A Zombie thread - been dead a few times, but it always comes back to life.

how far is it to Mayberry?

open-g Wrote:
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> how far is it to Mayberry?

If Mayberry was real, about an hour's drive from Raleigh, North Carolina.

How far is Mayberry from Fancy Gap?

Beelyboy Wrote:
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ROTFLMFAO!

I bet Barney does not have a diamond in his front tooth, though!

I think Mayberry is based on the real life Mount Airy, NC. Lukester could tell you for sure.

Mt Airy NC is correct.

If Devo went to Mayberry, Deputy Fife could sing that song "Nip It"...

You've got to nip it. Nip it good.

If Mayberry was real??????

It isn't?

Damn straight it's real! If only the rest of the world were! Cheers!

Otis - As important to Keith's image as Chuck Berry and Muddy?

Then one day Yoko Ono wanders into Mayberry and hooks up Otis.
They start an avant-garde group called 'Plastic Otis Band'.

And everybody says, "Couldn't Otis get a better looking woman"?

I thought Lukester lived in Mayberry!

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Why didn't the Stones have a cartoon like the Monkees and the Beatles?

Why didn't the Stones have a cartoon like the Monkees and the Beatles?


Ronnie = Woody Woodpecker?

Remember the episode when Opie decided to clean out the garage so his rock and roll band could find a place to rehearse? Andy thought a good name for the band would be "The Young Swingers" (Opie's response: "Uh....yeah.....thanks, paw...."), and they wound up being called "The Sound Committee" (great 1967 name).

So, with all that in mind....

Keith would hook up with Clifford, the "bad boy" guitarist in the band who Aunt Bee worried about Opie's association with, and would begin teaching him all about guitar and what it means to party 24/7.

The new band that would ensue would feature Andy with the classic ode to Barney:

"Oh my Barney
Oh my Barney
Had a key but couldn't
lock it
Had one bullet for his pistol
and he kept it
in his pocket!

"B" side would be Earnet T. Bass's classic rap "Jump in the fire, fire too hot, jump in the pot, pot to shallow, jump in the hallow......."

Earnest T. kinda looks like Phil Collins!

And Clara, Aunt Bee's friend, was the one who decided to manage Opie's band, help them with rehearsals, money,etc.

Clara.....Mayberry's very own Andrew Loog Oldham!!!!

:-)

rbarnes00 Wrote:
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> Why didn't the Stones have a cartoon like the
> Monkees and the Beatles?

They didn't want to compete with the Archies!

Keith would have a hot-sex romp with Aunt Bee while that dirty-old man Floyd the Barber peeked through the window.

Uhhh. . .. CHANGE THE CHANNEL, AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO IT QUICKLY!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-03-03 23:21 by deadegad.

Eighty-one years old today!

....I think I'm gonna cry.....I thought this thread was dead!!!!

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2007-06-01 21:59 by Erik_Snow.

No hair implants for Keith.

Floyd just does the basic bowl clip.

I think the Darling Family (the Dillards in real life) could work up some blistering bluegrass versions of Stones tunes while Keith is in town.

Especially songs from Beggar's Banquet and Let It Bleed.

CHARLENE: "Don't sing THAT one, Keith, it always makes me cry......."

Thanks for reviving this, EG.

Would they recognize Keith with his 'stache?

"No Anchovies, Please"

....Otis probably wouldn't recognize him.....nor would Floyd....but the others would.....

Did Floyd come up with the fishing lures, feathers, etc. in Keef's hair?

"No Anchovies, Please"