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Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Elmo Lewis
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Date: November 4, 2005 03:13
J.J.Flash said:
how many stones fans on this site does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
three. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and two to bitch about why mick taylor isn't doing it!
Now, that's funny!!!!
how many stones fans on this site does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
three. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and two to bitch about why mick taylor isn't doing it!
Now, that's funny!!!!
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
RedLight
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Date: November 4, 2005 03:30
Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public Transportation.
Public Transportation.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
trainarollin
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Date: November 4, 2005 03:33
Why did the CIA send a hot vender to Afganistan to hunt down terrorists?
They thought he would relish the job
They thought he would relish the job
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Richard from Canada
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Date: November 4, 2005 03:41
Cat: The other white meat.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
wrichardson
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Date: November 4, 2005 03:52
I wish to drown my sorrows, but my wife will not go swimming with me!
I witnessed my step-wife getting beaten up by 6 people the other day. A neighbour came up to me and said 'are you not going to help?' I very quickly replied 'No, 6 is enough'!!!
Shakespear walks into a Bar - Barman says 'YOUR BARRED"
Went to the doctors the other day. I had a stearing wheel down my trousers and it was driving me nuts!!
I witnessed my step-wife getting beaten up by 6 people the other day. A neighbour came up to me and said 'are you not going to help?' I very quickly replied 'No, 6 is enough'!!!
Shakespear walks into a Bar - Barman says 'YOUR BARRED"
Went to the doctors the other day. I had a stearing wheel down my trousers and it was driving me nuts!!
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
The Menace of Mayfair
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Date: November 4, 2005 04:37
My dick.
"The wonder of Jimi Hendrix was that he could stand up at all he was so pumped full of drugs." Patsy, Patsy Stone
"The wonder of Jimi Hendrix was that he could stand up at all he was so pumped full of drugs." Patsy, Patsy Stone
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
KYdavid
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Date: November 4, 2005 06:56
What's the difference btween a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
you can unscrew a light bulb!
you can unscrew a light bulb!
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Milo Yammbag
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Date: November 4, 2005 07:04
2 CANNIBALS ARE EATING A CLOWN.
1 CANNIBAL LOOKS AT THE OTHER AND ASKS "DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?"
Milo, NYC
I can only get it from you
1 CANNIBAL LOOKS AT THE OTHER AND ASKS "DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?"
Milo, NYC
I can only get it from you
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Reptile
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Date: November 4, 2005 08:20
TooTough Wrote:
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> The best short joke?
> The fan club DVD...
>
>
>
> TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION, WE DRIVE THROUGH
> THERE EV´RY DAY!
That's one loooong joke if you ask me!
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> The best short joke?
> The fan club DVD...
>
>
>
> TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION, WE DRIVE THROUGH
> THERE EV´RY DAY!
That's one loooong joke if you ask me!
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Manofwealthandtaste
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Date: November 4, 2005 16:26
A man decided to go to the zoo........but when he got there all they had was a dog.
It was a Shitsu
It was a Shitsu
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Greg
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Date: November 4, 2005 16:42
What's the difference between a dead bird?
His other leg is just as long.
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"Music is the frozen tapioca in the ice chest of history."
"Shit!... No shit, awright!"
His other leg is just as long.
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"Music is the frozen tapioca in the ice chest of history."
"Shit!... No shit, awright!"
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
KYRIAKOS
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Date: November 4, 2005 18:00
This is the last Rolling Stones tour.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Splattered, All Over Manhattan
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Date: November 4, 2005 18:04
A Chinese couple are going at it in the sack, when suddenly the guy says "I want 69." The woman replies "Why you want beef & broccoli right now?"
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
J.J.Flash
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Date: November 4, 2005 18:12
how many iorr members does it take to change a lightbulb?
nine. one to change it and eight to bitch about how Mick Taylor could do it better!!!!!!!
nine. one to change it and eight to bitch about how Mick Taylor could do it better!!!!!!!
