Re: The Stone You'd Most Like to Have Dinner With, and Why
Date: January 29, 2005 18:39
I'll stick with Ron, but I'd have to brush up on my British humour. I could see dinner with Ron as turning into a Peter Cook/Dudley Moore routine.
Ron: "And, for dessert, something special--frog and peach."
Me: "I thought you were vegetarian?"
Ron: "Yes, umm, well, you see, we scraped out the frog's insides, and peeled the peach, so it's a peach wrapped in frogskin".
Me, uneasily: "Oh, ahem, that makes it all kosher, then."
Ron: "Kosher? Sorry, no, we're not Jewish."
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2005-01-29 18:40 by bassplayer617.