Wow, I step away for a moment and JaggerFan jumps in with some excellent shots..... BTW what's the name of the Blonde Canadian babe? That might have to be my choice I think.... Good work JF !!!

I know everybody hates American Idol. But Gwen Stefani was on last night.(looking very innocent and schoolgirl like) She is gonna be on again tonight singing her latest single.
Another reason to watch AI.There is this very HOT chick on there named Haley. Steaming. Can she sing? Who knows. But she has a great pair of legs that could rival Gwen.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

The blonde Canadian is Elisha Cuthbert, who stars as Keifer Sutherland's daughter on the series 24. BTW Keifer is also Canadian. Elisha was in the movie Old School, starring Will Ferrell and Luke Wilson. I'm sure she's been in several other movies, too.

i couldn't stand the daughter in 24...though seeing that picture says alot for the land of molson, rush, neil young, and the canadiens...anyone around from the northeast?

Where's StonePrincess?

"No Anchovies, Please"

Lukester, please keep me posted about Bonnaroo. Braves, fer sure!

"No Anchovies, Please"

HelterSkelter Wrote:
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> Wow, I step away for a moment and JaggerFan jumps
> in with some excellent shots..... BTW what's the
> name of the Blonde Canadian babe? That might have
> to be my choice I think.... Good work JF !!!


Thanks man! Her name is Elisha Cuthbert. She's another Canuk beuty who's hit Hollywood. (sorry DGA35, read your post after this).

Anyways, here she is again...





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Things that are great about the USA right now...



SOPRANOS RETURN IN 2 WEEKS

Police tour

GREAT films comming including
Grindhouse & Spidey 3



of course, a summer with the Stones is always better... but I have had that a few times and I am HAPPY for Europe

wish I could be there... but lovin life all the same

have fun mates

RadioMarv Wrote:
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> Things that are great about the USA right now...
>
>
>
> SOPRANOS RETURN IN 2 WEEKS
>
> Police tour
>
> GREAT films comming including
> Grindhouse & Spidey 3
>
>

have you seen the trailer for 'Grindhouse' yet, Marv?

Looks terrific.

Gazza Wrote:
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> RadioMarv Wrote:

> >
> > Police tour
> >
> > GREAT films comming including
> > Grindhouse & Spidey 3
> >
> >
>
> have you seen the trailer for 'Grindhouse' yet,
> Marv?
>
> Looks terrific.




I have, many times. I cannot wait to see this flick.
I LOVE all of Tarantino's movies and MOST of Rodriguiez' work

gonna be great


I read the best review I have ever read for a movie on AintItCool.com
I had me rolling on the floor laffing so hard. So If you wanna good laff and are excided to see Grindhouse read this review from AintItCool




GRINDHOUSE


Remember, when George W. Bush was elected, and he said that thing about how, by 2008, we’d have “movies that would explode in our balls like a shotgun filled with handjobs”?

Well, that promise came true two days ago when I saw GRINDHOUSE in Hollywood. Except not only was it a shotgun full of handjobs exploding in my balls, but also my balls suddenly knew how to make fire using karate. All from seeing GRINDHOUSE, a movie that’s made of screaming car crash zombie boobs.

It isn’t even a movie – it’s TWO movies with some trailers and stuff at the beginning, and also between the movies. The directors – more about them in a second (there’s TWO!) – wanted to recreate the way movies were back in the 1920’s, when you could sell a script that was one page that just said, “TITS THEN A MONSTER THEN MORE TITS THEN AN EXPLOSION THEN BONUS TITS” and everyone knew what you were talking about.

Also, there’s zombies getting killed by a helicopter, which is not only cool to look at, but shows how the movie-makers did some research, to make things realistic.

First off, the movie lets you know you’re going to get your poop kicked out of you, formed into a set of brass knuckles, and now here comes a poop-punch.

Because they show a trailer for a movie I need to see RIGHT NOW with my eyes (I already saw it in my head when I was driving last week and Van Halen’s “Panama” came on the radio and I’d just started eating a Payday). It’s called MACHETE, and it’s got that Mexican guy who’s always in movies where there’s people who really need knives stuck into them, and he’s always, “Here, let’s get those knives in you”. Danny something.

Whatever his last name is, he should change it to, “@#$%&-a-dilly” because everyone says that automatic when they see him, because he’s going to bring the @#$%&-a-dilly to the movie, which will probably involve a foot, a face, and foot-face-fuckup. Also, Cheech from Cheech and The Chong is in the trailer, and he’s a priest and he’s shooting people, which is ironic, I think.

