In yesterday's paper there was an article about the new movie about BJ's death. In it the journalist mentioned how people were complaining about the actor who plays MJ not looking at all like the real MJ, etc, and other little details that only a true fan would even know about. These people were referred to as "trainspotters", which is a fairly derogatory remark in the UK. It
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I have gone off alcohol, because the ensuing headaches really aren't worth it. But I've always loved the song with the refrain that goes "One bourbon, one scotch, one beer..."
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Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have spotted it.
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ps: the maida vale or anything live by the WS would be lovely , thanks,Gazza. (BobM kindly mailed me last year's Glastonbury on DVD, which is great! Will you look out if any of the live UK performances get uploaded to poundsterlingadozen etc???I'm hopeless, as you know...)
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I know, Gazza, but I think that that particular photograph would have proved too much for my cyberfreedomlicense around here..... DD: you're spot on, the man's a bloody genius,and they both just blow you away live, and the weirdest thing is that none of it feels rehearsed at all!!!!! (But, am I the only one wishing he outgrows his marimba-phase by the next album????? If this was a W
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Blackpool's Empress Ballroom was a fantastic setting for them,I thought, an old-fashioned concert hall built in 1896, and despite the chandeliers,alcoves etc. the modern stage fitted beautifully and the setting was nothing short of magical. Very civilised, too, where can you legally smoke in a concert hall nowadays??? I REALLY enjoyed myself, it was a fantastic performance, raw, unpolished
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I caught them last night at the Empress Ballroom in Blackpool, has anyone else seen them on this tour???
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I;m sure Keith is a better judge of his character than any one of us, so I'll acacept the "arsehole" tag as true. I'd bring back WA Mozart.
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Debra, you are very right, but have you ever stopped and thought how your own life would change if you were suddenly famous overnight??? The one thing that I value most in my life besides health , friends, daughter, husband, etc...is the fact that I am an absolutely anonymous entity. Noone recognises me on the street or supermarket, there are never paparazzi camped outside my door, therefore I
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I cannot believe no one has said STICKY FINGERS yet....
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that figures, and it isn't what I meant, cc.... He said himself in the interview that he tends to have just ten or so "workhorses" (all of whom have names, he referred to a '56 guitar as "Malcolm" or "Norman", one of those oldfashioned men's names). Other guitars are simply no good for touring, they may be too delicate , others may give too much feedb
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The knowledge of some of you is absolutely humbling... I just wanted to comment (sorry to butt in) that I just listened to Keith's interview on BBC2 on the way home from work. The lady journalist asked him how many guitars he actually possesses, and he first said 2000, and later said it may be about 1500, he doesn't really know for sure, he just gets them given and they go off to "
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What a fantastic thread... The absolute best: The ideals of a national health system for everyone and workers paying into a pension scheme to be able to retire in old age! The absolute worst: salad cream (yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!) But after living 15 years in England I have to say that the absolute weirdest thing is when you accidentally hit someone's
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Kyle M : where the heck have you been???? And are you by any chance referring to the email you sent demanding your $20 back ??????? (now that the secret has been revealed, you may change your signature....)Well, you did miss a lot of fun yesterday, sadly the really hilarious parts late at night have been eaten by morality cybermice.... The good news is : I haven't killed any beavers toda
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Whales anatomically lack a beaver and by nature tend towards slight beaver-envy, on top of that they are in severe danger of extinction, so I'll let you off..... If "censorship" would erase any post without an added value, then this website would be reduced to roughly 1% of its actual contents! I personally don't see any added value in posting the umpteenth thread about
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I think I'm gonna be sick...... I started an American sports thread! Pass the emeticum! Good night, some of us live in the First World and make a living and therefore need some sleep! POST SCRIPTUM FOR GAZZA : The answer to the riddle lies in Maths. I haven't seen them all yet, therefore I can't say with 100% certainty whether all girls have a beaver or not. Can you?
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ps: atta boy, Lapetomane!!!!!
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Gazza Darlin' Who spends more time surrounded by large groups of girls undressing and showering in groups before and after sports events, you or me???? When I say "most" I mean "most".....
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Dear Boys, pretty please piss off to another thread or start your own if you want to discuss some american sport in abbreviations , as no one here can follow what you're talking about... This thread is addressed to Bjornulf, and it relates not to "The Beavers" (some american sports team), but to "the beavers", as in found between most girls' legs. Thank you
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I can recall reading a posting by yourself just a day ago where you were as "pleased as Punch" about not having had to erase any threads for a while.... I know you do a full-time job while following the Stones, besides running this fantastic website and trying to keep a lid on offensive posts, general loutishness and kindergarten-infights, and I have only deep respect for the way you
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petition: please sign if you, too, would like Miss U to disappear back into whichever hole she had crawled into for the last few months, instead of posting book-sized and catalepsy-inducing articles about Brian Jones conspiracy theories for the umpteenth time Johanna Message from the iorr editor: Please do not post long subject text. It will mess up the for
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A fantastic post, I agree.... So, my next question to everyone at this board would be: WHY DOES EVERYONE GIVE MATHIJS SUCH A FECKING HARD TIME WHEN HE SAYS THE EXACT SAME???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Naaaah, Bars, he's just getting distracted by the tits of the blonde in the first row....
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Baboon Bro: You obviously lack the ability of having a logical, sensible discussion without bringing irrelevant polemic into it. So, rather than waste my precious time and articulate thoughts on you, I think that I'll go to sleep. Carry on hating Amsterdam, women, red light districts, whatever you wish. I'm going to bed and shall wake up still loving Amsterdam... Goodnight and all
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...dankjewell, Rik ! (sorry about the probably wrong spelling!). Baboon Bro: I think I have a scientific magazine somewhere in the loft which has extensive articles about the pros and cons and the perceived risks. But my quoting of the " 0% heroin addicts over 40 years of age " comes from a BBC programme a few years back that followed the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police i
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As far as I know, no other "democratic" country in the whole wide world can boast with a statistic of having 0% of heroin addicts under the age of 40 in their population, I think that this fact in itself talks volumes about how the dutch drug policy WORKS.(and it doesn't mean the all overdosed, it just means that by letting youngsters experiment with hash you don't expose them
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POST SCRIPTUM: (1) My sincere and full apologies to all of those unfortunate men who for whichever reason are unable to get laid!!! No offence intended, honestly..... However, have you tried an oldfashioned wank instead??? (Alas, no need to pay, no need to say pleasantries, and from the health point of view 100% safe!!!!) (2) Baboon Bro: you were either in the wrong place at the wrong time
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Well, in my limited experience, other people's wives and girlfriends tend to also take VISA and Master but don't generally give them venereal diseases.... ;-) However, I think you are missing the point of Amsterdam a bit. I live in England and tend to hang out in Amsterdam on average three times a year for a long weekend or so. What makes Amsterdam so great is the dutch philosop
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Sweet Black Angel RS Loving Cup RS The Spider and the Fly RS Stray Cat Blues RS Love Hurts Gram Parsons and Emmilou Harris (oops, I guess this one defines me as a "girlie"...) Thank you Led Zep Saint of Me RS Sympathy for the Devil RS Cannonball Damien Rice Live with me RS
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to orange cow: Is the Ketamine you take the normal injectable solution that all vets have in their cupboards? (Ketanest, Ketaset...100mg/ml injectable solution) Do you take it in injectable form? Or do you swallow it?? And what amount in milligrams do you take to get high? And how does the high feel??? I can only recall reading once that it gave you an "out-of-body-experience", wh
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