If The Stones decide to retire ______________





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They would play cricket.

then Keith can tell people the truth ... he's really a white cat. i.e, a white English guy



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Those are old sticks. The lads will likely be able to afford titanium shafts, more comfortable grips, and adjustable heads on the woods given that they may soon have a number one album.

Good point ...

Release a follow-Up to Blue & Lonesome ... White & Wealthy

Ha-ha too funny. I don't believe Keith or Ronnie could dress like that. But Mick and Charlie yes.

are you saying keith will die his hair again if he retires? seems a bit backward

...that todger story ain't true either ...



ROCKMAN

What happens to people when they play golf why do they wear such ridiculous outfits.

Nate

Mick said be wanted to be a nanny for Ronnie' s twin giris. He can be a nanny for his soon to be born baby

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Nate
What happens to people when they play golf why do they wear such ridiculous outfits.

Nate

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[ I want to shout, but I can hardly speak ]

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Rockman
...that todger story ain't true either ...

How do you know?

They retired in 1984.

Full circle

discounting the concerts since 2011, they admit to being in the studio 3 days, so theyve had approx 1822 days off since then. retirement woudnt be such a life change for them.

Surprise: The Stones' heads are pasted on the golfers' bodies.
As some of you probably guessed, I used Photoshop on this picture.
Besides the heads, I also made the middle guys' bodies considerably skinnier to look more like those familiar white skinny senior English guys' bodies.








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Wouldn't happen--the first time the ball landed near Keith's breakfast, he would shoot it!

Also, can't help but think that Stu would find this picture funny.
Anybody remember the name of the golf resort he tricked them into staying at while on tour (described in Life)?

"Nice bit of silk, Em."

Ha ha! I cannot imagine ever (even with this photoshop) Keith Richards in that outfit...but I got the joke.



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Amazing that Ronnie grew and that Keith tossed the ring.

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schillid
If The Stones decide to retire ...

Well they won't. I wrote to them and asked them not to, and they promised me they wouldn't. So there !

So can we now ceremoniously burn that ridiculous clothing ... that golfing s**t ?

[ I want to shout, but I can hardly speak ]

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schillid
Surprise: The Stones' heads are pasted on the golfers' bodies.
As some of you probably guessed, I used Photoshop on this picture.
Besides the heads, I also made the middle guys' bodies considerably skinnier to look more like those familiar white skinny senior English guys' bodies.

Charlie looks okay as does Keith and Ron ,but Mick's head looks too big for this guy's body ?

'Casino Bogey'

'Par... a shot (over) Woman'

Fore! Flicks

Mick Jigger

.....

Olly.

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treaclefingers
are you saying keith will die his hair again if he retires? seems a bit backward

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GasLightStreet
Amazing that Ronnie grew and that Keith tossed the ring.

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TheGreek
Mick's head looks too big for this guy's body

ANYTHING ELSE ?






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Posting photoshop faked pictures on IORR might be fun but in general I will not allow it. So any such posts will be deleted and/or closed.

Bjornulf