Then the first movie starts. It’s called PLANET OF TERROR, and it’s about a planet (which looks a lot like Earth) that’s made of pure terror. Here’s how shit-scream terrorizing it is: there’s these mutated kill-monsters, but even BEFORE they show up there’s all this @#$%& terror. Like a doctor who wants to kill his doctor wife, and the doctor wife is always sticking these three needles into people which @#$%& them up, and there’s a sheriff who’s played by that Reese guy from TERMINATOR robot. The sheriff looks like he’s always going to kill someone by crushing a bunch of walnuts in his mouth and spitting the shells through their skull.

So, there’s a lot of shit like that, plus Fergie’s cleave, some bar-b-q, bad parenting, Bruce Willis turning into a monster, and Rose McGowan with a machine gun for a leg. I’ve never seen a woman I wanted so bad to rub one out to, but also kind of killed my boner in a way that gave me a bigger boner. Oh yeah, she almost-nude dances for the first three minutes of the movie and even though she doesn’t get totally naked I need to go buy three extra PAUSE buttons for my remote by the time the DVD comes out.


!!!WARNING, MAJOR SPOILER!!!


Rose McGowan will make you cluster-spooge in your pants.


!!!END SPOILER!!!

PLANET OF TERROR is directed by Robert Rodriquez, which is all I need to say. In fact, instead of his name on poster saying, “Directed By”, he can legally change his name to a picture of a naked Viking woman on a snowmobile with flamethrowers out the back and the flamethrowers are killing a Yeti. That’s the level of guaranteed quality his name brings to stuff.

Then there’s three other trailers – one by Rob Zombie that involves Nazis and werewolves (more factual research), one by Edgar Wright that made me laugh harder than seeing an old man give the finger to a fat kid, and then one by Eli Roth that Eli Roth should make.

Actually, the fake trailers are kind of a bummer, because I really wish they weren’t fake. Maybe the government will put some “don’t be a pussy” drug in the water supply, and everyone will go see this instead of PILLOW FIGHT AND SCENTED CANDLES AND BOREDOM, or whatever Sandra Bullock movie’s coming out, and they’ll make more of these.

Then the second movie started. It’s called DEATH PROOF. You know what it isn’t-PROOF? Boner-inducing proof.

This one was directed by Quentin Tarantino, who’s been an actor in stuff like RESERVOIR DOGS and PULP FICTION (he’s also in PLANET OF TERROR and DEATH PROOF). This is his first directing job and the dude KICKS ALL SPECTRUM OF ASS. He kicks ass that isn’t even in the ass area. Like, his director skills are so stripper-with-chainsaw good they make you grow asses on other parts of your body that he then kicks. I hope he directs more movies. I would see them, burn down the theater, and then call the fire department so I could tell all the fireman about what a kick-ass movie it was. When they started to attack me with axes, I’d fly away because Quentin’s movie would have given me ninja flight.

DEATH PROOF is about this dude, Driver Mike, and he’s played by Kurt Plissken, and goddamn but that dude just gets more bad-ass as he gets older. You know how Sly Stallone kind of looks like Bea Arthur now, and Jean-Claude Van Damme looks like Ally Sheedy? Well, Kurt Plissken looks like a dumpster full of drop kicks. He could @#$%& a bulldozer into eight Mini Coopers. @#$%&, I should pitch that to someone.

Anyway, he’s this crazy dude who gets off by killing four girls at a time in cars. Like, he’s got this car, this death proof stunt car, and he kills women by either

1. Giving them a ride in the car, and bashing them around in this special seat so they feel like they’ve watched the PINK PANTHER remake twelve times or

2. Going all Mad Max meets Humungous head-on dead-on kill-crazy.


!!!WARNING, MAJOR SPOILER!!!



The title, DEATH PROOF, refers to Kurt’s car being “death proof”.



!!!END SPOILERS!!!



We get to see Kurt @#$%& up these four hotties with a car crash, but then – and this is where, if you’re with your girlfriend, she’ll realize how sensitive you are – he @#$%& with the wrong women, and let’s just say the audience I saw it with almost gave the ending a standing ovation. But their boners would have knocked over popcorn and sodas, so they just happy- screamed instead.

First 300 and now this? I think the summer of 2007 just went, “Hey, let me take you to a free taquito buffet” and you eat all these taquitos and then the summer goes, “Here comes a foot to your stomach”, but you go, “It’s full of taquitos” but it’s too late – there’s a boot in your stomach only the boot is really a motorcycle and you puke up a bikini girl who blows you and then kills your boss with a hammer.

