Introducing Lisa: "what a wonderful dress... what cheap shoes".

I always thought it was cool on LYL when he said "Is Everyone feeling loose now, everyone feeling more relaxed?". So much cooler than performers who anthologize the audience and say stuff like "I cant HEAR You..." .



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roryg
How about the quip during the Chicago stand when,after pulling their stage out for hockey, he stated Monday would feature "the Rolling Stones on Ice"

damn, that's pretty funny

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franzk
Paris 2003 band introduction, Ronnie throws a banana skin:
"don't slide on this"

Mick actually said

"On the banana Ronnie Wood"

Ronnie then tosses the banana and Mick says

"What a gesture. Generosity. Slide on this."



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treaclefingers
is it that Mick found the condom lying next to the inflatable, far too tiny to fit it?

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Keep On Rolling

It figures that there was a condom for the inflatable penis. Jeez, I should have known..................

The whole bit from I believe Kansas 1975 is great, where he keeps telling the police to stop arresting people for smoking weed, and with Wood shouting 'fuvcking pigs' to them.

The 'Sergeant you just come up here, this ain't a security show' bit during TD from Wembley 1973 and Earls Court 1976 'if they want to walk down the aisle let them walk down the aisle' bit is great as well.

Mathijs

“The only reason we’re here is to make the Lakers look younger.” — while playing the Staples Center in May.

Listening to Hyde Park today, I thought it was funny when he introduced Lisa as '20 feet from something.'

Radio City Music Hall, benefit, 2006:

(looking at the white shirts of the gentlemen in front)

"This may be the most affluent crowd we've ever played for"....

(long pause, turning his back on audience, looking over his shoulder)...

"You could have seen us in Rio for free."

(bad ump bump!-- from Charlie)

~"Love is Strong"~

Texas(?) '72: "I can always sing 'Lady Jane' on me own".

Philadelphia(?) '72: "I love your dimes. I love your dimes, just don't throw 'em in me face. Thank you."

Perth '73: "On drums, Charlie Watts ... never misses a beat..." (apparent reference to the notorious botched 'Gimme Shelter').

Sydney '73: "Can you hear all the way in the back? If not, you just come down here and ask us to turn it up."

Brussels '73: "Merci, Keef. That was a good one."

Texas(?) '72: "Didn't even have time for no Cornflakes...."

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Mathijs
The whole bit from I believe Kansas 1975 is great, where he keeps telling the police to stop arresting people for smoking weed, and with Wood shouting 'fuvcking pigs' to them.

The 'Sergeant you just come up here, this ain't a security show' bit during TD from Wembley 1973 and Earls Court 1976 'if they want to walk down the aisle let them walk down the aisle' bit is great as well.

Mathijs

Awesomeness

And on that bootleg, from Arrowhead stadium, he says several times
something like...
"Is everyone sufficiently ripped, I hope you're all sufficiently ripped"
such a big word sufficiently, it funny... and he also says something like...
We can sure smell you all smoking and having a good time...
And he kind of sounds like he is having a pretty good, ripped time, too.


I have always thought Jagger had some great one liners, very funny,
all part of being the greatest, at least my favorite, showman ever.

Cheers Mick, YOURE THE BEST!...
and being funny, having fun, sharing the fun is a big part of it !



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'From Miles to Madonna and back.... Mr. Daryl Jones!!,'
Introducing Dartyl from 'Voodoo Miami '94' video, or something around the time?

LA 75 at one of the shows "No we're not in New York Keith" or Ft Collins "So far you've heard Reg from Watford"

"I've got nasty habits I take tea at three"

Voodoo Lounge SF as he sat down to play the piano in a glittery jacket he said he found some cocaine in the pocket when he put it on.

There's always a bottle of drinking water onstage now in case he gags.

I think his jokes reflects his personality. He is very dry and likes to spew sarcasms. Maybe he was a bit insecure when he grew up in Dartford?

San Diego '94: Would like to welcome all those coming from Tijuana, maybe one or two.

LA Bridges tour, something like...

"We're gonna have to turn the stage around tonight
because there are so many stars with back stage passes"

in toronto back in June Mick said" i was told not to mension The Mayor so i won't" . At that time the mayor was involved in some big scandal!

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roryg
How about the quip during the Chicago stand when,after pulling their stage out for hockey, he stated Monday would feature "the Rolling Stones on Ice"

damn, that's pretty funny

I thought so too!!

~"Love is Strong"~

"It's hotter than a Turkish taxi driver's jock strap."

>>in toronto back in June Mick said" i was told not to
mension The Mayor so i won't" . At that time the mayor
was involved in some big scandal!<<

During the May 25 show in Toronto he said they weren't going
to mention the mayor, they were "just going to crack right on
with the show" (the scandal was crack-cocaine related).

One of the funniest gags happened at the the 2002 Nov 6th show that I was at,
a large busted women tossed her huge cupped bra onto the B-Stage, caught on Mick's Stratocaster at the end of, "When The Whip Comes Down". Mick appeared to have trouble removing the bra at first, finally tossing it near Charlie's drums.
I can't remember if Mick said anything about it afterwords.

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angee
Radio City Music Hall, benefit, 2006:

(looking at the white shirts of the gentlemen in front)

"This may be the most affluent crowd we've ever played for"....

(long pause, turning his back on audience, looking over his shoulder)...

"You could have seen us in Rio for free."

(bad ump bump!-- from Charlie)

i was there for that one and it was a funny line on mick's part!