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At Hyde Park 1 : "Welcome to Mick Taylor, he played with us here for the first time in 1969, we found him in the pub and asked if he'd like to play in front of 250,000 people....."

A peach was that one ........... !!

[ I want to shout, but I can hardly speak ]

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O2 London first night: "All right in the cheap seats up there? Oh yeah, there aren't any."

To which the bloke next to me yelled "F**k off you millionaire c**t". Quite right.

To whom you in turn no doubt replied ........... "and why don't you also f**k off, you useless lazy good for nothing c**t that begrudges a measly £400 per ticket ? What's the matter with you" ?

OR .......... did you say nothing ???

[ I want to shout, but I can hardly speak ]

Band intro during "Still Life" Tour 1981 / 1982:-

"Keith, of course, is completely straight."

At Schüttorf 12 August 1995:-

"We like to welcome everybody here tonight on this ... field in the middle of nowhere really well."

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Band intro during "Still Life" Tour 1981 / 1982:-
"Keith, of course, is completely straight."

That was at the El Mocambo, actually - March 4th 1977.

Yup, that's it, do you have the paper one?

I always kinda liked this one



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dead.flowers
Band intro during "Still Life" Tour 1981 / 1982:-
"Keith, of course, is completely straight."

That was at the El Mocambo, actually - March 4th 1977.

What time on March 4th 1977?

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Band intro during "Still Life" Tour 1981 / 1982:-
"Keith, of course, is completely straight."

That was at the El Mocambo, actually - March 4th 1977.

Thanks a lot, sssoul, for putting this right, still hilarious the whole of that band intro.

But, how was the band intro during the "Still Life" tour, then? I don't remember.

1978 : sweet little 16; "tight dress and Tampax". I like this funny alteration of Chuck Berry's lyrics.
Rock and roll,
Mops

I always regarded the "whhoooo - Charley's good tonight" as sort of a gag...

In the movie Let's Spend The Night Together, during band introductions, "At 39 and holding, Bill Wyman!", when I believe it was well known by that time that Bill was a good deal older than the others.

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I always kinda liked this one

is it that Mick found the condom lying next to the inflatable, far too tiny to fit it?

The Barclays PPV concert: They call New Jersey the Garden State. I like a bit of irony.

Is/was the gorilla cape considered a gag?

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Is/was the gorilla cape considered a gag?

I don't know if that was the intention, but it sure made me laugh.

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Is/was the gorilla cape considered a gag?

I don't know if that was the intention, but it sure made me laugh.

Me too

Mick is so funny... he seems to have a lot of fun and it is fun to see.

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Band intro during "Still Life" Tour 1981 / 1982:-
"Keith, of course, is completely straight."

That was at the El Mocambo, actually - March 4th 1977.

The The Mocambo... great place.

There was no Still Life tour in 1981...

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dead.flowers
Band intro during "Still Life" Tour 1981 / 1982:-
"Keith, of course, is completely straight."

That was at the El Mocambo, actually - March 4th 1977.

The The Mocambo... great place.

There was no Still Life tour in 1981...

There sure was a tour in 1981. I went to two shows. Are you being picky because the album from the tour was called Still Life, not the tour itself?

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dead.flowers
Band intro during "Still Life" Tour 1981 / 1982:-
"Keith, of course, is completely straight."

That was at the El Mocambo, actually - March 4th 1977.

The The Mocambo... great place.

There was no Still Life tour in 1981...

There sure was a tour in 1981. I went to two shows. Are you being picky because the album from the tour was called Still Life, not the tour itself?

No, ha ha, not being picky, just that it wasn't the Still Life tour, it was the Tattoo You tour! Still Life came out in 1982 of course...

At the 1st Anaheim show (current tour) Mick said, "The main difference I've noticed between Los Angeles and Orange County is here in Orange County you have more dogs."

Paris 2003 band introduction, Ronnie throws a banana skin:
"don't slide on this"

- and having a quick fag behind the drums - Ronnie Wood! (Hyde Park 1)

(It's UK English for cigarette...enter Ronnie in a small cloud of smoke.)

A bunch of "so crap rugby jokes, they were funny" at the 2006 Cardiff Millenium show.............Wales

Intros............"how do you convert an atheist in Wales? take him to the Milenium Stadium and kick him between the goalposts"............silence..

Intros cont..........Introducing Jones the bass*, Ronnie 'up and under' Woods, Charlie - full back - Watts and Keith - JPR - Richards........

"hang on a minute Mick, we're not all sheep shagging rugby boys around here and half the crowd is English anyway and JPR (Williams) was famous for his 15 minutes in the early '70s"...............Ahhh but so old and out of touch, seriously funny................

*at the beginning of the last century there were so many Williams', Davies, Jones, Thomas's in Wales that people were known by their Surname and profession, if your name was Davies and you were a baker you were known as Davies the bread, Jones and you were a coalman, Jones the coal.......and so on.........

That little social ritual has now long since gone, believe it or not Mick, and we have got electricity now too, honest.........><



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A bunch of "so crap rugby jokes, they were funny" at the 2006 Cardiff Millenium show.............Wales

Intros............"how do you convert an atheist in Wales? take him to the Milenium Stadium and kick him between the goalposts"............silence..

Intros cont..........Introducing Jones the bass*, Ronnie 'up and under' Woods, Charlie - full back - Watts and Keith - JPR - Richards........

"hang on a minute Mick, we're not all sheep shagging rugby boys around here and half the crowd is English anyway and JPR (Williams) was famous for his 15 minutes in the early '70s"...............Ahhh but so old and out of touch, seriously funny................

*at the beginning of the last century there were so many Williams', Davies, Jones, Thomas's in Wales that people were known by their Surname and profession, if your name was Davies and you were a baker you were known as Davies the bread, Jones and you were a coalman, Jones the coal.......and so on.........

That little social ritual has now long since gone, believe it or not Mick, and we have got electricity now too, honest.........><

hence...Eddie the word

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A bunch of "so crap rugby jokes, they were funny" at the 2006 Cardiff Millenium show.............Wales

Intros............"how do you convert an atheist in Wales? take him to the Milenium Stadium and kick him between the goalposts"............silence..

Intros cont..........Introducing Jones the bass*, Ronnie 'up and under' Woods, Charlie - full back - Watts and Keith - JPR - Richards........

"hang on a minute Mick, we're not all sheep shagging rugby boys around here and half the crowd is English anyway and JPR (Williams) was famous for his 15 minutes in the early '70s"...............Ahhh but so old and out of touch, seriously funny................

*at the beginning of the last century there were so many Williams', Davies, Jones, Thomas's in Wales that people were known by their Surname and profession, if your name was Davies and you were a baker you were known as Davies the bread, Jones and you were a coalman, Jones the coal.......and so on.........

That little social ritual has now long since gone, believe it or not Mick, and we have got electricity now too, honest.........><

hence...Eddie the word

that's Byword the word I think you'll find........

How about the quip during the Chicago stand when,after pulling their stage out for hockey, he stated Monday would feature "the Rolling Stones on Ice"

How about "turn the lights on George; hey George, turn the lights on, George.." from 72 or 73

"Welcome to the breakfast show" - MSG 69.

Capitol Theater '78 - "Oh, Keith hasn't got a pick! Anybody got a pick for Keith?"