That’s what GRINDHOUSE is. It’s a taquito buffet that you puke up after getting hit with a motorcycle, and it turns into a bikini chick that blows you and kills your boss with a hammer.

Rodriguez and Tarantino probably don’t read this site, but someone should tell them they can use that last paragraph as a quick blurb.

I just got the best birthday present in the world...no need for a tour...DECEMBERS CHILDREN BELL SOUND ACETATE!!!!!(although I bought it for myself)...WHAT AMAZING FIDELITY!

JR

Marv

the chick with the machine gun-leg is hilarious.

Now, as someone who has actually seen the trailer - have you ANY idea what that incredible piece of screaming music is that accompanies it? Its superb - it'll be as memorable and iconic as some of the other pieces that QT and Bender have unearthed for some of his other movies.

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> I couldn't pass up the European leg of ABB tour so
> I'm flying to Dublin.

I couldn't either - that's why I went to London last year.

I dont know exactly who it is but I have an idea

I think it is either Tito & The Tarantulas OR Rober Rodriguiez himself (he is a guitar player, has contributed to most ALL of his films in a musical capacity and even directs the movies -at times- with an acustic guitar strapped to him playing music cues and playing around between takes.

these are just theories but I am SURE there will be a soundtrack (both of these guys take great pride in the music the put in there movies)


Gazza Wrote:
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> Marv
>
> the chick with the machine gun-leg is hilarious.
>
> Now, as someone who has actually seen the trailer
> - have you ANY idea what that incredible piece of
> screaming music is that accompanies it? Its superb
> - it'll be as memorable and iconic as some of the
> other pieces that QT and Bender have unearthed for
> some of his other movies.

I'm not big on reading huge posts that are basically just cut and pasted from other place. I do, however, enjoy reading this...

I just got an Email from ticket master about the "Elmo Makes Music" Sesame Street Tour in the U.S. this summer. that sounds like should be pretty cool.



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It's Only Wock'n'Woll but Elmo Like it!

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why thank you jaggerfan and maxskansas...i'm looking forward to grindhouse because i wondered when tarentino was going to put kurt russell into one of his flicks...escape from new york is classic...call me snake...

The Elmo from Sesame Street isn't the only Elmo that likes these babes!

"No Anchovies, Please"

ryanpow Wrote:
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> I just got an Email from ticket master about the
> "Elmo Makes Music" Sesame Street Tour in the U.S.
> this summer. that sounds like should be pretty
> cool

I got the same E-Mail,with the heading Elmo presale. I thought damn even Elmo Lewis has a pre sale. Maybe he really is Bill Wyman's son.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Money...that's what I want! And a few of these babes!

"No Anchovies, Please"

someone ought to tell the guy that wrote the review for grindhouse that tarentino has directed a few movies and death proof wouldn't be his first one....

Kurt Russel is great. I bought the DVD of BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA the other day.
It is a GREAT!!! if only for audio track where Kurt and John Carpenter talk
about the movie business and how Kurt was trained in the Disney factory and how
he has withstood the test of time and how his girl is Goldie Hawn. How kewl is he?
PRETTY FKN KEWL!!!!!


AND....
Jeff is'nt it surprising that Quentin Tarantino has only directed six 6 movies, so far, counting kiss Bill as one movie.

Grindhouse (2007) (segment "Death Proof")
Sin City (2005) (special guest director)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Did you know that Uma's first movie was "Johnny B Goode". She played was the
cute meat cutting cheerleader girlfriend to Anthony Michael Hall's "Johnny Walker"
the star QB every college is recruiting. It is funny, and an interesting look
at the Breakfast club star (and recent star of the dead zone) Robert Druggy Jr
also stars..and speaking of that.......I will tell you where I REALLY WANT BE..........

.....on this beach with Cameron and Drew

PuffPuff pass
[tvshark.com]


[tvshark.com]
2kewl. Wish I was there, more than anywhere.

All of the pics
[tvshark.com]

Love the pictures!

If your looking for some musical sanctuary over the next 9 or 10 days head to the Beacon Theater in NYC and catch one of the Allman Brothers Band shows.

I'm having a VERY hard time pushing the, "they're playing, and I'm not going to be there," feelings out of my head -- pesty things. But, I'm glad these pics of hot young things are helping out the brethren here.

tarentino also directed an episode of E.R. and CSI, plus wrote "true romance" and "natural born killers", so i'd say that he isn't just some actor...kurt and john carpenter do the same thing in escape from new york where they talk over the movie and discuss their relationship over the years...

cheer up- the wonderful Ryan Adams is playing NY on May 16th-
presales from today

I never followed him much after his song with Rod Stewart and Sting.