Tell Me :
Talk
AH!
how do you know that she was on the verge of throwing away the fag end? Do you have hidden cameras trained on The Forbidden Sanctuary?
Is it a correct assumption that the 100-year old ooh-la-la's were discovered elsewhere in your place and that this excavation is what inspired an all-out search? Or were the offending unders sticking out from a corner of the locked doors of The Forbidden Sanctuary?
you coulda told her that the ooh-la's are your MaMa's, but i do think it sounds like all your love's in vain.
Put everything back in your cabinet, and then lock it.
Find a scarf as similar to or identical to one that Keith has worn, a guitar pick used by Pete Townsend, and for Ronnie, let's just say any old tube of hair gel.
Burn incense, play "Talk is Cheap, "all the best cowboys have chinese eyes" and "i've got my own album to do" in their entireties. do not take your eye off the cabinet throughout this whole time. bathroom breaks are allowed but make sure the incense keeps burning.
Travel to Villefranc sur de La Mer (or whatever it is called.) This part is important. Don't skulk around Nellecote. The magic is in the beach sand. You'll need to wait for a full moon and then bury the cabinet, the scarf, the hair gel, and the guitar pick in the sand.
Sleep on top of the burial spot.
In the morning, dig up the cabinet. If your ritual has been accepted, the scarf, pick, and gel will all be gone and you'll have been successful and everything will be ok.
If the ritual failed, buy a Bill Wyman metal detector and search the beach for a nice piece of jewelry to get your girlfriend. His website accepts credit cards: [www.billwymandetector.com]
Hope this helps - please do let us know how it goes!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2015-06-11 20:48 by Turner68.
That would be a question for onlystones....too bad he's not around any longer...
Wasnt this a plot point of MAD MEN? Are you like Dick Whitman?
This is clearly the best response
ROFL I thank you!
Talk about your favorite band.
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Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
CloudCat
()
Date: June 11, 2015 20:11
Quote
treaclefingersQuote
with sssoul
Can't you just throw wads of cash at the problem and make it go away?
in the married world, we call that divorce
AH!
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
CloudCat
()
Date: June 11, 2015 20:21
Quote
MadMax
While I was at work my recently-moved-in-with-me fiancée worked her way into my locked cabinet ...and then she was on the verge of throwing away a cig fag that Ronnie throw to me at a gig in 2003 that only has been smoked by him and me.
.....
Her excuse was that she found some ladies lingerie but that is old stuff from 100 years ago and which I had completely forgotten about.
how do you know that she was on the verge of throwing away the fag end? Do you have hidden cameras trained on The Forbidden Sanctuary?
Is it a correct assumption that the 100-year old ooh-la-la's were discovered elsewhere in your place and that this excavation is what inspired an all-out search? Or were the offending unders sticking out from a corner of the locked doors of The Forbidden Sanctuary?
you coulda told her that the ooh-la's are your MaMa's, but i do think it sounds like all your love's in vain.
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
geordiestone
()
Date: June 11, 2015 20:32
This sounds like something Jeremy Kyle might want to tackle!!
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
Turner68
()
Date: June 11, 2015 20:45
Quote
MadMax
Hello felllow IORRians!!! I got a bit of a problem on my hand. While I was at work my recently-moved-in-with-me fiancée worked her way into my locked cabinet (locked for a REASON) and I strongly suspect that she played with some of my holy stuff like a pic personally given by Keith to me and another by Pete Townshend and then she was on the verge of throwing away a cig fag that Ronnie throw to me at a gig in 2003 that only has been smoked by him and me. What shall I do? I have given her hell now for 10 days regarding this. Is the magic worn out once a 3rd person has touched those holy things given to you by your heroes? Or am I overreacting?? Her excuse was that she found some ladies lingerie but that is old stuff from 100 years ago and which I had completely forgotten about.
Please if anyone of you have any advice on this feel free to share your feelings and experiences.
Put everything back in your cabinet, and then lock it.
Find a scarf as similar to or identical to one that Keith has worn, a guitar pick used by Pete Townsend, and for Ronnie, let's just say any old tube of hair gel.
Burn incense, play "Talk is Cheap, "all the best cowboys have chinese eyes" and "i've got my own album to do" in their entireties. do not take your eye off the cabinet throughout this whole time. bathroom breaks are allowed but make sure the incense keeps burning.
Travel to Villefranc sur de La Mer (or whatever it is called.) This part is important. Don't skulk around Nellecote. The magic is in the beach sand. You'll need to wait for a full moon and then bury the cabinet, the scarf, the hair gel, and the guitar pick in the sand.
Sleep on top of the burial spot.
In the morning, dig up the cabinet. If your ritual has been accepted, the scarf, pick, and gel will all be gone and you'll have been successful and everything will be ok.
If the ritual failed, buy a Bill Wyman metal detector and search the beach for a nice piece of jewelry to get your girlfriend. His website accepts credit cards: [www.billwymandetector.com]
Hope this helps - please do let us know how it goes!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2015-06-11 20:48 by Turner68.
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
Naturalust
()
Date: June 11, 2015 21:15
Pretty sure she was right in considering throwing out the cigarette butt. You by chance saving confetti from Stones shows too?
Basically I'd be delighted that she cares enough to want to know what you keep in the lock box. Give it a few years and she won't even notice you walking around the house dressed in that lingerie.
peace
Basically I'd be delighted that she cares enough to want to know what you keep in the lock box. Give it a few years and she won't even notice you walking around the house dressed in that lingerie.
peace
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
Rockman
()
Date: June 12, 2015 01:22
Does the lingerie still have a sexxxxy smell after a 100 years??...just curious
ROCKMAN
ROCKMAN
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
SomeTorontoGirl
()
Date: June 12, 2015 01:26
...smells like caviar.
