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Rockman
........ that'a crumby joke Sway .....
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sweetcharmedlifeThat's a great joke. I propose a toast to it.Quote
Rockman
........ that'a crumby joke Sway .....
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sweetcharmedlifeThat's a great joke. I propose a toast to it.Quote
Rockman
........ that'a crumby joke Sway .....
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Edith Grove
After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to
go home, get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are
legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to your ear and count
to 10.'
The hillbilly said to the doctor,
'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his
ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point, he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and continued counting on
his other hand.
This procedure works in Tennessee,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia and Texas.
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Edith Grove
After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to
go home, get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are
legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to your ear and count
to 10.'
The hillbilly said to the doctor,
'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his
ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point, he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and continued counting on
his other hand.
This procedure works in Tennessee,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia and Texas.
Works and Serbia, too.
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sweetcharmedlife
When do the Irish make dentist appointments? At tooth hurty.
It's a bad Irish accent Sway. 2:30/Tooth hurtyQuote
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sweetcharmedlife
When do the Irish make dentist appointments? At tooth hurty.
Would you be so kind to explain that one to me ?
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sweetcharmedlife
When do the Irish make dentist appointments? At tooth hurty.
Would you be so kind to explain that one to me ?
Gee,you have no idea of how hard it is for me to understand all the jokes people post -,like "This procedure works in Tennessee,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia and Texas."
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sweetcharmedlife
When do the Irish make dentist appointments? At tooth hurty.
Would you be so kind to explain that one to me ?
Gee,you have no idea of how hard it is for me to understand all the jokes people post -,like "This procedure works in Tennessee,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia and Texas."
Sway:
Hope all is well for you...
If you pronounce "tooth hurty" slurred together as one word, it will sound like two thirty.
"This procedure works in..." type of jokes are insults to the intelligence of the people of that particular region... Stereotypically, people in other regions of the US historically have viewed people in the Southeastern states as slow, dumb, uneducated, etc. "Redneck" is not a term of endearment or admiration for a person's hard work in the sun.
Peace,
Mr DJA