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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: WMiller ()

Date: April 29, 2009 21:39

Oh Geez. You know we're in trouble if T&A is the sane one!

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: T&A ()

Date: April 29, 2009 21:45

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WMiller
Oh Geez. You know we're in trouble if T&A is the sane one!

and the voice of reason....and the whiner par excellence....and phillesh....and the doer of evil deeds....and bv's able assistant....

....well, suffice to say we're just in trouble....

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: Rockman ()

Date: April 30, 2009 00:47

ROCKMAN

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: Rockman ()

Date: April 30, 2009 07:49

The Australian ........

ROCKMAN

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The latest WHO statement on swine flu...

Posted by: open-g ()

Date: May 1, 2009 01:59

The latest WHO statement on swine flu...

"My Generation Won't Get Flued Again"

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: Markdog ()

Date: May 1, 2009 02:42

Got Flu If You Want it

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: Bingo ()

Date: May 1, 2009 03:01

Stella Flu

Lyrics: Robert Hunter
Music: Jerry Garcia

All the years combine
They melt into a dream
A broken angel sings
From a guitar

In the end there's just a song
Comes crying up the night
Through all the broken dreams
And vanished years

Stella Flu
Stella Flu

When all the cards are down
There's nothing left to see
There's just the pavement left
And broken dreams

In the end there's still that song
Comes crying like the wind
Down every lonely street
That's ever been

Stella Flu
Stella Flu

I've stayed in every blue light cheap hotel
Can't win for trying
Dust off those rusty strings just one more time
Gonna make them shine
It all rolls into one
And nothing comes for free
There's nothing you can hold
For very long

And when you hear that song
Come crying like the wind
It seems like all this life
Was just a dream

Stella Flu
Stella Flu

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: No Expectations ()

Date: May 1, 2009 03:04

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T&A
the flu is not a joking matter, but this panic or whatever is....thousands of peeps die of influenza EVERY YEAR. There's nothing so far to suggest there's anything out of the ordinary this year....

So far.................................

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: Edith Grove ()

Date: May 1, 2009 03:23

Where is the love on this thread ?

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: Roadster32 ()

Date: May 1, 2009 10:51

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2009-05-01 10:52 by Roadster32.

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: yorkey ()

Date: May 1, 2009 11:14

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yorkey
Swine A Light

Swine A Light... on Flu-Ray DVD!

sorry... I just couldn't resist adding to it. grinning smiley

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: squando ()

Date: May 2, 2009 13:41

"i don't want to pork about it"
"piggy stardust and the spiders from sars"
"babe i'm going to leave you"

Ahh kleenex you fkn kill me. That's some funny stuff mate esp the Bowie bit.

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Re: Swine Flu Jokes

Posted by: HelterSkelter ()

Date: May 2, 2009 19:25

SWINE FLU JOKE:

Q. Which way had the swine flu?

A. West

oh yeah !!! smiling smiley