sorry, that comment was meant to follow rocksaurus's post.... shame on me, but these puerile posts are somewhat contagious....
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depends whether she eats a lot of baked beans or not....
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Hello, ipodeans!!!! Just came home from my holiday. Sadly I lost my footing on a boat one day and fell sideways down wooden stairs and have the most amazing bruise on my left buttock to prove it (if I knew how to put pictures onto threads, I'd do it, it's a real beauty!). Anyway, in the same crash I dropped my 60GB ipod and (as if that wasn't enough ) additionally stepped on the
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OK, Lorenz, I'm afraid that in that case you can't be my second toy-boy.... :-( I'd love to stay and chat until the cows come home, but I'm off to Tobago diving for a week. Tough life,I know, but someone's got to make these sacrifices..... Take care, everyone....
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So do I, Gazza, me toy-boy.....
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melillo, go out and get a fecking life, Honey......
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I love the "A BIGGER BAG" or "GLADDER BLADDER" suggestions, keep them rolling in..... Was it not Rockman who posted a few months ago about a device you attach to your willy (if you have one handy, that is,but I personally tend to leave my husband at home) when you're wearing those waterproofs that reach up to your ears, while swimming down a river inside an inflated ty
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It annoys the hell out of me, too, Debra. I've had a few concerts momentarily ruined by inebriated twats pouring beer over some part of my anatomy or other..... What we should do is suggest a ban on drinking beer for people not previously fitted with a catheter up their dick. Seems strange that Mick hasn't thought of it before me, what a wonderful marketing oportunity they are missi
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Hello fellow IORReans ...I am just barely within telephone reception for a few hours in the deep Southern Red Sea on a boat, and was lying in the sun after the first dive, listening to Sweet Black Angel on my ipod, when a boat suddenly tied up next to ours at the same mooringline. Took my earphones out to go grab a bottle of water , and think "I know that song"....someone was playin
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How much can you spend, Darlin???
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Same here, is it due to that new copy protection thingy???? Will all CDs from now on be like that???? Is there a way around it??? Otherwise you have to buy the damn CD and pay again to load the same CD onto your ipod..... Any computer nerds out there? ere? re? e? ?
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....OK, Boys, due to unexpected public demand.... Paula Yates was Sir Bob Geldorf's wife. She used to present an excellent cutting-edge music programme on TV with Jools Holland. Then she was on a whacky TV morning programme called "The Big Breakfast", in which she used to interview celebrities while lying with them on her bed and outrageously flirting with them. One of those in
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And do you know who the last person to @#$%& an Aussie and comne back with the ashes was ???? Paula Yates
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The Sunday Telegraph originally commissioned this article. It appeared this last weekend and had some nice photographs in it.... KillRill: do you not think as well that Mick saying about Marianne Faithful"she was never dame material" is a bit of a bitchy hit "under the beltline"????
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I really hate to give his secret away, 69-72, but Bono had a girlfriend at the time who happened to sit next to my niece in school. She was from Spanish origin, her maternal grandmother coming from the village of Mojacabezas in Andalucia. She knew of an old mediaeval "cure" that had been passed down from generation to generation, and they both decided to give the ancient recipe a try. F
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What? You're in Tibet? Now that Meg White is coming to Europe? Are you out of your mind?????
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Why do some of you always feel compelled to make any thread into a deeply personal affair???? Has noone ever read Bjornulf's constant appeals to all of us NOT to get personal??? And I must agree with Mathijs, he may be an argumentative pain in the arse sometimes, but if you really think about it, he's ALWAYS right in his arguments and sticks to FACTS born from a deep understanding o
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What are principles in life for but to be broken? After an excellent doobie last night my evil twin sister bid and got two tickets on ebay (roughly 80% above face value) . Sure hope she didn't go down on Bono as well, though, I'd lose all the respect I still have for her if she had.... Aaaanyway, I'll see them in Manchester on November 17th, so that's something to look forwar
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If anyone has scored any tickets for their upcoming European Tour and has a spare one, I'd be delighted to buy it off them. Sadly I don't have anything to trade for it. Thank you, Johanna
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Feck-Feck-Feck! I worked without interruption until 9pm last night, never made it to ckeck my emails in time, and it turns out that of all days yesterday was the day the tickets for the UK tour went on sale. I've never seen them and this time I really wanted to catch them...By the time I got home at 10pm they had totally sold out for the entire UK tour. But guess what? There are dozens of
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T&A: I happen to be a woman, Sweetheart.... (could I possibly have been taking the piss????....) Dennis: please don't let us get at you!!!.....but if you really wanted to find a more uptight group of people than us, you would possibly have to enter a warzone... And Phil Collins rules what? The Realm of fat, short, bald men ?????
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I SOMETIMES WISH I HAD A WIFE. I COULD COME HOME AT NIGHT TO A TIDY HOUSE AND A NICE WARM DINNER. AND EVERY SO OFTEN I WOULD ASK HER WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT A NEW RS SONG..... LIFE'S A BITCH.....
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I read about a book per week all year round, mainly but not exclusively fiction. Consequently, my loft is absolutely overflowing with books, and we've run out of wall space to put up any more book shelves. So, if you send me your address by private email, I shall send you a nice "student parcel" of books to take on your greek "hols"... Johanna
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I can judge sex after one time, but not songs. This one seemed alright, it didn't blow me away, but it sounded kinda nice. I guess it will grow on me...
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You lot remind me all of the kids that rummage through their parents' cupboards , tracking down all their potential christmas presents in all their hidden places and then are really disappointed on Christmas Day when there is absolutely no surprise left at all... What is the point of all of this???? Are you tryin to show off the "insider connection", or the fact that you know
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Does anyone have this book??? I just went onto his website, and you can buy any of his stuff (to my absolute thrill also "Willie and The Poor Boys", my boyfriend got custody of that one when we split 4 million years ago... ) It also caught my attention that you can buy three different versions of some of his books: a) unsigned 15£ b) signed 25£ and c) "personalized&q
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You have to lock out the fear. If you don't, then they won.
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Thanks, everyone ! So, do I understand correctly that the director filmed it while being under the influence, that it's a documentary without a script, and that you have to watch it under the influence so you don't notice there's no bloody storyline at all??? And that the stewardesses on the flight passed around scantily-clad women instead of bags of potato crisps?? And that mos
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What is it like?... Johanna
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I was wondering.... why are boys always so obsessed with length??? Do you boys go around through life measuring EVERYTHING??? I love a lot of those songs, but I wouldn't have a clue how long they are....
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