Reading some comments on one post (or was it several) I was reminded of a quote from this brilliant album.

If I was with the writer of the post and I'd heard them say it I would have repeated the sublime "SS @#$%& bogey" - where SS stands for steam ship...

Absolutely still love Derek and Clive - outrageous, funny, silly - what else do you need?

Anyone else into this here?

When I was walking down the street one day, I saw a house on fire.....

. . . there was a man shouting and screaming from an upper storey to the crowd that was gathered there below . . for he was so afraid . . .

Hey citadel, are you talking about one of Winston's bogeys?

He threatened @#$%& with it!

Were you or were you not down the lav? You articulated the sentiment that you were down the lav . . . . .

Derek: So, I pulled up my trousers .....

Clive: they were dahn, were they?

"I tell you, four years ago I done about, must have been about five and half pounds of crap in my trousers, 'cause they weighed it later at the forensic laboratories. An-n-nd, the pong from that was @#$%& staggering!

Bob Dylan eat your heart out. You may written Desolation Row but you could never have written something of the quality of this!!

And I said to him (bv), with all the dignity I could muster, "Is this any way to run a @#$%& website ballroom?"

No offence bv - you are a legend!

I don't like them or any of the material that they ever produced. This is probably because I think they are a right pair of f@#$%&g c@#ts!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2014-09-07 00:45 by Valeswood.

I was privately educated, and love their routine involving Sir & Wiggins, and Sir got jolly batey.......and Sir wiped my bottom clean with brasso

Sooo..if I see a travel brochure offering a cruise to Majorca on a bogey?