Re: OT. Who ever made an Coast to Coast in the USA?'
Date: June 20, 2008 23:39
he wants tips not speed. Is route 66 not an american icon?
One tourists expereiences:
Tip #1: in the US travelers do not enter local taverns/bars. you will be fodder for those who like to kick the hell out of strangers. Buy beer for your motel room or try lounges. Wait a minute...see tip #3. Funny how my freinds have never without cause been beat up in Canuck land, yet find themselves bleeding in a US tavern parking lot. A draft dodger told me once it was one of the best features of Canada, he could go into a bar out of his local (where he was known) and not get beat up...seems it's a sport to scrap with stangers.
Tip #2: do not pronounce the letter "Z" as Zed, they do not understand, say Zeee, I'm cursed with a Z in my last name, drives me crazy down there.
Tip #3: bring your oun beer, it sucks there.
Tip #4: do not smoke pot in public.
Tip #5: check the local drinking laws in regards to drinking in public, they change from county to county and you will be fine one minute and facing charges the next. I dodged an impared in LA for having an open bottle within reaching distance of the driver. It was empty and I was sober, a bottle I was saving for collector friends, did not matter, automatic DWI.
Tip #6: yes you are surrounded by guns, you may not see them, but they are there, just ask they will be proud to roll out some heavy armourment they have stashed in the kids closet for you to look at. A few months after 9/11 I'm in a lineup for the Peter Pan ride in Disneyland with my 8 year old daughter, the conversation between grownups turns to terrorism so the 6'2" guy behind me starts telling the lineup how he can break down his all plastic Glock and smuggle it through security....that what I like, always thinking and as you can see no venue, kids or not, is exempt from the gun issue.
Tip #7: ask directions, and if someone tells you not to drive through that part of town..... Don'T DO IT! I stopped to ask directions from these nice young guys with matching teeshits and hats, as one was coming up to my car window I noticed the others were circling the car including one in front. Hey I'm from Canada how the hell did I know they were not a school glee club and they were a gang, I quickly dropped in gear and waved the guy in front aside with the jesture get out of the way I'm leaving now even if you do not move. And this example is tame compared to some of my friends.
Tip #8: you will want to know about US women, never realy figured this out but I can say that one day crossing a busy street in LA to enter a grocery store a car pulled up just as I walked in front of it, the door swung open as I hit the sidewalk, out jump three punk rock chicks and 'order me' into the car. I politely delcine and they tell I do not understand, 'GET IN THE CAR' as they started towards me, I bolted for the store door and they made a hasty escape.
TIP #9: good luck at the pay-at-the-pump gas stations. It can be hard in some places for staff to deal with a foreign credit card and you may have to leave it sight unseen with the store clerk while you go out and pump...personaly I do not like to separate myself from my Visa this way.
TIP #10: My favorite, my ex and I would laugh at this from diner to diner. Canadians love to say 'thank you', it just kind of runs off the tounge as a nice parting jesture and you will probably get a 'your welcome'. Now if you say thank you to a waitress in the US, the resounding reply is "UH HUH" which to a canadian is equivilant to "what ever", so it looses some of the sincerity, but I think they mean well.
Fact is it sounds like allot of fun. Lots of fine folks. US landmarks are well known, target them. I'm not a city guy as far as traveling goes, I like the countryside. Having driven across Canada and back (about 5x the distance you are going) I can say Canada is comprized of larger similar areas, Rockies, prairies, Canadian Sheild. The US by contrast is much smaller but the terrain (at least out west) changes much quicker and I love that. As a plug I will say spend time in Arizona if driving. But if I had my drothers I would start in NY, down the eastern seaboard (great history) to Florida (gators) , over to LA (hollywood decadence), and up to Seattle (see some great coast line without development), you just miss the flat part in the middle with lots of farms, take in most of the famous places and you can hit the theme parks if that is your thing.
But note....my experiences are real....what you see on TV is fairly acurate.