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humanriff77
Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa usually stops after 3 ho's
And............
Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa's sack eventually gets empty
thats a good one .i vote for your joke being the most funny joke on this thread.Quote
sweetcharmedlife
Lil johnny hears some noise coming from his parents bedroom and goes to investigate..he peeks into his parents room and see's his parents having sex..when his dad looks over and see's lil johnny standing there he yells at him to close the door and go to his room...lil johnny closes the door and runs to his room...later on after his parents finish what they were doing his mom goes downstairs to the kitchen and lil johnny comes up to her and asks "what were you and dad doing up there"..she looks at him and says "you know johnny your dad has a big belly and I was jumping up and down on it to try and flatten it out"..lil johnny looks at her and shrugs his shoulders and says "mom I dont know why you would waste your time doing that when everyday when you leave for work the lady next door comes over and blows it right back up".
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SwayStones
I guess that's how to get a hooker these days?
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Jack Sparrow hit Mick and Keith with a parrot, so he killed two stones with one bird/quote]