i buy the cheapest ticket price and at the right time move to the front of stage

I have no life - but truckloads of money

I sold a hobos kidney on Craigs List

(She sells sea shells by the sea shore....)

Largelingerie sells as largelingerie on ebay...(plus a lot of Hawaiian stuff now too).

That's how I'm getting to two O2 shows. I'll be living on Guinness and crisps (?) once there.

Dont you have a wife who can work overtime?

sweetcharmedlife Wrote:
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Don't laugh. I use to smoke oregano.............What did I know.......I was a
school kid.


You had more brains than me (even tho I never was a Loverboy fan!) I smoked catnip. (Intentionally.)

Took a whole baggie to get a headache, but the cat was going mad!

Try explaining those drapes to your mother... (SUCH a dip...)

NumberOneStonesFan Wrote:
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> I used to have 4 kids...and a left nut...


What exactly is the monetary value of the left nut? Everyone seems to want left nuts. What about the right nut? Is it worth less than the left nut? I prefer to have a set.

If you had two left nuts would you be really rich?

Or if you had two right nuts would you be shunned and would people make fun of you?

"Ha HA HA.......You only have right nuts. What a loser!!".

It takes alot of balls to say nuts that many times.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-07-08 16:20 by pay pay.

I think the left nut usually hangs a bit lower and is therefore easier to remove.

The usual response to "How's it hanging?" is "a little to the left."

No kids, lousy car, small apartment. The key to ABB Touring.
I once said at work when someone asked...: Put the money the kids
and car cost you in a box, add what you pay the bank for the flat.
See! Then a few Stones show are do'able.

TE
Oslo

Gun running and drug smuggling pay quite well these days ...

Rich husband

i can't.
i rely on the kindness of strangers :E

I cant...i could do it!! But i cant anymore(one show per tour now!) I wish icould see them more..the purse is empty...but i feel good!

paulywaul Wrote:

> Gun running and drug smuggling pay quite well
> these days ...

Reminds me of the moonshiners around the southeast U.S. from the '40s-'60s. My parents had their new '56 Chevrolet stolen by some rum runners. They would gut their cars, like the one here, to carry as much moonshine as possible.

My parents were watching the news on TV one night, and saw their gutted Chevy being pulled out of an Atlanta-area lake. That was big news back then!

SomeTorontoGirl Wrote:
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> sweetcharmedlife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Don't laugh. I use to smoke
> oregano.............What did I know.......I was a
> school kid.
>
>
> You had more brains than me (even tho I never was
> a Loverboy fan!) I smoked catnip.
> (Intentionally.)
>
> Took a whole baggie to get a headache, but the cat
> was going mad!
>
> Try explaining those drapes to your mother...
> (SUCH a dip...)
>
>


Smoke enough oregano and even Loverboy sounds good.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

That picture smells violence and money -
think Lukester operates the same way - even in 2007, loading up the VW bus with guns and strawberry moonshine

Think i'll just go overdrawn, once I've seen the stones the bank manager can't take that away!

I can\'t, unfortunately.

only go to shows i can drive to (no flights, no hotels ever) within the boundaries of Boston and North Carolina, never ever spend more than $180 on a ticket, only 2-3 shows per tour (except when i could afford 6 on the '89 tour).

Nelson Wrote:
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> Dont you have a wife who can work overtime?


Yeah that's a good one Nelson, and then if she earned enough money you can go to the concert and she can because of all the extra work she did clean the house

__________________________

Did anyone ever sneek into a Stones show?

I can,t. too many sparrows to feed.............

I was promised a free ticket if I got to interview Keef & Mick.
True; but I wont.

NICOS Wrote:
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> Nelson Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dont you have a wife who can work overtime?
>
>
> Yeah that's a good one Nelson, and then if she
> earned enough money you can go to the concert and
> she can because of all the extra work she did
> clean the house
No time for that-she has to work for the Licks 50. Cleaning does the one who looses in boxing me or my great grandpa.

Open a whorehouse and run it by hand.

Ha Ha Elmo

__________________________

Work two jobs, change jobs at the right time to time off, make premature use of retirement funds, I have done all these things. My career is as MD. Currently in midlife and single. For my next round of shows starting in a week until August, I am working 176 hours on two isalnds in 13 days. We all do what we have to.

kahoosier Wrote:
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> Work two jobs, change jobs at the right time to
> time off, make premature use of retirement funds,
> I have done all these things. My career is as MD.
> Currently in midlife and single. For my next round
> of shows starting in a week until August, I am
> working 176 hours on two isalnds in 13 days. We
> all do what we have to.


Good for you kahoosier.............Work hard,play hard...........I subscribe to that theory as well.................No pun intended.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2007-07-09 01:23 by sweetcharmedlife.

King Snake Wrote:
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> Did anyone ever sneek into a Stones show?

My very first Stones show at the Roundhouse in London 1971. I had no money but went anyway, stood at the backdoor pleading with the bouncer to let me in for nothing, on their last number he let me in. I fought my way to the front and Jagger was singing Satisfaction, he was throwing baskets of flowers into the crown and I cought one, it was shear magic.

My fexibel friend.

bartfrombrussels
Senior Food Critic IORR

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