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Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: kleenex ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:38

Expensive Swinos
Its only sausage roll but i like it
Whole trotter love
Sty & the family stone
Hog on the tyne
I feel swine
Flu are you

let em roll baby

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: kleenex ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:43

a bigger banger
i don't want to pork about it
@#$%& flues
crackling rosie

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: kleenex ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:44

pork is cheap

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: kleenex ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:46

piggy stardust and the spiders from sars

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: NICOS ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:49

I can't get no swinefaction

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: kleenex ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:51

babe i'm going to leave you

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: kleenex ()
Date: April 29, 2009 01:55

its only hock n roll
rock around the hock

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: NICOS ()
Date: April 29, 2009 02:10

I'm the swine goo goo choo

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: April 29, 2009 02:21

The Coasters - Im A Hog For You Baby

I'm a hog for you baby, can't get enough of your love
When I go to sleep at night that's what I'm dreaming of

One little piggie went to London
One little piggie went to Hong Kong
This little piggie's comin' over your house
'Cause it'll love you all night long

One little piggie ate pizza
One little piggie ate potato chips
This little piggie's comin' over your house
Gonna level with your sweet lips



ROCKMAN

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Rockman ()
Date: April 29, 2009 02:28

Otis Redding - Hawg For You


I'm a hawg for you, baby
I'm gonna root all around your door
I'm a dirty hawg for you, baby
And I'm gonna keep on rootin'
All around your door, baby, now now
I'm gonna keep on rootin', baby
Till I can't root no more
I got rockin' pneumonia, asiatic flu
I got something to tell you, baby
I wanna sock it to you
Hawg for you, baby
And I'm gonna rock all around your door
Keep on rootin', rootin'
Rootin', root, baby, yeah
Till I just can't root no more
Hawg for you, baby
Hawg for you, honey
They say I'm a dirty man
But I'm doin'the best I can
They say I don't do none right
But I'm gonna make love all night, huh
I'm a hawg for you, baby
And I'm gonna root all around your door
Keep on rootin', mama
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord
Till I just can root no more
Let's take it home, boys, oh yeah


.......



ROCKMAN

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: April 29, 2009 02:37






Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: sweetcharmedlife ()
Date: April 29, 2009 02:41

If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way
through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: ROLLINGSTONE ()
Date: April 29, 2009 09:21

Some of the above are just sooooooooo hammy...


eye rolling smiley

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Urban Wheel ()
Date: April 29, 2009 13:55

I've got the flue for you
Ventilator Flues
Hobo flues

'Doo doo doo Heartbreaker'

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Come On ()
Date: April 29, 2009 14:29

The Spider and the Flu

2 1 2 0

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: sirdoug ()
Date: April 29, 2009 14:39

Stray Pig Blues
Midnight Roaster
I'm A King Pig
Walking The Pig
Short and Curly Tail

ok...now I'm making myself sick

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Silver Dagger ()
Date: April 29, 2009 14:49

Boy to feed my swine!!

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: guitarbastard ()
Date: April 29, 2009 14:55

no joke. yesterday in the supermarket. something like fugo for beginners! ;-)
tasted very good!


Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Edith Grove ()
Date: April 29, 2009 15:09

Nothing like a good, old-fashioned pig race!

Place your wagers everyone. Event #3 is the best!






Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: April 29, 2009 15:28

This thread stinks. drinking smiley

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: shortfatfanny ()
Date: April 29, 2009 15:32

PORKS HEAD SOUP



extended & remastered


Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: nanker phelge ()
Date: April 29, 2009 15:40

Coming down again (with the flu)
Star Porker
I (h)am Waiting
Miss (H)Amanda Jones

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: ROLLINGSTONE ()
Date: April 29, 2009 16:22

All Down The Swine.

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: nanker phelge ()
Date: April 29, 2009 16:33

Swine is on my side
Out of swine
Red Red swine

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Bingo ()
Date: April 29, 2009 16:55




Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: Elmo Lewis ()
Date: April 29, 2009 17:01

Swine flew? When pigs fly.

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: yorkey ()
Date: April 29, 2009 18:21

Swine A Light







...not much of a joking matter though



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2009-04-29 18:47 by yorkey.

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: harlito1969 ()
Date: April 29, 2009 19:06

This whole thing is turning into a joke.

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: T&A ()
Date: April 29, 2009 19:10

the flu is not a joking matter, but this panic or whatever is....thousands of peeps die of influenza EVERY YEAR. There's nothing so far to suggest there's anything out of the ordinary this year....

Re: Swine Flu Jokes
Posted by: harlito1969 ()
Date: April 29, 2009 21:16

Quote
T&A
the flu is not a joking matter, but this panic or whatever is....thousands of peeps die of influenza EVERY YEAR. There's nothing so far to suggest there's anything out of the ordinary this year....

Thank you very much! The first sane words on the subject I've heard in 3 days.

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