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Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Mongoose ()
Date: June 1, 2007 21:23

And Howard Sprague would be holding court in Floyd's Barbershop, and here's a snippet of the conversation:

HOWARD: You know, of course, that those musicians that Brian Jones recorded in Joujouka were from Morocco.

FLOYD: Is that near Mt. Pilot?

HOWARD: No, Floyd, Morocco. It's a country in Africa.

FLOYD: Oh, well, then, NO, it couldn't be near Mt. Pilot. Did Brian Jones ever go to Mt. Pilot?

HOWARD: Uh, I don't think so, Floyd.

FLOYD: How about Calvin Coolidge? Now THERE'S a person who went to Mt. Pilot!

HOWARD: No, no, Floyd. We're talking about the Rolling Stones.

FLOYD: Calvin Coolidge was in the Rolling Stones?

HOWARD: AAAAUUUGGGGHHH! (runs screaming from barber shop)

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: June 1, 2007 21:25

Is Howard Borat's father?

"No Anchovies, Please"

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: sweetcharmedlife ()
Date: June 1, 2007 21:27

Lukester Wrote:
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> ....I think I'm gonna cry.....I thought this
> thread was dead!!!!


I thought Andy was dead.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: June 1, 2007 21:38

Nope, but Barney/Mr. Furley/Mick killed over recently.

"No Anchovies, Please"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-06-01 21:38 by Elmo Lewis.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Kurt ()
Date: June 1, 2007 21:42

Taking a look at the new photo of Ronnie of the home page,

Floyd : " Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh, Ronnie needs a hairrrrrrrrrrrrrcut."

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Lukester ()
Date: June 2, 2007 00:15

Mongoose Wrote:
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> And Howard Sprague would be holding court in
> Floyd's Barbershop, and here's a snippet of the
> conversation:
>
> HOWARD: You know, of course, that those musicians
> that Brian Jones recorded in Joujouka were from
> Morocco.
>
> FLOYD: Is that near Mt. Pilot?
>
> HOWARD: No, Floyd, Morocco. It's a country in
> Africa.
>
> FLOYD: Oh, well, then, NO, it couldn't be near
> Mt. Pilot. Did Brian Jones ever go to Mt. Pilot?
>
> HOWARD: Uh, I don't think so, Floyd.
>
> FLOYD: How about Calvin Coolidge? Now THERE'S a
> person who went to Mt. Pilot!
>
> HOWARD: No, no, Floyd. We're talking about the
> Rolling Stones.
>
> FLOYD: Calvin Coolidge was in the Rolling
> Stones?
>
> HOWARD: AAAAUUUGGGGHHH! (runs screaming from
> barber shop)


that's classic mongoose......you're from NC aren't you?....saw the Who in 1975 like I did, in G'boro?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Mongoose ()
Date: June 2, 2007 01:25

Yep....born in Hickory, NC. Lived in a little town outside Hickory called Granite Falls until I was six years old. I know that Mt. Airy is the real Mayberry, but Granite Falls was darn close, down to the Courthouse and the one gas station (at least, that's the way it was from 1956-1961 when I was there). All we need now is some Cheerwine, or a cold Sundrop, and some barbeque, and we'd be in business!

That show by the Who in Greensboro in '75 was a classic, I'm so glad I got to see Keith Moon live. Excellent concert. During the same year was my first Rolling Stones concert, also in Greensboro, during the Tour of the America's. The only other big Greensboro show in '75 that I missed was Led Zeppelin (my band had a gig that night, which meant grocery money), but friends tell me that that particular show was probably one of the worst five concerts the band ever performed, so I don't feel as bad!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: open-g ()
Date: June 2, 2007 01:44

>> Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
>> Posted by: open-g (IP Logged)
>> Date: March 1, 2007 04:02

>> A Zombie thread - been dead a few times, but it always comes back to life.


This thread seems to re-appear around full moon...........

kinda spooky ------------------------------------------------>wooooohooooha


Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: boston2006 ()
Date: June 2, 2007 01:44

You People are crazy ...........



But very amusing

Who would be Emmit ( the fix it man ) ?

I'd say Stu

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: June 2, 2007 04:45

Stu = Emmit

Who would be the crook that Buddy Ebson played?

Cohl? ALOldham? Klein?

Was the ex-pro quarterback (Opie's coach) the only black guy to ever appear?

"No Anchovies, Please"

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Lukester ()
Date: June 2, 2007 04:56

Mongoose Wrote:
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> Yep....born in Hickory, NC. Lived in a little
> town outside Hickory called Granite Falls until I
> was six years old. >


....small world, mongoose.....I know all about Granite Falls.....I live in a small college town in the mountains about an hour north of there....you can figure it out.....I got a speeding ticket in Granite Falls once, ugly story.....got locked up......it was not a friendly jail like the one in Mayberry, I'll tell you that!!!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: sweetcharmedlife ()
Date: June 2, 2007 04:56

Yep,this thread pops up every once in a blue moon. Which we currently have.....and might possibly explain Helter Skelter's posts.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: June 2, 2007 04:58

Lukester, let's try to keep jail stories in the past when we go to the ATL.

