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C. Montgomery Burns is the greatest by far in The Simpsons...

I second that emotion. The whole casino episode was just ridiculous.

My favorite Burns moment was when he lost all his money and had to go to the supermarket and shop for himself. He saw Krusty buying "Krusty-O's brand breakfast cereal" and asked where he could find the "Burns-O's". Upon being told that they don't make cereals for nobodys, he settled for the Count Chocula saying, "I guess this kind of looks like me."

Brilliant.

Another Stones/Simpsons momemt:

It comes at 0:36


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Homer: It takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.

Homer: You save a guy's life and all you get is a big, scary rock (Giant Olmec Head, given by Burns...

Lisa: Yeah, dad, perhaps their is no moral to this story...
Homer: Yeah, its all just a bunch of stuff that happened.

JR

Mr Burns to U2: "W@nkers!"



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Homer: Stupid itchy church pants.

Groin grabbingly good

Homer: hahaha, I get it. I get jokes

Homer: If something is hard to do, it's not worth doing.

Great thread!

"Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?

Lisa spots some rabbits in a butcher shop's window.

Lisa: [gasps] Mom, are those rabbits dead?
Marge: No, no, Lisa they're just sleeping, upside down... and inside out...

Anything from Cape Feare is good!
"I shall send to you heaven before I send you to hell"-Sideshow Bob

Subject: Homer and breasts

Female: Homer my eyes are up here!
Homer: (pause without moving his eyes) I've made my choice!

Female: Tell you what, you stop looking at my breasts and I'll.......
Homer: (interrupting) No!

More from Ralph:

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

Homer in London-"our Rolling Stones are way better than your Beatles"

Homer in London- "And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
SPOT ON!

Mr.Burns: Excellent!!
Nelson Muntz: Ha Ha!!

From The Simpsons Movie

Bart "this is the worst day of my life!"

Homer "so far"

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"Marge, weasling out of things is what separates us from the other animals.....except for the weasle"

It's every parents dream to outlive their children

Ralph Wiggum (after being let into the XXX section of the Android Dungeon):

"Everybody's hugging"

I just love Bart's blackboard openings. Some favourites:

- I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
- I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
- Making Milhouse cry is not a science project
- The hamster did not have "a full life"

Ah well... they're all great!



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Krusty - I'm not the kinda dad who says things and does stuff.

Ralph - I bent my wookie

Chief Wigum to his wife.

"Sarah, get me 911"

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Chief Wigum to his wife.

"Sarah, get me 911"

Woops. I'll have to watch the episode again. Thats not a funny quote!

Millhouse: "Whoa, the Statue of Liberty, Where are we?"

Homer Simpson: Nobody knows the band Grand Funk? The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer? Oh, man!

Homer: "Secrets and lies, secret and lies, it's all secrets and lies"

"Gee Homer,your the most popular non-porno site on the internet"

"It's just some friends of mine and they're busting down the door"

Homer and Bart attend the Springfield Sci Fi Convention,
And there is a booth with Dr. Smith and the Robot from Lost and Space...
Bart says something like "hey cool robot"

Dr. Smith "hello little boy, Never fear Smith is hear, I would gladly sign your autograph in my dressing room..."

The Robot "DANGER BART SIMPSON! DANGER!"