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
KYRIAKOS
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Date: November 4, 2005 18:27
Now that's a good one JJflash!
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Kurt
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Date: November 4, 2005 18:53
It has been getting pretty dim around here.
Shine a Light.
Shine a Light.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Kurt
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Date: November 4, 2005 18:53
What is Irish and sits on your porch?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Paddy O'Furniture.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Elmo Lewis
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Date: November 4, 2005 21:02
rocksaurus wrote:
"Don't take your self too seriously." - A line from The Kinks (Misery).
Remember that great line from "Every Picture Tells A Story" - Make the best out of the bad, just laugh it off!!! Good advice!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2005-11-04 21:05 by Elmo Lewis.
"Don't take your self too seriously." - A line from The Kinks (Misery).
Remember that great line from "Every Picture Tells A Story" - Make the best out of the bad, just laugh it off!!! Good advice!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2005-11-04 21:05 by Elmo Lewis.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
rocksaurus
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Date: November 4, 2005 21:14
Great advice Elmo. Unfortunaly to few people seem to live that way.
Remember: We're not here for a long time, We're here for a good time.
Remember: We're not here for a long time, We're here for a good time.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Leonard Keringer
()
Date: November 4, 2005 21:15
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?..........A: His lips are moving
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Elmo Lewis
()
Date: November 4, 2005 22:31
Thanks, rock. LK, we cold probably have a long thread of nothing but lawyer jokes. Lawyer jokes = oxymoron. BTW, have you been to the joke page on Ian MacLagan's (sp. ?) website. Go to Connections on IORR. Some really good stuff there!
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Anonymous User
()
Date: November 4, 2005 22:44
A Rabbit and a Bear are sitting next to each other in the woods taking a shit.
The Bear asks the Rabbit . Does shit stick to your fur ? The Rabbit says No.
So the Bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him.
The Bear asks the Rabbit . Does shit stick to your fur ? The Rabbit says No.
So the Bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
JumpingKentFlash
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Date: November 5, 2005 12:27
What's the difference between a giraffe?
It neither wears a tie.
JumpingKentFlash
It neither wears a tie.
JumpingKentFlash
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
drake
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Date: November 6, 2005 07:46
What do you tell a woman with two blackeyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
trainarollin
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Date: November 6, 2005 09:48
Hey girl, I can tell you are from Ireland because my cock is Dublin
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Stikkyfinger
()
Date: November 6, 2005 12:26
A chicken and a frog walk into a library...
The chicken says "buk,buk,buk"
The frog says "reddit,reddit,reddit"
Regards,
Ian.
Rolling Stones Tribute
Play Rolling Stones
The chicken says "buk,buk,buk"
The frog says "reddit,reddit,reddit"
Regards,
Ian.
Rolling Stones Tribute
Play Rolling Stones
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
JumpingKentFlash
()
Date: November 6, 2005 13:37
Two frogs were sitting on a train track. One says: "Do you hear that rumble"??? SPLAT! The other one says: "Huh"??? SPLAT!
JumpingKentFlash
JumpingKentFlash
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
letitloose
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Date: November 6, 2005 16:55
A woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre.....so he gives her one
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
TeleK
()
Date: November 6, 2005 17:28
a really bad one:
why are metal-heads (headbangers) putting their
dick in a lp-paper cover?
-because Metallica Sucks.....
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Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
why are metal-heads (headbangers) putting their
dick in a lp-paper cover?
-because Metallica Sucks.....
-----------------------------------------------------
Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Stikkyfinger
()
Date: November 6, 2005 17:46
letitloose Wrote:
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> A woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a
> double entendre.....so he gives her one
Hey letitloose, I like the double meaning here....
Rolling Stones Tribute
Play Rolling Stones
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> A woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a
> double entendre.....so he gives her one
Hey letitloose, I like the double meaning here....
Rolling Stones Tribute
Play Rolling Stones
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