StonesPrincess Wrote:
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> I'm glad you liked that comment. I was hoping to
> unleash your darkside. I am disappointed in your
> lack of control over your prevalent goodside, you
> let it dominate you. I had to stop chopping up
> lines to sell to the orphans in Belgium to type
> that to you.
>
You are cracking me up! You are really funny. You are my favorite 89-year old Belgium man ever. Seriously, I believe you are who you say you are. More or less.
> How does a shot of whiskey set off the smoke
> alarm?
You see, I live in a very conservative place. It is acceptable to get drunk, fall down, and get up to get drunk again as long as the proper officials get the proper compensation. Therefore, I would never circumvent the system by enhancing my evening with something that did not suck all the fluids out of my body and leave me with a pounding headache the next day. Something that was grown in the earth, or actually in some dude's mom's basement.
I would never do that. Because that would be wrong. Very, very wrong. Are you listening, government? I say THAT WOULD BE VERY WRONG. And that is how the story of how whiskey can set off a smoke alarm.