So my wife tells me she's a loser in love...I said, well now you've got me honey...ha, ha. She says...great, now I'm a complete loser....yikes..I get NO respect...no respect..
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Yea, I get NO respect...my wife...yea...on our wedding night....she's screaming...oh my god, it's so big!....it's so big!....then I realized she was talking about my nose....
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What's left on this earth after a nuculear holocaust? Only cockroaches.....and Keith Richards
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OMG...this stuff is so funny, new to us at least, but we gave always loved Rodney from afar.....so my wife is loving this shit... My wife and I have been happy for 20 years....then we met...ha, ha. Oh my God, funny shit Keep it coming IORR people....LOVE RODNEY!!!!!!!!!!!! Lips
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God this stuff is good....any more? My wife even chuckled at a few of these one liners...bring 'em on. Let me tell 'ya....my wife, my wife....let me tell ya.... Ha, ha... Lips
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I love both bands.....I can play Beatles tunes at a party and everyone loves it, clean, fun...Stones people love...a bit more provocative but people also love their tunes. Stones were just a bit more edgy, Beatles a bit more poppy, but both found their niche and contributed - I go 60 Beatles / 40 Stones....as far as the average listener..........me, totally Stones - so be it......as a pianist I
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My wife, my wife...not the best cook if you know what I mean, the flies in our neighborhood took up a collection to buy a new screen door for our house...... ha, ha.... Bring it one IORR folks...got to love Rodney
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ha, ha, ha...this stuff is soooo great - I know this thread won't last long since it's not STONES chat, but stones fans have a sense of humor of course so bring a few more classic Rodney lines on please before this thread fades away.....very funny stuff. We all need a good laugh these days Lips
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Are Stones fans also fans of the Rodney Dangerfeild? I got a couple but need some more material.... Yeah, my wife....she says she wants to have sex in the back seat of our car...I'm thinking, yeehaa....problem is, she wants me to drive..... My wife's put a little weight on lately.....yeah, the other day I caught her outside ironing her clothes on the driveway.... Anyone else h
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I hinted that IORR has advised me of some solutions....so have your food tested honey..... Ha,ha...not really. I say 'what's wrong with my boys???? She says 'they're not black enough..... I say 'you must be kidding, Mick's the blackest white man alive and/or the whitest black man alive - either or.....she laughed, there's hope. Just had Some G
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Well, she likes stuff like Joni Mitchell, Stevie Wonder, Jackson 5, Al Jareau, Chaka....etc. Kind-a cool when she drinks wine and dances around the house...I don't complain...but NO more Stones - maybe in the garage?....wait a minute, this is my house, she can go out to the garage and listen to that stuff, I'll have my vodka-tonic and crank our favorite band....this is my house, ha ha.
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Right now ....The Thrill is Gone...BB cranked....ah,....we'll survive....
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Any advice ....when your wife of 25 years finally declares...I don't even like the stones....my jaw dropped... Any advice...other than drinking myself to death...??? I have Sticky cranked right now...she's gone for a while...ouch... Help, Help.....
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Stevie Ray right now.....how Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, Life By the Drop...this stuff is getting better all the time. Where will our favorite band come in on this? We think there's a stones in the top 10..... Again, we know this is NOT the definitive list, but none-the-less, fun. Stevie rockin' right now - album is 'Sky Is Cryin' at about #90 or so? Lips
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Skipstone...love that observation - couldn't agree more. That's the beauty of this 'dumb count down' it's provocative.... Jethro Tull now about #96....Aqualung??? Lips
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Just a quick update ....for what it's worth. AC/DC's Dirty Deeds just played about about #97. Very fun as they played some 'deep cuts' and totally rocked for those of us that don't own all these albums, totally rocked. Pretty neat idea to get away with just NOT playing the typical songs off each album. They do a good 4-5 off each album in a row. Oh well. That�
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I play piano and lead praise bands at our local church, sneak in some fun tunes as intros before anyone really knows what it is...done Paint It Black intro for a few tunes, done Margaritavile as an intro, done Pink Floyd 'Money' as an intro...I think even the start of 'Stairway To Heaven'? on and on....we are careful but it's a hoot. Tomorrow, I'm going to play
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Just did 'Goats Head Soup' at about 105, now is Physical Grafetti, Zeppelin about 103 or so. This is just dumb fun. Keep you posted. We know this ISN'T the definitivie list, just typical classic rock station pics. We're more interested in where some of the Stones albums come in, what the heck? Lips
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When Tattoo You came out I was at a farm in no-where somewhere doing acid, smoking pot, drinking Jack Daniels.....good lord how do I remember this. But we cranked this CD. Yes side two is great stones that doesn't get lots of airplay - that's how good it is. Given up the drugs long since, still love side two. Oh, the good 'ol days..... Lips
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Hey, lighten up will you? This is totally for fun to try and anticipate what a typical 'classic rock station' would pick. We know it's totally stupid to declare any album no. 1. But that's beside the point of this thread. Let's have some fun with it. Right now about #122 is Stones 'Beggers Banquet'. We want to see if a Stones album makes it up there.
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Beatles - Let It Be at #128 Lips
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Foreigner's 'Double Vision' at #130 We don't want to hog IORR so maybe we'll sneak in an update periodically over the next few days as they get closer to the top 10. Again, this is very unofficial and just for fun........good for Labor Day weekend chatter..... Any more guesses at the top 10 or 5? (classic rock station pics, remember). We're still guessing:
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They continue the countdown shortly (don't do it over night). Lips
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136 - Excitable Boy - Waran Zevon, very cool..it continues..
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And what's actually cool, is they're playing 2-3 deep cuts of each album and as they get closer to 'what they think are the top albums, they play 4-5 cuts in a row' very cool idea...... Keep you all posted ( not that this is 'definitive' final top rock, but fun none-the-less....) Lips
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Count down top rock albums? (Minnesota - probably typical of all 'classic rock stations' in the USA?) We are all having fun figuring out the next album - right now, Slow Hand - Eric clapton... Starting to heat up..... Lips
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142 - Yellow Brick Road, Bennie is cranked right now - yippe I know this is totally local and we'll see how everyone agrees with the 'top 10' - that's a few days from now..... Oh well, good night. Lips...
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ROCKMAN, you're the dude, what you guess the top 5 or 10 'albums of all time' will be for a 'classic rock station' (actually they're pretty hip here locally for classic rock?)....but none-the-less probably commercially influenced...blah, blah. But we're having fun trying to figure it out??. Probably the same for all Metro areas in the USA for classic rock co
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Yea, I used to get teased by co-workers...how can you like Mick Jagger - look at those lips? I thought, F you, he's the coolest cat in the world. I'ld give anything for lips like that....what the hell? Count down, Revolver album is 145.... Lips
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Billy Idol - Rebel Yell, cranked right now. Cool song I think. We're somewhere at 150-ish. This actually is kind of fun. Makes us all wonder what could be the top 10....??? But we get that it's local. Although this station is pretty hip with classic rock for a big audience...we'll just see how this plays out. Lips
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