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Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
Hairball
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Date: November 6, 2020 19:56
"I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together..."
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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......
And we are all together..."
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TooTough
I Am The Walrus...
not really socially distancing...
Karasea/Jamal Island/Russia
source: Reuters
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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul, round and round and round we go......
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
MAF
()
Date: November 9, 2020 23:32
new tongue design... (photo: Ossi Saarinen)
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
chrisvw
()
Date: November 10, 2020 18:52
Thanksgiving Memorial
Governor Newsom has decreed that, due to covid, only 6 people are allowed at a social gathering like Thanksgiving, but up to 30 will be permitted for a funeral.
You are invited to a funeral on November 26 for my pet turkey that will soon pass away. come hungry, as plenty of food and refreshments will be provided.
Governor Newsom has decreed that, due to covid, only 6 people are allowed at a social gathering like Thanksgiving, but up to 30 will be permitted for a funeral.
You are invited to a funeral on November 26 for my pet turkey that will soon pass away. come hungry, as plenty of food and refreshments will be provided.
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
Chris Fountain
()
Date: November 12, 2020 14:43
Why did the Chicken cross the Playground?
To get to the other Slide
To get to the other Slide
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
Chris Fountain
()
Date: November 13, 2020 00:10
What did the DJ say to the Farmer?
Let us turn up the Beet!!
Let us turn up the Beet!!
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
TooTough
()
Date: November 13, 2020 00:22
Hole in one...look at this:
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: November 18, 2020 06:11
60 Seconds of Stella Leaf Jumps ... [www.youtube.com]
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
jbwelda
()
Date: November 18, 2020 06:15
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co...
MOOOOOOOOO
You probably had to be there.
jb
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co...
MOOOOOOOOO
You probably had to be there.
jb
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: November 19, 2020 01:12
Quote
TooTough
Haha, what a great dog!
And Herbert the Honey Badger............... [www.youtube.com] ....X rated
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
jbwelda
()
Date: November 19, 2020 02:01
There is a woman politician around here with the last name "Eggman". I always thought if her slogan was "Goo goo ja goo" or whatever, I would vote for her. Hasn't happened. Hell I would vote for her if she even implied some connection. Way too hip for her though probably.
jb
jb
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
TooTough
()
Date: November 26, 2020 21:41
This one cheers me up...Stephen Stills together with one
of Germany´s coolest guitar players (Kralle of TRIO)...
and the original has the same effect on me...
of Germany´s coolest guitar players (Kralle of TRIO)...
and the original has the same effect on me...
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: November 27, 2020 22:54
Barry Welsh is coming................. [www.youtube.com]
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
hopkins
()
Date: November 28, 2020 00:24
I like to find the positive in everything.
You know me. SUPER into positivity.
No matter what crises invade a Democratic Republic.
You must try to find that silver lining, and I did.
Lockdown. Problem, right?
No Jon Bovi Tour,
right?
Synchronicity!
You know me. SUPER into positivity.
No matter what crises invade a Democratic Republic.
You must try to find that silver lining, and I did.
Lockdown. Problem, right?
No Jon Bovi Tour,
right?
Synchronicity!
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
Chris Fountain
()
Date: November 28, 2020 16:40
What did the Ping Pong ball say to the Shuttlecock?
Nice Skirt!
Nice Skirt!
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
MisterDDDD
()
Date: December 10, 2020 02:55
More footage of vaccinations out of England..
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
Chris Fountain
()
Date: December 10, 2020 18:57
Why did the Carpenter cross the Road?
To get to the other Siding
To get to the other Siding
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
Stoneage
()
Date: December 11, 2020 16:16
I remember Benny Hill. Funny thing about him is that he is an indicator for how things have changed over a couple of decades.
In the seventies he was considered harmless, today he would have been reported and chased away by PC-mobs...
In the seventies he was considered harmless, today he would have been reported and chased away by PC-mobs...
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
TooTough
()
Date: December 11, 2020 18:57
Quote
Stoneage
I remember Benny Hill. Funny thing about him is that he is an indicator for how things have changed over a couple of decades.
In the seventies he was considered harmless, today he would have been reported and chased away by PC-mobs...
Funny...
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
EddieByword
()
Date: December 16, 2020 15:25
And so, what do you think of the Rolling Stones............... [www.youtube.com]
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2020-12-16 16:02 by EddieByword.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2020-12-16 16:02 by EddieByword.