No need in adding to our legacy. Maybe a fall out of a coconut tree or something!

"No Anchovies, Please"

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Lukester ()
Date: June 2, 2007 05:06

.....Elmo, bro', don't you worry......there were extenuating circumstances, shall we say....but in the end I came out on top.....there shal be no jail stories resulting from our Atlanta trip, I can promise you that (unless you want a jail story)

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: June 2, 2007 16:33

Old stories are great. Let's just don't live any new ones! Big fun - oh, yeah. Jail - I hope not. Twice is enough for me. Overnight stays, BTW, no prison.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Mongoose ()
Date: June 2, 2007 18:35

Lukester....that small town in N.C. wouldn't have been Boone, would it? I spent my freshman year of college at Appalachian State. Dry county at the time, we used to have to hitch to Blowing Rock to get a pitcher of beer.

Sorry about the Granite Falls jail thing. I remember trying to hitch a ride back to ASU in 1974 in Hickory, and at the time my hair was parted down the middle and way down over my shoulders. Cars of crew cut guys with Confederate flag tattoos would change lanes just to flip me the finger before roaring off. ("Hey....thanks.....and you have a great day, too, OK?"). If it had not been for a fellow student who recognized me and stopped, I'd probably still be standing out there right now.

Another Mayberry thought....we've left out the women in this situation.

How's this.....Helen and Thelma Lou decide to take Anita Pallenberg and Marianne Faithful out shopping at Weaver's Department Store. Now how's THAT for a visual image......

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: June 2, 2007 19:20

Whoa! I forgot about Anita and Marianne arriving in Mayberry. Will they have to open a disco when Bianca hits town?

"No Anchovies, Please"

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Mongoose ()
Date: June 2, 2007 21:40

Only if Earnest T. Bass can be the D.J.

He can greet folks at the door, too.

"HOW DO YOU DO MRS. JAAAAAAAGGGGEEERRRRRRRR"

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: boston2006 ()
Date: June 3, 2007 00:25

Elmo Lewis Wrote:
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> Whoa! I forgot about Anita and Marianne arriving
> in Mayberry. Will they have to open a disco when
> Bianca hits town?


Anita and Marianne could be the 2 women with the real deep voices that Andy & Barney picked up in Mt. Pilot to make Thelma Lou and Helen angry .

Remember them ??

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: ChelseaDrugstore ()
Date: June 3, 2007 01:16

Elmo Lewis Wrote:
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> Why didn't the Stones have a cartoon like the
> Monkees and the Beatles?
>
>
> Ronnie = Woody Woodpecker?

And Keith as Wil E Coyote.
Jagger as Cruella de Ville
Charlie as Wimpy.
Maybe Bianca as Pepe le Pew

"...no longer shall you trudge 'cross my peaceful mind."

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: June 3, 2007 15:53

Otis - Bouncer at the disco?
Will Barney get a Saturday Night Fever suit?
Will Rafe Hollister supply the booze?

"No Anchovies, Please"

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: October 3, 2007 02:12

Aw gosh, Thelma Lou! It ain't Mayberry, but it almost is!

[www.cnn.com]


Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: October 3, 2007 03:25

Thanks, EG, for reviving this classic!

Ernest T. Bass and Phil Collins - seperated at birth?

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[tesla.liketelevision.com]



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-10-03 03:26 by Elmo Lewis.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Lukester ()
Date: October 3, 2007 04:16

....no, they are the same people, Elmo......Ernest T. Bass and Phil Collins

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: J.J.Flash ()
Date: October 3, 2007 04:49

they'd better get makin' more moonshine that's for sure!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: sweetcharmedlife ()
Date: October 3, 2007 05:03

Lukester Wrote:
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> ....no, they are the same people, Elmo......Ernest
> T. Bass and Phil Collins


I think ernie's a better drummer though Lukester.

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: April 14, 2008 03:46

Which is the better place to live - Mayberry or Mayfield (home of Beaver Cleaver)?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: whitem8 ()
Date: April 14, 2008 04:02

He'd shoot up with Aunt B before making an apple pie.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: April 14, 2008 04:24

Think Aunt B knows how to make shepherds pie?


Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: whitem8 ()
Date: April 14, 2008 05:13

She would after shooting up with Keith, that's for sure, but the rest of the episode would be Keith trying to explain what HP sauce is, and tyring to find it in Mayberry.

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