I found this amusing - I dont know if this has been posted before, sorry if it has, but here we go.

"Personally, I kind of wish he would just die already, because his lifestyle has certainly taken its toll on my health." - Rosemary Velasquez

Check the Link:

[www.theonion.com]



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012-12-17 17:34 by seitan.

Yes, it has been posted before, but it still is very funny.
As long as everybody understands that it is on theonion.com, meaning it really is fake.

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Hi Seitan -- thanks for the link. The Onion is generally considered a humor magazine, so I kind of doubt this interview actually occurred.

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Hi Seitan -- thanks for the link. The Onion is generally considered a humor magazine, so I kind of doubt this interview actually occurred.

I dont believe it either, but I had never seen it before, so I had to post it, yeah its total rubbish..but really funny.

Never happened...Its the same type of story that was written about keith going
to a neighbors birthday party with a gun as a gift..

Clearly it never happened, The Onion is just a modern online version of MAD or Crack'd. They're very funny. I was sad when they're Comedy Central sports show got cancelled, it cracked me up.

She sounds like a disloyal employee. FIRE her and send her a one way ticket to Stockton California where she can pick onions for a living.

Kind of dissapointing that interview. I was really hoping for something more revealing and all I got was shite.

For God's sake, it's as fake as Mitt Romney's tax bill. The Oninoin as many have mentioned is a comedic publication. No employee of Richard's would be allowed to do such an interview while still in his employment and for that matter I would imagine that there would be strict clauses into selling stories after they leave his employment.

It's not even that funny, and could have been done so much better.

Satirical though, but stuff we've all heard before.

DOES ANYBODY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ANYMORE?
ONION= JOKE !

Yeah, I've read this before, it's a joke.

It could have been far funnier...not particularly well written.

Funny stuff. The Onion is great.

Or as fake as Obama's birth certificate!

A few other examples from the Onion about the Stones:

[www.theonion.com]

[www.theonion.com]

Love the "band finally releases finding of 30-year old research study on how come brown sugar tastes so good"