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Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Rockman
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Date: November 14, 2005 18:34
From Rarities liner notes
Rarely performed live "Wish I'd Never Met You"
ROCKMAN
Rarely performed live "Wish I'd Never Met You"
ROCKMAN
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Limbostone
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Date: November 16, 2005 16:12
I was waiting on the bus.
Said the driver: "Hey, get off my bus."
Said the driver: "Hey, get off my bus."
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
inopeng
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Date: November 16, 2005 19:18
Advance apologies to any female offended by this one..
How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?
Give her two testicles (test-tickles)
How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?
Give her two testicles (test-tickles)
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Leonard Keringer
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Date: November 16, 2005 19:58
Doctor to the patient: "i've got good news and bad news for you"...what do you want to hear first?.....Patient: "the good news"....Doctor: "they're gonna name a disease after you"
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
J.J.Flash
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Date: November 16, 2005 20:03
dictor to patient: i've got bad news. u have 3 days to live.even worse is i got the results 3 days ago.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
CindyC
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Date: November 16, 2005 20:37
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo.
Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.
Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
Leonard Keringer
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Date: November 16, 2005 20:41
Q: how do ya get a one-armed dumb-ass out of a tree...A: wave at him
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
F.U.C. the Captain
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Date: November 16, 2005 20:47
The skeleton comes to the doctor.
"You should have come earlier."
"You should have come earlier."
Re: OT: Your best short joke
Posted by:
uz2bstoned
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Date: November 16, 2005 21:18
Guy notices Women on beach with no arms and no legs
Woman says "hello"
Guy says "hello how are you?"
Woman says "Good, but i'd be better if you kissed me. See I,ve never been kissed"
Guy bends down and gives her a quick peck
Woman thanks the guy and says "You know there is one other thing. I've never been F*(ked.
Guy checks her out and thinks about it. He bends over again, picks her up and chucks her in the sea.
Guys says " Now your F*9ked!"
Woman says "hello"
Guy says "hello how are you?"
Woman says "Good, but i'd be better if you kissed me. See I,ve never been kissed"
Guy bends down and gives her a quick peck
Woman thanks the guy and says "You know there is one other thing. I've never been F*(ked.
Guy checks her out and thinks about it. He bends over again, picks her up and chucks her in the sea.
Guys says " Now your F*9ked!"
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