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marvpeck
Here’s the complete list of the “Top Ten Things I, Mick Jagger, Have Learned After 50 Years in Rock ‘n’ Roll”:

10. “Nobody wants to hear anything from your new album.”
9. “Never take relationship advice from Phil Spector.”
8. “Before shouting ‘Hi Seattle!’ make sure you’re in Seattle.”

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memphiscats
The top 10 reasons Keith wasn't on Letterman
10. Patti needs him to defrost the 'fridge
9. He over slept...(no - not Keef!)
8. His limo took him to Jersey instead of NYC.
8. Someone ate his shepherd's pie
7. He showed his driver the blade and it didn't go well.
6. A coconut tree incident.
5. He was speeding away from a rest-stop and when he was pulled over, he flourished his cap...it didn't go well.
4. He went to NBC instead of CBS
3. He met up with Johnny Depp at the hotel bar - and well, we'll never hear the truth.
2. Mick was cranky.
1. Santa needs an inspiration and begs him to come to the North Pole to play Run, Rudolph, Run.

HAHAHAAHAHHAA.... You are AWESOME!!!

I nominate memphiscats for tomorrow nights show, for the official TOP 10 explaination top 10.

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marvpeck
Here’s the complete list of the “Top Ten Things I, Mick Jagger, Have Learned After 50 Years in Rock ‘n’ Roll”:

10. “Nobody wants to hear anything from your new album.”
9. “Never take relationship advice from Phil Spector.”
8. “Before shouting ‘Hi Seattle!’ make sure you’re in Seattle.”

These first three were actually very funny. Paul saying "she's so cold" after number 9 was in bad taste but very funny. The rest of the list I found remarkably unfunny.

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memphiscats
The top 10 reasons Keith wasn't on Letterman
10. Patti needs him to defrost the 'fridge
9. He over slept...(no - not Keef!)
8. His limo took him to Jersey instead of NYC.
8. Someone ate his shepherd's pie
7. He showed his driver the blade and it didn't go well.
6. A coconut tree incident.
5. He was speeding away from a rest-stop and when he was pulled over, he flourished his cap...it didn't go well.
4. He went to NBC instead of CBS
3. He met up with Johnny Depp at the hotel bar - and well, we'll never hear the truth.
2. Mick was cranky.
1. Santa needs an inspiration and begs him to come to the North Pole to play Run, Rudolph, Run.

HAHAHAAHAHHAA.... You are AWESOME!!!

I nominate memphiscats for tomorrow nights show, for the official TOP 10 explaination top 10.

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memphiscats
5. “Song royalties are great, but even they can’t match the guaranteed cash flow of a reverse mortgage.”
I thought this was funny & a self-deprecating jibe at himself and the age of the Stones.
For those of you outside of the U.S. - U.S. television is bombarded with these ads that feature rather long-in-the-tooth actors (Henry Winkler, Fred Thompson, Robert Wagner) that advise senior citizens on benefits of taking a reverse mortgage (you have to be age 62 to qualify). Hahah...nice one!