"They need to get a new drummer. That guy is so old!"

Which one's Ringo?

Ronnie's comment in Stockholm 2003: "We're all allowed a bump in the road, aren't we?" Assuming that everybody know that their cars crashed on the way to the venue - priceless (and so was Keith's reaction )

"Play something from Hot Rocks!"

Now sing Keith..... I´ll go to do a piss.. (common!!! They don´t have time in Miss You???)

and i quote:-

"who the hell is the black guy?, that's not Bill Wyman"

"Which one is Mick?"

And now Keith is gonna sing for you (yeah right).

tatters Wrote:
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> "Play something from Hot Rocks!"


Priceless

"I didnt know Bill Wyman had left" (overheard in 1999)

"play something we know!" (usually whenever they DONT play something thats on Hot Rocks/40 Licks - I actually heard this shouted during 'Beast of Burden' once)

"It was good - but I thought that they would have played the whole of the '40 Licks' album " (said to me by a former Northern Ireland World Cup'82 star in the bar after one of the Dublin shows in 2003)


"Is that it finished?" (overheard when the band left the stage after Keith's set one hour into a show at Wembley in '99, just before the 'bridge' started coming out)

Midnight Rambler starts, guy next to me screams:

"Finally they play Whole Lotta Love!"

Let's go now and beat the traffic

"why do they let the guitarist sing" -
that gormless twit got stomped into the ground on the spot
(and no, not by me! my companions restrained me.)


"What do you want - what?!"
- Keith

This is good stuff. LOL

"Who's the support band?"

My neighbour's son, when his dad asked him if he wanted to go to a Stones concert...



ROCKMAN

Sit down

This happened to friend of mine during the 97 Babylon tour. When Keith was singing one of his numbers somebody asked my friend: "when do the Rolling Stones get back on stage"?

Copenhagen 1998: "I don't know much about The Rolling Stones. I'm here to see the Sea Horses". Sea Horses was the warm-up and they sucked.

JumpingKentFlash

Hey Kent,
I heard a similar thing in 1999 Charlotte,NC. Some punks sitting next to me were there to see the Goo Goo Dolls, and said they planned to leave before the Stones came on, whoever the Stones are. And they were serious!!!

LOL.

JumpingKentFlash

"It's good to be here. It's good to be anywhere"

"Oh, they are playing Angie. That's my all time favorite Stones song"

"Why don't they play more songs I know?"

My cousin said this to me at the Philly '97 show. Obviously she doesn't know very many songs.

mr edward Wrote:
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> Midnight Rambler starts, guy next to me screams:
>
> "Finally they play Whole Lotta Love!"


ouch!

Who the f*ck is Mick Jagger?

I also seem to recall (not sure if it was in the press or actually at the show - but I think it was the latter) someone complaining about them opening a Voodoo Lounge show with an obscure song that no-one would know

'Not fade away'......


Evidently, the clueless fúcknuts that turn up to Stones shows arent confined exclusively to their 21st century audiences...

Gazza Wrote:
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> I also seem to recall (not sure if it was in the
> press or actually at the show - but I think it was
> the latter) someone complaining about them opening
> a Voodoo Lounge show with an obscure song that
> no-one would know
>
> 'Not fade away'......

Wasn't it at a press conference?
Mick Jagger answering: Well, we want to popularize it?

I wish they play paint it black. heard that one at the vredenburg gig. 0bviously not a die-hard and obviously at the wrong place.

I didn't know Keith sang?

Keith's up. Time to use the restroom.


Lots of stupid things about Keith, the god of guitar. Sad. Sad. Sad.

These people should be sitting in the stands.

I was with a group of 8 friends at the Nashville show in 2002 and one lady kept saying over and over "I hope they play Emotional Rescue." I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't gonna happen.

not necessarily "stupid" but pretty funny......

Seattle 10/15/81 waiting for the Stones to hit the stage...talkin' to some young ladies. We ask "how long you been Stones fans?" Reply: "Oh, we go WAY back to when they were doing Miss You." "That far, eh?"

"I guess people will be coming and going all day long."

(Overheard at a 6-hour stadium show where the Stones had two opening acts. This person had no clue that the entire crowd would be staying to see the Stones or that the Stones were any more significant than the other two bands.)