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Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: open-g ()
Date: March 1, 2007 04:02

A Zombie thread - been dead a few times, but it always comes back to life.

how far is it to Mayberry?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: March 1, 2007 04:04

open-g Wrote:
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> how far is it to Mayberry?

If Mayberry was real, about an hour's drive from Raleigh, North Carolina.


Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: 1cdog ()
Date: March 1, 2007 04:47

How far is Mayberry from Fancy Gap?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Beelyboy ()
Date: March 1, 2007 04:57


Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: March 1, 2007 05:35

Beelyboy Wrote:
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> [i82.photobucket.com]
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ROTFLMFAO!

I bet Barney does not have a diamond in his front tooth, though!


Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: March 1, 2007 16:23

I think Mayberry is based on the real life Mount Airy, NC. Lukester could tell you for sure.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Natlanta ()
Date: March 1, 2007 18:32

Mt Airy NC is correct.

If Devo went to Mayberry, Deputy Fife could sing that song "Nip It"...

You've got to nip it. Nip it good.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: 5string ()
Date: March 1, 2007 20:45

If Mayberry was real??????

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: March 1, 2007 21:27

It isn't?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: 5string ()
Date: March 1, 2007 22:44

Damn straight it's real! If only the rest of the world were! Cheers!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: March 1, 2007 22:57




Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: March 3, 2007 04:24

Otis - As important to Keith's image as Chuck Berry and Muddy?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Doctor Dear! ()
Date: March 3, 2007 06:48

Then one day Yoko Ono wanders into Mayberry and hooks up Otis.
They start an avant-garde group called 'Plastic Otis Band'.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: March 3, 2007 16:16

And everybody says, "Couldn't Otis get a better looking woman"?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: sweetcharmedlife ()
Date: March 3, 2007 17:44

I thought Lukester lived in Mayberry!

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: rbarnes00 ()
Date: March 3, 2007 17:49

Why didn't the Stones have a cartoon like the Monkees and the Beatles?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: March 3, 2007 18:41

Why didn't the Stones have a cartoon like the Monkees and the Beatles?


Ronnie = Woody Woodpecker?

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Mongoose ()
Date: March 3, 2007 19:14

Remember the episode when Opie decided to clean out the garage so his rock and roll band could find a place to rehearse? Andy thought a good name for the band would be "The Young Swingers" (Opie's response: "Uh....yeah.....thanks, paw...."), and they wound up being called "The Sound Committee" (great 1967 name).

So, with all that in mind....

Keith would hook up with Clifford, the "bad boy" guitarist in the band who Aunt Bee worried about Opie's association with, and would begin teaching him all about guitar and what it means to party 24/7.

The new band that would ensue would feature Andy with the classic ode to Barney:

"Oh my Barney
Oh my Barney
Had a key but couldn't
lock it
Had one bullet for his pistol
and he kept it
in his pocket!

"B" side would be Earnet T. Bass's classic rap "Jump in the fire, fire too hot, jump in the pot, pot to shallow, jump in the hallow......."

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: March 3, 2007 19:18

Earnest T. kinda looks like Phil Collins!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Mongoose ()
Date: March 3, 2007 19:33

And Clara, Aunt Bee's friend, was the one who decided to manage Opie's band, help them with rehearsals, money,etc.

Clara.....Mayberry's very own Andrew Loog Oldham!!!!

:-)

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: March 3, 2007 20:36

rbarnes00 Wrote:
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> Why didn't the Stones have a cartoon like the
> Monkees and the Beatles?

They didn't want to compete with the Archies!


Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: deadegad ()
Date: March 3, 2007 23:20

Keith would have a hot-sex romp with Aunt Bee while that dirty-old man Floyd the Barber peeked through the window.

Uhhh. . .. CHANGE THE CHANNEL, AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO IT QUICKLY!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-03-03 23:21 by deadegad.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: June 1, 2007 18:06

Eighty-one years old today!




Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Lukester ()
Date: June 1, 2007 18:16

....I think I'm gonna cry.....I thought this thread was dead!!!!

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Erik_Snow ()
Date: June 1, 2007 18:42

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-06-01 21:59 by Erik_Snow.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: 1cdog ()
Date: June 1, 2007 18:46

No hair implants for Keith.

Floyd just does the basic bowl clip.

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Mongoose ()
Date: June 1, 2007 21:06

I think the Darling Family (the Dillards in real life) could work up some blistering bluegrass versions of Stones tunes while Keith is in town.

Especially songs from Beggar's Banquet and Let It Bleed.

CHARLENE: "Don't sing THAT one, Keith, it always makes me cry......."

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: June 1, 2007 21:07

Thanks for reviving this, EG.

Would they recognize Keith with his 'stache?

"No Anchovies, Please"

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Lukester ()
Date: June 1, 2007 21:09

....Otis probably wouldn't recognize him.....nor would Floyd....but the others would.....

Re: What if Keith Richards walked into Mayberry?
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: June 1, 2007 21:10

Did Floyd come up with the fishing lures, feathers, etc. in Keef's hair?

"No Anchovies, Please"

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