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
TooTough
()
Date: December 18, 2020 10:46
"Mathematics is Greek to me..."
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
TooTough
()
Date: December 22, 2020 17:54
[www.the-postillon.com]
Scientific sensation: chimp able to read The Sun
"Oxford (dpo) - Are our animal relatives more intelligent
than we had previously thought? Scientists from the Oxford
Institute of Cognitive and Evolutionary Anthropology have
now succeeded in teaching a 15-year-old chimp how to read
and understand The Sun. Having read the paper, Coco the
chimp, who takes about 30 minutes for a complete edition,
is able to correctly reproduce the content of every single
piece of news. PETA activists have been criticizing this
experiment as animal torture.
“Up to now, we were convinced that chimps cannot read”,
primatologist Lydia Luncz explained, “All trials including
children’s books, texts written in Simple English and even
other newspapers failed. However, the unique combination
of short words and emotional imagery we find in The Sun
enables the chimp’s brain to cognitively process written
information, although it is of course built in a much
simpler way than a human brain.”
With the help of sign language, Coco can correctly reproduce
all of the celebrity rumours and inflammatory articles
on migrants, as well as wild speculations about the coronavirus.
However, not everyone is quite as enthusiastic about
Coco’s amazing abilities. Activists from animal rights
organisation PETA have been demanding an immediate stop
to the cynical experiment. They classify the test as an
exceptionally severe case of animal torture – unforeseeable
long-term psychological effects included.
Primatologists from the Oxford Institute of Cognitive and
Evolutionary Anthropology have been able to dispel these
concerns though: test chimp Coco has been refusing to read
The Sun for a few days anyway. He has unmistakably signalled
that the paper is no longer meeting his intellectual needs
as the articles use the same thinking pattern time and
again and incidents are reported in an unnecessarily
exaggerated and over-the-top style. Also, the occasional
half-naked girl in the paper is decidedly not hairy enough
for his taste.
According to the institute, Coco is now increasingly
indulging in another favourite pastime of his: throwing
his own faeces about."
German version here...Schimpanse liest BILD:
[www.der-postillon.com]
Scientific sensation: chimp able to read The Sun
"Oxford (dpo) - Are our animal relatives more intelligent
than we had previously thought? Scientists from the Oxford
Institute of Cognitive and Evolutionary Anthropology have
now succeeded in teaching a 15-year-old chimp how to read
and understand The Sun. Having read the paper, Coco the
chimp, who takes about 30 minutes for a complete edition,
is able to correctly reproduce the content of every single
piece of news. PETA activists have been criticizing this
experiment as animal torture.
“Up to now, we were convinced that chimps cannot read”,
primatologist Lydia Luncz explained, “All trials including
children’s books, texts written in Simple English and even
other newspapers failed. However, the unique combination
of short words and emotional imagery we find in The Sun
enables the chimp’s brain to cognitively process written
information, although it is of course built in a much
simpler way than a human brain.”
With the help of sign language, Coco can correctly reproduce
all of the celebrity rumours and inflammatory articles
on migrants, as well as wild speculations about the coronavirus.
However, not everyone is quite as enthusiastic about
Coco’s amazing abilities. Activists from animal rights
organisation PETA have been demanding an immediate stop
to the cynical experiment. They classify the test as an
exceptionally severe case of animal torture – unforeseeable
long-term psychological effects included.
Primatologists from the Oxford Institute of Cognitive and
Evolutionary Anthropology have been able to dispel these
concerns though: test chimp Coco has been refusing to read
The Sun for a few days anyway. He has unmistakably signalled
that the paper is no longer meeting his intellectual needs
as the articles use the same thinking pattern time and
again and incidents are reported in an unnecessarily
exaggerated and over-the-top style. Also, the occasional
half-naked girl in the paper is decidedly not hairy enough
for his taste.
According to the institute, Coco is now increasingly
indulging in another favourite pastime of his: throwing
his own faeces about."
German version here...Schimpanse liest BILD:
[www.der-postillon.com]
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
jbwelda
()
Date: December 23, 2020 04:40
I smell an Onion.
jb
jb
Re: The "Let´s Cheer Us Up" thread
Posted by:
MAF
()
Date: December 23, 2020 18:14
Created by the crew of the ship »Gísli Jóns« nearby Island.
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