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
BluzDude
()
Date: June 12, 2015 01:27
Quote
with sssoul
Can't you just throw wads of cash at the problem and make it go away?
That would be a question for onlystones....too bad he's not around any longer...
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
tauk
()
Date: June 12, 2015 01:27
Quote
SomeTorontoGirl
...smells like caviar.
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
Rockman
()
Date: June 12, 2015 01:29
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ..... well I guess that's better than dead cat
ROCKMAN
ROCKMAN
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
relms
()
Date: June 12, 2015 02:09
Quote
MadMax
Hello felllow IORRians!!! I got a bit of a problem on my hand. While I was at work my recently-moved-in-with-me fiancée worked her way into my locked cabinet (locked for a REASON) and I strongly suspect that she played with some of my holy stuff like a pic personally given by Keith to me and another by Pete Townshend and then she was on the verge of throwing away a cig fag that Ronnie throw to me at a gig in 2003 that only has been smoked by him and me. What shall I do? I have given her hell now for 10 days regarding this. Is the magic worn out once a 3rd person has touched those holy things given to you by your heroes? Or am I overreacting?? Her excuse was that she found some ladies lingerie but that is old stuff from 100 years ago and which I had completely forgotten about.
Please if anyone of you have any advice on this feel free to share your feelings and experiences.
Wasnt this a plot point of MAD MEN? Are you like Dick Whitman?
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
relms
()
Date: June 12, 2015 02:10
I do and herd of beers tooQuote
Munichhilton
Anybody want a sandwich?
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
nellcote'71
()
Date: June 12, 2015 05:15
Quote
Kurt
OK...
1) Let her try on the lingerie.
2) Give her a light to take ONE puff off of the cig fag.
3) Take a photograph.
4) Post it here and on as many social media sites as you possibly can.
5) Tell her to NEVER touch the Keith pic again.
6) Let all of us decide then if she's worth keeping.
This is clearly the best response
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
josepi
()
Date: June 12, 2015 08:11
First of all, remember this...she doesn't give a hoot about all the other stuff and is focused solely on the lingerie, just like the rest of us. It's way too late in the game now to come up with some lame excuse. At this point, the only way to resolve this mess is to take it up with Judge Judy and sue her for $4,000. Don't go and ruin your case by saying anything stupid. Let your fiance dig her own grave. Like this...
Just don't let it drag out or it will end up like this!
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 2015-06-12 08:44 by josepi.
Just don't let it drag out or it will end up like this!
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 2015-06-12 08:44 by josepi.
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
SonicDreamer
()
Date: June 12, 2015 12:06
MadMax,
(1) Did you leave the key in the locked cabinet?
(2) Did you explain to your woman about the locked cabinet and what was in it before she moved in?
If the answer is yes to (1) and no to (2), then I would say you are personally responsible for this mini-crisis.
If the answer is no to (1) and yes to (2), then I think as they say at Houston, "We have a problem," as she probably has lack of trust issues with you.
If things have gone pear-shaped this fast, it is a warning sign and you may consider whether it is best to cut your losses and bail out.
Realistically, if you invite a woman to move into your living space, don't be surprised if she wants to start to "overhaul" it and bring her "charming" feminine influence to bear on the space. If you did not reach any prior understanding through "negotiation" on what happens after she moved into your space, i.e. establish ground rules then you can't complain about her transgressing your boundaries. HINT, it is not longer "your" space.
Good luck!
Cheers,
SonicD
(1) Did you leave the key in the locked cabinet?
(2) Did you explain to your woman about the locked cabinet and what was in it before she moved in?
If the answer is yes to (1) and no to (2), then I would say you are personally responsible for this mini-crisis.
If the answer is no to (1) and yes to (2), then I think as they say at Houston, "We have a problem," as she probably has lack of trust issues with you.
If things have gone pear-shaped this fast, it is a warning sign and you may consider whether it is best to cut your losses and bail out.
Realistically, if you invite a woman to move into your living space, don't be surprised if she wants to start to "overhaul" it and bring her "charming" feminine influence to bear on the space. If you did not reach any prior understanding through "negotiation" on what happens after she moved into your space, i.e. establish ground rules then you can't complain about her transgressing your boundaries. HINT, it is not longer "your" space.
Good luck!
Cheers,
SonicD
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
MadMax
()
Date: June 12, 2015 13:26
Great inputs lads!!!!!!!!! It made me feel a helluva lot better. I need to go to Nellcote as soon as possible to perform the ritual though....
You're a rag trade girl, You're the queen of porn, You're the easiest lay on the white house lawn!!
You're a rag trade girl, You're the queen of porn, You're the easiest lay on the white house lawn!!
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
Nikkei
()
Date: June 12, 2015 13:31
...Get outta my life, go take my wife, don't come back?
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
SonicDreamer
()
Date: June 12, 2015 13:36
Quote
josepi
First of all, remember this...she doesn't give a hoot about all the other stuff and is focused solely on the lingerie, just like the rest of us. It's way too late in the game now to come up with some lame excuse. At this point, the only way to resolve this mess is to take it up with Judge Judy and sue her for $4,000. Don't go and ruin your case by saying anything stupid. Let your fiance dig her own grave. Like this...
Just don't let it drag out or it will end up like this!
ROFL I thank you!
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
MadMax
()
Date: June 12, 2015 13:37
SPOT ON!!!!
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
shattered
()
Date: June 12, 2015 21:17
[www.victoriassecret.com] and she will forget. As far as the other stuff, hide it real good.
Re: EMERGENCY Regarding the Trouble & Strife
Posted by:
mickschix
()
Date: June 12, 2015 23:52
Don't pick on anyone who saves confetti from Stones concerts!! I have a bag full!
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