From the today show interview in New York before the ABB tour:

Host Matt Lauer to Mick & Keith: Do you still feel sexy on stage at 62 years old?

Keith: It depends on who's sitting in the first 3 rows!"

To Chelskeith: None of these quotes can top what you posted...those are the best and I wish the world new Keith like Stones fans do.

PECMAN

Interviewer: Is it true you take the entire works of Elvis with you whever you go

Keith: Doesnt everyone

(when asked in 2006 what advice he would give to himself 20 years ago?)

Do exactly what you're doing: you'll end up like me. And don't worry about it.

letitloose Wrote:
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> Interviewer: Is it true you take the entire works
> of Elvis with you whever you go
>
> Keith: Doesnt everyone


I believe that this pertains only to the Sun Collection of Elvis (and that fits into one CD)

<<When announcing one of their recent tours, a breathless reporter asked Keef "Is this an historic occasion?" and he replied "Not as historic as 1066.">>

That's great, I'd never heard that one before! LOL

Lose your dreams and you will lose your mind...

I remember reading one many years ago, but cant remember exactly which source....it was something like,

"playing rock and roll guitar is like great sex, you find the good spot, and hang on it..."

JR

ROCKMAN

Lmao.

[[FEAR; BUILDS WALLS.]]

Careful Tuesday or there'll be nothin' left to fill out dem there jeans....



ROCKMAN

I don't know about the best quote, but probably the worst has to be his ' hey, shit happens' commernt in regards to Brians death on the 25X5 documentary. I remember being completely shocked by his attitude when I first saw that.

His t-shirt: "Who the f§ck is Mick Jagger?"

"The only way to leave this band is in a box."
(He was mistaken).

Asked in an interview what one has to do to get
a Keith's (his hairstyle).
"Don't wash it too often."
Made me laugh, thinking about the hairstylist,
who surely spent hours to make Keith look like Keith.

Asked if The Stones would ever do another "Altamont" type show, he said "Well first we'll have to find some sucker to get murdered."

Q: Are the Stones going to tour to promote 'Dirty Work'?

A: 'Ask the bitch' (referring to Mick)

"I never washed once on the Exile tour, but I still smelled sweeter than Jagger"

"Metallica? Im aware of em but thats just a plane that never leaves the runway"

"Give me a screwdriver. Just give me the whole toolbox"

"I looked at the old lady...said "I'll see you in 7 years babe""

Interviewer: How long can you all keep going"
Keef: "I'm not Nostradamus my friend. Maybe we'll all take that leap off the canyon together"

"Dylan told me "I could write satisfaction in 5 minutes, but you could never write "Desolation row""



A note of caution - these are my recollections of things I've read/heard. Not transcripts!

mofur Wrote:
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> letitloose Wrote:
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> > Interviewer: Is it true you take the entire
> works
> > of Elvis with you whever you go
> >
> > Keith: Doesnt everyone
>
>
> I believe that this pertains only to the Sun
> Collection of Elvis (and that fits into one CD)


Actually, no it isn't one cd....Keith used to take a crate of albums on tour with a high fi. Now he has an iPod and a great sound system and his personal assistant is responsible for maintaining it. I am sure he has Elvis' entire collection with him!

When I get wasted, I get wasted elegantly.

Paraphrasing, from memory, from the Stanley Booth book (if you don't have it, get it)...

The Stones go out for the night to a club in LA(?) (break while rehearsing for 1969 tour), anyway, while going in or out of the restroom, Keith encounters a woman who gawks at him and says, "You'd be cute if you put a rinse on your hair"

Keith: "You'd be cute if you put a rinse on your c*nt"

A few...

"Nobody's got the right to judge over what I am putting into my body, apart from myself."
"....the man seems to like singing songs about dead blondes. (Keith on Elton John)"
"Dog shit in the Doorway" Keith on Mick's solo album "Goddess in the Doorway"

"Rape, murder, it's just a shot away..."

"It's good to be here, it's good to be anywhere"

Mr.Ed