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SIR MICK JAGGER is chasing the country's finest comedy talent to star in a film he has been writing for the past 15 years.
The ROLLING STONES legend penned a script with the help of old pal DAVID BOWIE about a couple of hellraising rock'n'roll managers set in the mid-Sixties.
It's based on people like ANDREW LOOG OLDHAM, who managed Mick and fellow Stones KEITH RICHARDS, RONNIE WOOD and CHARLIE WATTS in their heyday.
After watching old chart rivals SIR PAUL McCARTNEY and GEORGE MICHAEL send themselves up for Comic Relief, he thought it was finally time to get his Ha Ha's out.
A source said: "Mick has had the script in the bag for years. He has gone back to it again recently and feels now is the time to get it out there.
"Mick has a few famous comedians in mind to star and is starting to sound them out.
"The script is full of stuff from back in the day, which Mick and the band witnessed first hand or heard about on their travels.
"He's well up for a cameo role, to show he's not the serious businessman a lot of people think he is all the time."
The wrinkly rocker is currently in LA putting the finishing touches to a new project with former EURYTHMICS star DAVE STEWART.
Pals reckon the album, out at the end of the summer, is a big two fingers up to Keef after the guitarist made jibes about Mick's manhood in his autobiography.
Mick is planning to release the film project under his own production company Jagged Films, which he set up in 1995.
It won't be his first either - he's produced a string of movies, such as World War II drama Enigma, and acted in others including Ned Kelly.
The source added: "Mick has been watching how people like SIR ELTON JOHN, Macca and RINGO STARR have been willing to send themselves up.
"He's done a lot of comedy appearances on television in the United States and it always goes down well.
"Sometimes he gets frustrated over not getting asked to do more skits in the UK, so he's taking the bull by the horns."
I reckon he should put himself up for a SMITHY sketch for Sport Relief with JAMES CORDEN.
Even better if they throw in a few gags about his little fella.