appreciate Dirty Work. Not that they seem to like any Stones so THEY CAN @#$%& RIGHT OFF.

You know when you see people and they immediately avoid eye contact?



There's a perfectly good reason for that.

Damn, you're mad, Max !

MadMax..yea'.. well mate i've got the sort of neighbours (Do-Gooders) that would look down their noses at ya' if ya' were to get a parking ticket..they'll think ya' a criminal..

.......show 'em da blade.....



ROCKMAN

Yeah, if I was REALLY pissed off at my neighbours, I'd play Dirty Work TOO!
But then I'd only end up hurting myself...it pays to maintain ones self control!

Your neighbors are smart.

Loog Droog, you mean when I caught a little spoiled brat sitting in the metro today with his dirty shoes on the seat, (surely he completely misunderstood Keith's claim from court in '67 about "we don't care about petty morals"),because only us, the salt of the earth who travels get our hard-earned trousers dirty cos of his shoes.

So I dotted him with my umbrella and told him and staredat himand he didnae look back, then when I was just about to get off the little f&%¤er puts his dirty shoes up again(!!!!????!!!! so I just "WHACK" whakedhimstraight in his troat and spat at him. C%¤t

Don't you all agree that a certain amount of the youth of today does NOT show older people respect?

This: was NOT supposed to be there but it kinda fitted in anyway. But I ain't joking.

Keith oughta gotravelaround Europe and the western world and show certain kids the blade (thanx Rockman) and learn youngsters to behave.

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Loog Droog, you mean when I caught a little spoiled brat sitting in the metro today with his dirty shoes on the seat, (surely he completely misunderstood Keith's claim from court in '67 about "we don't care about petty morals"),because only us, the salt of the earth who travels get our hard-earned trousers dirty cos of his shoes.

So I dotted him with my umbrella and told him and staredat himand he didnae look back, then when I was just about to get off the little f&%¤er puts his dirty shoes up again(!!!!????!!!! so I just "WHACK" whakedhimstraight in his troat and spat at him. C%¤t

Don't you all agree that a certain amount of the youth of today does NOT show older people respect?

He likely wanted to show you respect but was busy undergoing the tracheotomy from the crushing his 'troat' took from point side of your "brolly".

Play 'Sing This All Together (See What Happens)' instead.

Never mind "See What Happens," play 'em "Charmed Life" if you really want to punish them.

Play them Bill's "Monkey Grip" at 11. Your neighbors will soon be your ex-neighbors.

Did you know if you play the title song backwards, it say's.."we will never tour again, we will never tour again..."

Shouldn't "Neighbours" really be the song of choice?

And 71Tele, "I'm gong to stick to you like good ol' Monkey Grip glue."

Did you leave the cover out? They may have been turned off by the cover. It's a really bad kind of loud for The Rolling Stones.

Ya can't blame yer neighbs for not liking a total shit album though.

If you really wanna p-ss 'em off, play side 2 of Metallic KO by Iggy and the Stooges or any side of Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed at full blast. Under no circumstances will you be invited for Thanksgiving dinner!

The three common things neighbours fallout over..

- Barking Dogs
- Boundary lines
- Loud music especially if they're not into it

Not everyone shares our tastes in music, food and so on. It is these differences that makes the world a more interesting place and regrettably at times one prone to conflict when we disagree with others who do not share our views. Shitakunai desu yo.