lettingitbleed Wrote:
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> ohnonotyouagain Wrote:
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> > J-J-Flash Wrote:
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> > > Sometimes I even wonder if Chuck is not one
> of
> > the people bitching on this site
> > > because he obviously pushes to get them to
> play
> > > different tunes. Read a little and you can
> see
> > for
> > > yourself.
> >
> > All right, you've found me out: I AM CHUCK
> > LEAVELL! How on earth did you figure it out?
> I've
> > been so careful to cover my tracks - I even
> hired
> > some half-crazed drunken hillbilly from
> Kentucky
> > to go around telling people he is the poster
> known
> > as ohnonotyouagain to throw off suspicion. It
> was
> > a flawless plan, I'm telling you. But now the
> cat
> > is out of the bag ... thanks to you. Thanks a
> lot,
> > J-J-Flash, I really appreciate it. No, I'm
> > serious, I'm not being sarcastic at all.
> Bastard.
> >
> > You people have no idea how hard it is being
> me.
> > Everyone criticizes me. Even Charlie makes fun
> of
> > my beard behind my back. And you fans are
> > relentless, always bashing me, bashing me,
> bashing
> > me, with your tiny fist-like words. If only you
> > knew how many nights I've lain awake, tears of
> > pain streaming down my face and pooling damply
> in
> > my moustache. I say to myself "if I can't make
> > each and every Stones fans happy with my
> setlists,
> > WHAT HOPE DO I HAVE OF SAVING OUR ENDANGERED
> > FORESTS???"
> >
> > And the setlists. Don't get me started. I have
> > tried and tried to get them to play what I feel
> > would be their crowning achievement, a 30
> minute
> > medley of Citadel, Gomper and Jessica by the
> > Allman Brothers, with a solo by yours truly. I
> > keep harping at Mick to change the setlist, but
> he
> > just won't listen. Oh sure, sometimes he throws
> me
> > a bone, playing Sway (thanks for f-ing up the
> > vocals on those first versions, Mick, that was
> > real mature) or As Tears Go By. But when I push
> > for real changes he just looks down his nose at
> > me, even though he has to stand on a box to do
> it.
> > It's humiliating, I tell you, humiliating.
> >
> > Just thinking about the setlists makes me so
> mad.
> > How can they stand to play the same thing every
> > night? How can they stand to play Honky Tonky
> > Women for the ONE MILLIONTH TIME??? I SWEAR TO
> > GOD, IF I HAVE TO PLAY MISS YOU ONE MORE
> FREAKIN'
> > TIME I'M GONNA TEAR MY BEARD OUT AND SPRINKLE
> IT
> > ALL OVER KEITH'S STOLI AND RONNIE'S BANANNAS!!!
> I
> > AM LOSING MY MIND, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!
> > I'M GONNA CHEW THROUGH AN ENDANGERED TREE WITH
> MY
> > TEETH!!! GET OUT OF MY WAY,
> > AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!
>
>
>
>
funniest post this summer
Wow. That tops any stuff that I've come up with. Chuck, you have my respect.