According to recently released facts from highly credible sources, the Rolling Stones are touring Africa this fall instead of North America. Jagger and the Stones finally realized they neglected the impoverished continent for their entire careers, and decided to due a 22-show African Tour. The Show will kick off in Cairo, Egypt and finally conclude 7 weeks later in Cape Town, South Africa. Other dates include Darfur, Uganda, and Addis Abbaba. Rumors even lurk that the stones may travel to the Gaza Strip for a show. Stay tuned.



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That'll be too hot for CHarlie. And Keith will be totally dehydrated.

After all the US taxpayer money that has been dumped into that corrupt shit hole to feed Bono's ego they should well be able to afford Stones tickets.

I didn't realize that Africa was a nation.

Yeah Right,

Jagger jumping on stage with a Flak jacket!!!! and the Stones
can only charge $5 a ticket cause that's all those countries can afford.



MLC

watts fan Wrote:
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> I didn't realize that Africa was a nation.



sttt, that fact has to be revealed yet. First we send in the Stones as a distraction. Then we overthrow all current governments.

According to recently released facts from highly credible sources, the Rolling Stones will play a special gig at my birthday party next year. I can choose the setlist (well, in fact I was given a list of 167 songs to choose from, so I cannot pick Gomper or a Beatles cover - on the other hand, extremely rare stuff like The Lantern or Don't Lie To Me is included). Unfortunately, it's not possible to play the gig this year due to other commitments, but it will happen next year when they will have stopped their exhaustive world tours. This is no hoax, it comes from a highly credible source - me.



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I hear Mogadishu is especially nice in the fall.

Good, then maybe the Master Musicians of Jajouka will join them!

Miss U. Wrote:
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> Good, then maybe the Master Musicians of Jajouka
> will join them!

Possibly in Africa, but not at my birthday gig next year. The stage is too small, I want to keep it as intimate and as much back to the roots as possible.

retired_dog Wrote:
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> According to recently released facts from highly
> credible sources, the Rolling Stones will play a
> special gig at my birthday party next year. I can
> choose the setlist (well, in fact I was given a
> list of 167 songs to choose from, so I cannot pick
> Gomper or a Beatles cover - on the other hand,
> extremely rare stuff like The Lantern or Don't Lie
> To Me is included). Unfortunately, it's not
> possible to play the gig this year due to other
> commitments, but it will happen next year when
> they will have stopped their exhaustive world
> tours. This is no hoax, it comes from a highly
> credible source - me.

Mmhh, apparently Keith isn't the only one who fell out of a tree. Must be a real good year for coconuts.

Britney Wrote:
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> Must be a real good year for
> coconuts.

Obviously! And a bad year for Stones birthday gigs. But I can wait! Next year is not too far ahead, y'know.

stonesfan70 Wrote:
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> I hear Mogadishu is especially nice in the fall.

I heard its better in the uprising


i see the heat wave is taken its toll

I delcare shenanigans on this thread.

...and open-g will be there too to fill any weak guitar spots from Keith and Ronnie, surely a great gig for him and quite possibly a big chance to join them permantly if he does his job well - and I have no doubts that he will!

the source of information is your insane membrane.

beruit is available...and i believe jerusalem is beautiful this time of year---all the rockets are blooming.......why not just plan to play a gig at the gates of hell!??.......

STONES JAM!! MICKEYS RULES!!! (burp) NADER IN 2016!!!!! GO GIANTS!!

lunar!!! Wrote:
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> beruit is available...and i believe jerusalem is
> beautiful this time of year---all the rockets are
> blooming.......why not just plan to play a gig at
> the gates of hell!??.......

That should fit in nicely with the Bigger Bang theme...