At least you can say that joking , especially irony, at the net is kind of tricky because you can't see the face, eyes, expressions and so on.

I love Austin Powers, The Naked Gun, Cheech & Chong.

BTW, I enjoyed this joke recently.

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now".
"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine now, really."
"What about the eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them dropped poop in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender,"you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird poop?"
"It was my first day with the hook."

By courtesy of Ian 'Mac' McLagan from Austin.

rooster Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Im so glad its friday!!Goodnight!

yea it's friday! i'm trying to decide if i should try to accomplish a little work this week, hmmm, i don't think there's any point to it by now -- guess i'll watch more kids in the hall on youtube for a while ...
(thanks STG for reminding me of this stuff !! ;-)

I can't believe it, it's finally RAINING !!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-08-10 14:46 by loochie.

bassplayer617 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

As a wargamer, and historian, the "What If?" skits hit close to home. "What if Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo?", or ,
"What if Superman had fought for the Germans in WWII?".


HAHAHAHA - to this day, whenever I hear someone pose a "what if" question, I always reply "What if Sparticus had wings"!. No one ever seems to know WTF I'm talking about though. It's sad when people do not recognize genius - heheheh.

I have written that Spartacus line on Tell Me a few times in the past as well. Can't help myself.

Nelson Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I dont get you-are you joking with me? maybe you
> got the same kind of houmor as me ,or are you
> making fun of me? I like you anywayIve seen your
> pic you look boot nice and funny. my pic is bad I
> know,but it was in a hurry. Hugs


No - I am not joking with you! I absolutely think that stuff is funny. I don't really like when people get hurt though, I was just joking about that part. But something about when people fall, there's the initial expression of surprise then fear. It just cracks me up!

schillid Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> He didn't even give Chicken Lady his credit card
> number.


hahaaa, he thought he should call 911

loochie Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> schillid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He didn't even give Chicken Lady his credit
> card
> > number.
>
>
> hahaaa, he thought he should call 911


Refundable beer bottles...

>> there's the initial expression of surprise then fear. It just cracks me up! <<

i think a lot of what slays me is the effort to maintain something like dignity while falling.
(i am not proud of this, mind you! but it cracks me up too.)
someone nicely dressed trailing a piece of toilet paper stuck to their shoe is another one

x



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2007-08-10 16:23 by Erik_Snow.

funny interview, erik. ha ha
that shows all the limitless stupidity of bush
thanks for posting

SomeTorontoGirl Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> loochie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > schillid Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > He didn't even give Chicken Lady his credit
> > card
> > > number.
> >
> >
> > hahaaa, he thought he should call 911
>
>
> Refundable beer bottles...

oh, i meant before that, he thought he should call 911 !

me from Barcelona I dont understand!

with sssoul Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
i think a lot of what slays me is the effort to maintain something like dignity while falling.

:-) At that point, it's best to pull a Pee Wee Herman and say very indignantly "I meant to do that", then walk away as quickly as you can.

Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.

rooster Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> me from Barcelona I dont understand!


which don't you understand ? 911 ??? that's the emergency phone number in the states, and apparently in canada too !

heinz_str Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> funny interview, erik. ha ha
> that shows all the limitless stupidity of bush
> thanks for posting


Ah yes it's funny funny,
I thought all the Bush-fans here would be upset, so I removed it - but here goes

Bush vs the Zombies :






Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-08-10 18:09 by Erik_Snow.

I loved Kids in the Hall. I thought I saw most of their episodes, but I have never seen the Chicken Lady before! I feel so ashamed.

I loved the sketches where the two guys were sitting on their rug cutting out pictures of celebrities and talking about them, I think they were teenagers with braces.

Sometorontogirl, I had a crush on Bruce MacCullough (sp?)

Erik_Snow Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> heinz_str Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > funny interview, erik. ha ha
> > that shows all the limitless stupidity of bush
> > thanks for posting
>
>
> Ah thanks,
> I thought all the Bush-fans here would be upset,
> so I removed it - but here goes
>
> Bush vs the Zombies :
>




ROFL

Here's another awesome Bush video





Lukester, I remember you had a great one - about coffee...

<<<I thought all the Bush-fans here would be upset,<<<

you beleave it??
remember the election after irak war.
now they slowly wake up.

CindyC Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I loved Kids in the Hall. I thought I saw most
> of their episodes, but I have never seen the
> Chicken Lady before! I feel so ashamed.
>
> I loved the sketches where the two guys were
> sitting on their rug cutting out pictures of
> celebrities and talking about them, I think they
> were teenagers with braces.
>
> Sometorontogirl, I had a crush on Bruce
> MacCullough (sp?)


yeah, the chicken lady was one scary broad - esp. if i think that she was really Mark McKinney - the one that i was in love with ;-)

CindyC Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
I loved Kids in the Hall. I thought I saw most of their episodes, but I have never seen the Chicken Lady before! I feel so ashamed.

I loved the sketches where the two guys were sitting on their rug cutting out pictures of celebrities and talking about them, I think they were teenagers with braces.

Sometorontogirl, I had a crush on Bruce MacCullough (sp?)


[www.kithfan.org]

They were unique. Especially Scott Thompson... If you know who Don Cherry is, you' love their appearance as guests on the same episode (years ago) of the short-loved Ralph Benmurgui show! Don tried to be a good sport about it, but... HOWL! It was nice to see Scott take him on...

(Don Cherry is a windbag hockey commentator and former coach of the Boston Bruins, does a spot called "Coaches Corner" on the Hockey Night in Canada broadcasts, who is known for his often offensive opinions about francophone and european players - hated Borje Salming and others, said they didn't fight enough ... so if you're offended by him, you're part of a VERY big club:

)

heinz_str Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> <<<I thought all the Bush-fans here would be
> upset,<<<
>
> you beleave it??
> remember the election after irak war.
> now they slowly wake up.


I think some are still sleeping...oddly enough - but let's not get political here, it's just some freakin funny videos

Well I for one didn't vote for him. Maybe some watery tart threw a sword at him.

....Erik...that Bush vs Zombies thing is a side splitter.....(that means you laugh so hard that your.....oh never mind)

Erik_Snow Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Here's another awesome Bush video
>
>


>
> Lukester, I remember you had a great one - about
> coffee...


Nice one Erik! I never get tired of bush. I have a calendar with Bush quotes - I get a new one every day! He really comes out with some hilarious stuff.

I was going to start a thread, but I figured it would wind up getting me banned.

A Bush calendar ? Woa - who wouldn't want one of them

loochie Wrote: yeah, the chicken lady was one scary broad - esp. if i think that she was really Mark McKinney - the one that i was in love with ;-)


Yep - McKinney was Chicken Lady, Head Crushing Guy and... Blues Guy! My fave, too! When he went to Saturday Night Live later on, they were really having some bad years, and had him resurrect Chicken Lady there, I believe, but it was old Kids stuff...

....Erik....I don't remember the coffee joke......can you help me remember?....please.......damn pot smoking for over 30 years finally makes me forget something....

loochie Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> rooster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > me from Barcelona I dont understand!
>
>
> which don't you understand ? 911 ??? that's the
> emergency phone number in the states, and
> apparently in canada too !

I know It Lou ....But I think John Cleese I very funny...do you know him?

Erik_Snow Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
I thought all the Bush-fans here would be upset, so I removed it - but here goes

Thanks for putting it back - I was really ticked that I'd missed it! They're all great. "43" is an endless supply of material for comics everywhere!