone who prattles on nonsensically'....ie.."Oh, don't listen to him, he's a prat....I suppose it could be equated with "Oh, he's a (stupid)C @#$%& but definitely not used in place of C @#$%& in the context of a chastisement towards a really horrible or merciless person which is the strongest version....

I guess I was misinformed but the British Officers in Heidelberg found it quite hilarious every time they heard 'Sergeant Pratt is on the phone!'

The PC madness is here to but perhaps worse in Canada.
Not saying it's not an unfortunate surname to have...I guess it would be the same as someone phoning up and saying "Sgt. Dumbass here".....I'm sure that would be worth a few laughs....of course if it was really a while ago ...well the nuance with some words undoubtably changes over years. Slightly OT, in Britain until Queen Victoria came to the throne and demanded they were all renamed if you wanted to hire a girl........ for a bit of "How's your father" you would go down c%&$grope street to find one.......true.....



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Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Green Lady ()
Date: May 2, 2011 11:11

Who are you calling a Pratt?



Boris Karloff - whose real name was Henry Pratt.

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: NICOS ()
Date: May 2, 2011 11:23

I ones had colleague here surname was Tits

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Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Rolling Hansie ()
Date: May 2, 2011 11:36

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I ones had colleague here surname was Tits

LOL, "Hey Tits, how are you today?"

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Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Carnaby ()
Date: May 2, 2011 16:30

We now know Bin Laden has been dead a week. Wonder if that had anything to do with Kate and Will putting off their Honeymoon?

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Thricenay ()
Date: May 2, 2011 16:37

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We now know Bin Laden has been dead a week. Wonder if that had anything to do with Kate and Will putting off their Honeymoon?

It would certainly explain why he wasn't invited to the wedding.

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: crumbling_mice ()
Date: May 2, 2011 16:51

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We now know Bin Laden has been dead a week. Wonder if that had anything to do with Kate and Will putting off their Honeymoon?

A week? I thought it was last night...have I missed something?


Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Gazza ()
Date: May 2, 2011 17:42

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I ones had colleague here surname was Tits

LOL.

I knew a guy whose neighbour had a pair of dogs called "Bollocks" and "Tits".

It always raised a few eyebrows when he went into the street to call them to come in for their dinner.

One of them died tragically and the poor guy was heartbroken at the loss of his dear Bollocks.

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Rolling Hansie ()
Date: May 2, 2011 18:41

LOL, that gives a whole different meaning to "What's in a name?"

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Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Carnaby ()
Date: May 2, 2011 19:03

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We now know Bin Laden has been dead a week. Wonder if that had anything to do with Kate and Will putting off their Honeymoon?

A week? I thought it was last night...have I missed something?

I heard a news report that they killed the MF last week. Anyone else hear that it was a week ago?

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: sweetcharmedlife ()
Date: May 2, 2011 23:27

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We now know Bin Laden has been dead a week. Wonder if that had anything to do with Kate and Will putting off their Honeymoon?

A week? I thought it was last night...have I missed something?

I heard a news report that they killed the MF last week. Anyone else hear that it was a week ago?
I don't understand how you people can turn a thread about Kate Middleton into a thread about Bin LAden. Espicially after BV has asked everybody to drop it.

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: crumbling_mice ()
Date: May 2, 2011 23:40

Exactly, we went way off mark on this one - lets get back to The R N R and the thought of Kate Middleton dancing with Pippa to hot stuff!


Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Rolling Hansie ()
Date: May 2, 2011 23:55



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Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Max'sKansasCity ()
Date: May 3, 2011 01:35

I bet she makes cute lil chipmunk noises when she gets excited.
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Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: May 3, 2011 03:27

Hi Maxwell ......... NO chipmunk noises from me .....LOVE Beatrice






ROCKMAN

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: deadegad ()
Date: May 3, 2011 05:11

All Hat -- and Teeth, the teeth are pretty large too.

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: sweetcharmedlife ()
Date: May 3, 2011 05:34

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Hi Maxwell ......... NO chipmunk noises from me .....LOVE Beatrice


Couple of horse sounds though.eye popping smiley

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: The Sicilian ()
Date: May 3, 2011 06:32

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Hi Maxwell ......... NO chipmunk noises from me .....LOVE Beatrice



Only a total idiot would wear that thing to a wedding.

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: May 3, 2011 07:18





ROCKMAN



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Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Come On ()
Date: May 3, 2011 09:28

..any space for a cigarette-hat?



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Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: May 3, 2011 12:39

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OK, seahorses ! I thought she might be using the TV coverage to advertise for Dodge Ram pickup trucks.




Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: May 3, 2011 12:43

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..any space for a cigarette-hat?



Cigarettes & doughnuts, just add coffee.




Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Gazza ()
Date: May 3, 2011 15:09

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Hi Maxwell ......... NO chipmunk noises from me .....LOVE Beatrice



Only a total idiot would wear that thing to a wedding.

or an attention-whore. As the old saying goes, 'if the cap fits'.

The most shocking thing about it is that she's normally not even the worst dressed woman in her own house.

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: crawdaddy ()
Date: May 3, 2011 19:12

Pippa and Kate.........Kate and Pippa..........Pippa and Kate. What more does a guy wan't when he picks up a newspaper.Pictures of Pippa and Kate................certainly avoid the politics and crap like that. winking smiley

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: dewlover ()
Date: May 3, 2011 20:16

C'mon, she's not all that...Actually looks to hard for my taste...

btw... "I know no-one personally who takes the lyrics seriously"
Apparently the cops who arrested Mclaren on the Thames did...

Re: Kate Middleton - Hot Stuff
Posted by: Max'sKansasCity ()
Date: May 3, 2011 22:01

LOL, resembles the thing on my wall which I use to open beer bottles ; )

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