A man is shaving as his parrot yells, "You're gonna cut yourself! You're gonna cut yourself!" The man grabs the bird and throws him into the toilet and shuts the lid. A few minutes later the man's wife comes in to use the bathroom. As she sits down, the parrot starts yelling, "I told you so! I told you so!"
Rockman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hear about the zoo that only had one animal? > > It was a dog > > Shitzoo > > ROCKMAN
In fact I did hear about that zoo . . .
>Posted by: Manofwealthandtaste (IP Logged) >Date: November 4, 2005 16:26
>A man decided to go to the zoo........but when he got there all they had was a dog.
Rockman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hear about the zoo that only had one animal? > > It was a dog > > Shitzoo > > ROCKMAN
Mmmmhmmm. And scientests have now breeded a Shitzu with a Bulldog. It's a Bullshit (Thank you Jim Carrey).
A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"